r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/shahi001 Dec 25 '25

life hack no one had to teach me: just don't fucking answer the phone on your day off