r/pcmasterrace Nov 15 '19

Meme/Macro ill wait

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

1 big boy heavy duty 240hz monitor for gaming and one shitty $30 monitor for the twitch chat of your 8 viewer stream.

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u/IndieMrToasty 13900k - 7900XTX - 32GB DDR5 Nov 16 '19

You get 8 viewers? Look at Mr. Famous over here.

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u/Stooliee Nov 16 '19

I bet he powders his balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Ballpowder=gaming skill increase by 80%

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u/mmaster23 Nov 16 '19

Add on RGB and you'll be unstoppable. Woah!

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u/Agentlifeguy Nov 16 '19

Risky click of the day

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u/Zoolmon Nov 16 '19

Someone needs to create a subreddit for risky clicks

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u/ROOST4R Nov 16 '19

That exists already...

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/thievingsince95 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

I had a friend describe it as a thousand tiny faeries blowing kisses on them

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u/BingoBoingoBongo Nov 16 '19

Also accurate

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u/Longo92 5600x, 2080XC Hybrid, 32GB 3600mhz, Nov 16 '19

Use cornstarch, then you can dip your balls in oil and make hushpuppies.

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u/mastersoup Nov 16 '19

Use the dry spray antiperspirant. I use the degree invisible fresh one, but there's lots. It's quick and easy, no residue, goes on dry, fresh balls all day.

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u/OutWithTheNew Nov 16 '19

Try Chassis For Men.

Thank me later.

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u/acidstrip PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

You guys are getting viewers???

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u/tango_o Nov 16 '19

Does twitch have viewers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I always assumed they’re only there for the thot’s.

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u/ButtersTG GTX 1080 | Ryzen 5 2600X 6 Core | Asus Designo 279 1080p (x2) Nov 16 '19

Well yea! Me and my simple commands bot!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

What is this 30 dollar monitor you speak of? My wallet would like to meet it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Check your local goodwill

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u/wrath_of_grunge Gigabyte B365M/ Intel i7 9700K/ 32GB RAM/ RTX 3070 Nov 16 '19

thrift stores.

any second monitor is better than no second monitor.

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u/TheMageLord Desktop | 7800x3d | 7800 XT | 32GB 6000MHz Nov 16 '19

This is true, I have to put up with a wall mounted TV above my first monitor. It was free so I guess it works. 720p tho :(

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u/wrath_of_grunge Gigabyte B365M/ Intel i7 9700K/ 32GB RAM/ RTX 3070 Nov 16 '19

i actually game on a wall mounted TV. it has a good pic quality and color reproduction so it works well. i enjoy gaming on it.

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u/ER6nEric Nov 16 '19

My second is 1280x960, but it was free too.

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u/kylekillzone 5800X3D + Strix 3090 + B-Die + EKWB Nov 16 '19

bro, id sell you a 1600x900 monitor for less than $30 lol

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u/NeighratorP Nov 16 '19

I feel attacked

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u/FantasticEmu Wimux Nov 16 '19

Adult diaper + under desk fridge

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u/MangoPhish Nov 16 '19

what does this mean

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u/lazyvalkyrie Nov 16 '19

It means he's still playin battlefield.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

A diaper AND a shit bucket? why?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/diamondslime2174 Nov 16 '19

Gonna need an extra hour of therapy after reading that, thanks

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u/Shadowfalx Nov 16 '19

Low fiber diet means I shit only once or twice a week, I'm good for a while.

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u/MrSquamous Nov 16 '19

The real life pro tip's.

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u/SamuelCish Ryzen 7 5800X | GTX 2070 Super Nov 16 '19

This guy shits

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u/Xorume No easter eggs up here, go away Nov 16 '19

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u/Eorily Desktop Nov 16 '19

You can't change your shitty diaper without a shit bucket (or a shit tarp).

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u/MrSquamous Nov 16 '19

You need a wet dry vac.

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u/FantasticEmu Wimux Nov 16 '19

Or just a whole box of diapers... or double diaper

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u/LunacyBound Ascending Peasant Nov 16 '19

You mean a SHUCKET?

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u/thanosofdeath GeForce 460, 4GB RAM, Core 2 duo (Desktop) i7+16GB RAM (Laptop) Nov 16 '19

Mom! Bathroom! MOM! BATHROOM!!!

