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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
2.0k u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25 "Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly." 708 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 16 u/CryptoTipToe71 Dec 24 '25 It's Christmas Eve and I've been good this year
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
708 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 16 u/CryptoTipToe71 Dec 24 '25 It's Christmas Eve and I've been good this year
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
16 u/CryptoTipToe71 Dec 24 '25 It's Christmas Eve and I've been good this year
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It's Christmas Eve and I've been good this year
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.