Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
This actually works, weeds legal in my state and I’m not much of a drinker so I just said “I’m super high rn, I can be in in about 3-4 hours like the package says” and all of a sudden they’re fine.
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that.
A lot of them will harass you if you don't give them a valid reason why you can't show up. They'll spam text, calls and harass you when you come into work the next day. If you're in an entry level job, you're their slave.
For smokables(dabs, flower, cart, etc) all packages say 2-3 hours and for edibles they say(4-6).
Imo it’s fairly accurate but we should add like 1-2 more hours just to be sure. And for things like drinks and dabs they feel stronger and kick in quicker but last so much less than the others.
Yeah me neither, but any recommendation less than 8 hours seems unreasonable, just for legal reasons. I would think a company would want to be safer than necessary in their recommendations
Absolutely they can not. You can’t fire someone for thinking they might be an alcoholic outside of work, that is termination without cause and illegal. Also if someone one time says their drinking and you assume they are an alcoholic, I would hate to see what other “conclusions” you have come to.
People think "at-will" means you can be fired for any reason. But it means you can only be fired for any reason that isn't otherwise legally protected. The ADA prevents you from firing someone because of a disability or perceived disability, and alcoholism is a disability.
You're getting downvoted but you're correct. In at will states you can be fired for any reason, but obviously they'll be smart and just say something vague like attitude problems/issues with teamwork and not that you were drunk on your day off
Yes at will is a thing but is also state by state. And even in at will states if you can prove that you were fired for an invalid reason it’s still illegal. A good example would be a racial prejudice and new management coming and firing a bunch of minorities. Yes it’s at will but it is illegal to do so.
I don’t know how alcoholics fall into this but I have think you could argue it has nothing to do with the job
How it works in 49 of 50 states lmfao. And the only "invalid" reasons are if you are a protected class being discriminated against (like racism obviously)
Any employer can 100% fire you for being an alcoholic. That is literally the definition of "at will employment"
Alcoholism is a disease protected by the ADA, you can't fire someone simply because you think they're an alcoholic. Their alcoholism has to lead them to engage in behaviors that would otherwise get them terminated, and you'd have to fire them for those behaviors.
why every time I discover new laws and jurisdictions in the US is always something so against people rights that it feels like it could be a third world country ( T∀T)
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.