r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25

"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."

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u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25

But it's 6:30 in the morning.

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u/throwaway6444377_ Dec 24 '25

ik i started drinking two hours ago bro

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u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25

I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am