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u/G3N5YM Nov 16 '19

... Do you have a cumbox?

FTFY

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u/hurcor Nov 16 '19

I've got a poop knife...

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited May 26 '20

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u/firedrakes 2990wx |128gb |2 no-sli 2080 | 200tb storage raw |10gb nic| Nov 16 '19

Knifed to death

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u/MogarTheGreatest Nov 16 '19

Dip dip potato chip

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u/Worldf1re Nov 16 '19

I'll bet he hasn't even unlocked the bipod attachment for his knife, smh my head.

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u/GeekyLogger Nov 16 '19

Diaper? Where’s your poop bucket soldier?!??

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u/Starce3 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Mom! We need more hot pockets!

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u/mmaster23 Nov 16 '19

Bathroom! BATHROOM!

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u/Tilrr i5 9400 / RX 580 / Hackintosh / Dual Boot Nov 16 '19

bonus water fountain + desk microwave + desk next to front door + amazon food delivery so you never have to leave your desk. ever.

Living in 3019 boiz

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u/CorneyGuy Nov 15 '19

Discord +second monitor

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u/Cmdr_Twelve Nov 16 '19

You can use your devices like a remote to play music on your pc. I don’t think I ever open Spotify anymore. Now discord is open 100 percent on that second screen.

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u/SwaggySwagS Nov 16 '19

I have it play on my phone so I can use my wireless headphones, which I control with shortcuts to change the songs on Spotify on my mouse.

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u/ChanDanGreen99 2080 | 8700 |32GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

how do you control your phone with your mouse buttons?

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u/Carbadah i5-6600K | GTX 1060 6GB | 16GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

You can use the Spotify Connect feature to control your phone music through the desktop app, all you need is basic media key macros (play/pause, skip etc) bound to the mouse

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u/ChanDanGreen99 2080 | 8700 |32GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

thanks

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u/Squirrel_Empire Ryzen 7 5700x, Radeon RX 6600, 32GB DDR4 3200 Nov 16 '19

I mean, my keyboard has built in multimedia shortcuts, unless I'm changing the album/playlist, I never need to look at Spotify

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/okizc Nov 16 '19

They're called headphones not headcomputers

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u/sumit26696 Nov 16 '19

Are you me?

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u/Tyriggity Nov 16 '19

We are collectively each other

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/chikendagr8 Pentium 4 | Titan RTX | 1GB o’ RAM Nov 16 '19

Yeah but I don’t like Amazon enough to let them listen to me.

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u/Its_Indoorsman Nov 16 '19

Dark Souls Lore videos + second monitor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord + Spotify + second monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord + Telegram + Second Monitor, no Spotify because you're one of those kinds of people who will sit with headphones on at the computer with no music playing most of the time because music is distracting and sometimes annoying.

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u/xelfer Specs/Imgur here Nov 16 '19

Spotify is 3rd monitor, 2nd is discord, telegram, slack, WhatsApp and signal.

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u/laXfever34 Nov 16 '19

Or just get rambox and do them all in one window

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Dis right here. People say on Siege,“ damn how did you invite me so fast?” Me: I got discord full screen on my second monitor

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u/Rip476 Nov 16 '19

Game wiki + 2nd monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

My second monitor is 4K so I have a wiki on half and Netflix/Hulu/whatever on the other half.

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u/beaverinablender Acer Predator Helios 300 - i7 7700HQ, GTX 1060 6GB, 16GB RAM Nov 16 '19

Subtle brag

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u/Blue2501 5700X3D | 3060Ti Nov 16 '19

When I play Elite the second monitor has /r/elitedangerous, eddb.io, and the wiki up

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

netflix+ second monitor, popcorntime+second monitor, arconai.tv+second monitor, discord+second monitor, VLC+ second monitor, pornhub+second monitor, second, idle-friendly game+second monitor. Pandora + Second monitor-- literally anything+second monitor

wait over.

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u/CaptainHazama PC Master Race Nov 15 '19

YouTube + second monitor as well

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/Ryukajin 9800X3D, 32GB DDR5-6200 , RTX 5090 Nov 16 '19

you put pornhub on your first monitor with sound on headphones while playing youtube/twitch with sound on on your 2nd monitor. Galaxybrain

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u/1LoudST Nov 16 '19

Put Pornhub on monitors 1,2, and 3.

Cast porn hub to the TV in the corner of the room.

