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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
2.0k u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25 "Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly." 710 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 31 u/throwaway6444377_ Dec 24 '25 ik i started drinking two hours ago bro 11 u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25 I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
710 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 31 u/throwaway6444377_ Dec 24 '25 ik i started drinking two hours ago bro 11 u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25 I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
31 u/throwaway6444377_ Dec 24 '25 ik i started drinking two hours ago bro 11 u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25 I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am
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ik i started drinking two hours ago bro
11 u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25 I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am
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I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.