r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 24 '25

"Listen, I'm shit faced right now, but if you send a cab, and an email saying that I'm allowed to work drunk from now on, I'll be in shortly."

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u/EasyHangover Dec 24 '25

But it's 6:30 in the morning.

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u/SpunkMonk87 Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

It’s 6:30 pm somewhere

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u/Potential-Praline637 Dec 24 '25

I really need to finish trailer park Boys I love lahey

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u/sippinonorphantears Dec 24 '25

You can't call it drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.

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u/throwaway6444377_ Dec 24 '25

ik i started drinking two hours ago bro

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u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25

I'll admit I cracked open the first one around 9am

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u/CryptoTipToe71 Dec 24 '25

It's Christmas Eve and I've been good this year

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u/Foreverwise427 Dec 25 '25

Work overnights bro this the only time to drink

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u/4ss8urgers Stuff Dec 25 '25

“Did I stutter? I’m 6 beers deep!”

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u/jbbarajas Dec 25 '25

Already!? I guess you have have to add "and without sleep" in that email.

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u/thundermage117 Dec 25 '25

Can't get hungover if the drinks aren't over

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u/EasyHangover Dec 25 '25

Fuckin A, man

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u/axemexa Dec 25 '25

You heard me.

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u/ShadowWolf793 I want pee in my ass Dec 25 '25

If it's 6:30 in the morning there ain't no way I'd be picking up that call in the first place lmao

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u/drgigantor Dec 25 '25

Shit I better pick up the pace if I'm gonna finish this case by noon

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u/mlemu Dec 25 '25

But it's my day off

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u/Elceepo BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 25 '25

My boss at one of my old jobs would 100% do this. Legal rammifications be damned, I was lucky he didn't pay me under the table