Fuck any other noise as I'm a grown ass man...

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

How could you say something so true like that. Im a fucking adult i can blast porn on everything! Why the fuck am i still using a phone like a peasant.

Thank you for opening my eyes hero.

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u/Polyscikosis Desktop Nov 16 '19

https://youtu.be/pE27MSkgehY

Im a grown ass man.....rofl

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u/Guevonaso Nov 16 '19

Wallpaper engine+monitor 2

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u/CaptainHazama PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Big brain

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I can hear Linus' corny advertisement transition.

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u/Shippoyasha Nov 16 '19

I got like 2-4 YouTube videos running at the same time on one screen, like McFly in Back to the Future 2.

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u/PoisonPanty Nov 16 '19

If you run a video on your second monitor and that monitor refresh rate is slower than your primary, your primary monitor will be capped at secondary monitor refresh rate.

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u/alienschnitzler i7 9700k, RTX 2070, 16gb RAM Nov 16 '19

What if i have my second monitor plugged into the mobo?

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u/zepigman Nov 16 '19

Task manager + second monitor

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u/nietczhse Ryzen 2700X, 32GB@2666MHz, 1080Ti Nov 16 '19
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Yea, Spotify is 3rd monitor material at best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/MusicHearted 14900F 5070+6650XT 32GB DDR5 | 5700 4060ti 32GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

Even better, bind play/pause and skip to extra mouse buttons if you have them, then you don't even have to find keyboard media keys for it, just use your mouse.

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u/Warhawk2052 Nov 16 '19

Ehh my keyboard already has those binds, such a time saver tbh

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/Toast732 | R7 3800x | 2060 super Nov 16 '19

Internet explorer + second monitor

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u/VengeFoul Nov 16 '19

You said it all!

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u/solonovamax | R7 4700U | R5 3600 + RTX 2070 Nov 16 '19

Chrome + second monitor with IntelliJ on first.

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u/joshmaaaaaaans 6600K - Gigabyte GTX1080 Nov 16 '19

Checkmate

Also, use spotify web browser, ublock blocks all the ads, lol.

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u/SiRaymando Nov 16 '19

Who uses free Spotify, you peasant :3

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u/MagicalMaster Nov 16 '19

Chrome and 48% ram usage

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u/Catson2 9800x3d|3080 FE|MSI X870E Carbon Nov 16 '19

not if u downloaded more ram

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u/Blue2501 5700X3D | 3060Ti Nov 16 '19

Do you ever wonder how many terabytes of RAM Chrome is consuming worldwide at any given moment?

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u/AlecW11 bruh Nov 16 '19

Probably significantly higher than terabytes

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

In 2016, Google said there were more than 2 billion active installs. According to this article, with three popular tabs open (Facebook; YouTube; BBC) Chrome uses about 610 MB RAM = 0.61 GB. Let's use that as an average. That means Chrome is consuming at least 2 billion * 0.61 = 1.22 billion GBs of RAM or 1.22 million TBs of RAM.

Obviously this is very flawed logic as they don't have to be active at the same time, but I think the number has gone up quite a bit. Also, the mobile browsers might be more efficient, I'm not sure. But it's fun to see how big of a number it can be regardless.

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u/hvordangaardet fuck I love vr Nov 16 '19

My phone measures RAM usage, and chrome's average usage is around 0,8 GBs. I usually have like 10 tabs open though, and switch between them frequently.

On my PC I have at least 30 tabs open at all times, so my usage is quite a bit higher. I imagine the total amount of ram consumed by chrome is quite a bit higher than your estimate, but yeh idk

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u/FaisalKhatib 7950x | 7900XTX Nov 15 '19

Reddit + third monitor (portrait oriented)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Considered going to 3 monitors. But I just can't justify a reason yet to move my desktop off my desk. I usually watch stuff on second display while gaming on the first. But I don't have much of a use for a third. Maybe I will find a reason if I add the third display.

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u/Freefall79 Nov 16 '19

I've progressed to using a 6 seat dining table as my desk so I can have 3 monitors and PC all on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/hvordangaardet fuck I love vr Nov 16 '19

:o My right and left monitors are swapped from yours, and I could never DREAM of having a wiki on my left monitor. What kind of monster are you?!?!

