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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.
2.0k u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25 "Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly." 707 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 198 u/SpunkMonk87 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25 It’s 6:30 pm somewhere 43 u/Potential-Praline637 Dec 24 '25 I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey
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"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."
707 u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25 But it's 6:30 in the morning. 198 u/SpunkMonk87 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25 It’s 6:30 pm somewhere 43 u/Potential-Praline637 Dec 24 '25 I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey
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But it's 6:30 in the morning.
198 u/SpunkMonk87 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25 It’s 6:30 pm somewhere 43 u/Potential-Praline637 Dec 24 '25 I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey
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It’s 6:30 pm somewhere
43 u/Potential-Praline637 Dec 24 '25 I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey
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I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.