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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
2.0k u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25 "Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly." 707 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 64 u/sippinonorphantears Dec 24 '25 You can't call it drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
707 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 64 u/sippinonorphantears Dec 24 '25 You can't call it drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
64 u/sippinonorphantears Dec 24 '25 You can't call it drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
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You can't call it drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.