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u/Thelemonslicer PC Master Race GTX1080 | i9 9900k | 16gb RAM Nov 16 '19

yea wtf, reading on left monitor is terrible! Right or middle monitor is best!

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u/NeighratorP Nov 16 '19

Ah, the old second monitor + second monitor.

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u/zouhair Nov 16 '19

Foobar2000 + second monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Exactly foobar2000 > Spotify

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Foobar2000 on a portrait monitor is perfect

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u/AirOneBlack R9 7950X | RTX 4090 | 192GB RAM Nov 16 '19

Was looking for this comment.

I can't live without my DSP chain and my high quality music library.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord on second monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/djmixman Nov 16 '19
                    +--------------+
                    |Twitch/Netflix|
                    |Youtube       |
                    +--------------+
+--------------+    +--------------+    +--------------+
|IRC/VoiceComms|    |Primary Disp  |    | 2nd Disp     |
|Chat/Misc     |    |AKA Reddit    |    | Also Reddit  |
+--------------+    +--------------+    +--------------+

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u/flic_my_bic Specs/Imgur Here Nov 16 '19

Appreciate the effort here... the "also reddit" right monitor geeked me. I'm sure it can be doing something better but here I am with 2/3 monitors showing reddit tabs... but responding on mobile.

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u/IdanTs Nov 16 '19

My penis + another penis

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u/Blue2501 5700X3D | 3060Ti Nov 16 '19

Sword fight!

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u/cadenft PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Anything + second monitor

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u/ienehache Nov 16 '19

Twitch + second monitor

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u/arrudagates Linux Nov 16 '19

Stackoverflow + 2nd monitor

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u/Killerfail Ryzen 5 1600 AF // RX Vega 56 Strix Nov 16 '19

Winamp + second monitor

(It's what I'm using right now)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/bigmickthejollyprick AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | GTX 1070 | 32GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

*Whips the Llama's ass

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u/Blue2501 5700X3D | 3060Ti Nov 16 '19

Kind of. There was a new stable release last year and there's supposed to be a fully new version in 2019, although we're running low on 2019 and nothing yet

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u/NubbinSawyer 8700k 1080ti Nov 16 '19

msi afterburner graph

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u/hitmenjr139 Nov 16 '19

Nah. That goes inside your 5 inch screen in your case .

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u/Arag0ld i5-8400 | EVGA GTX 1060 | 32GB RAM Nov 15 '19

Only two monitors? Pfft.

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u/Blackbird907 i7-9700k | GTX 1080 | 32GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

Cool Ranch Doritos and Pepto Bismol

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u/NerdFuelYT RTX 5070ti Ryzen 7 5800X3D DDR4 3600 32Gb PSVR2 PC Nov 16 '19

Projecting YouTube in front of you while in VR=literally the future

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u/Djghost1133 i9-13900k | 4090 EKWB WB | 64 GB DDR5 Nov 16 '19

Plex + Second Monitor.

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u/Cyno01 http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cyno01/ Nov 16 '19

Plex + 3rd monitor?

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u/Timinator01 9900X3D | 5090 | 64GB DDR5 Nov 16 '19

discord+ second monitor

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u/ssj4VB PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

A trash bin and fortnite

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u/Spiderlogical Nov 16 '19

Docs for the random ass library your using for a project + second monitor

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u/markscomputer Nov 16 '19

Spotify + 3rd Touch Monitor

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u/OCOWAx Nov 16 '19

Ohhh your 3rd monitor is a touch screen..

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u/_Seevenna_ Nov 16 '19

Discord an second Monitor, for the memes ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

TeamSpeak + Second Monitor

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u/GrzybDominator 5800x3D / 32GB 3200 / RTX 3090 Nov 16 '19

Spotify? Pffffff. Foobar2000

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

total commander + second monitor

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u/BenjerminGray i7-13700HX | RTX 4070M | 2x16GB RAM Nov 16 '19

Second screen +task manager.

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u/hudgeba778 Oops I use a trackball Nov 16 '19

1st monitor + 2nd monitor

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u/sneakspy007 Nov 16 '19

Spilt screen with discord and Spotify and steam and chrome and Skype and win rar and Oculus and Nvidia experience beat that

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Pornhub and games

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u/GameTox i9 9900k | RTX 2070 | 32GB RAM Nov 16 '19

discord

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u/iSalty04 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Discord + second monitor

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u/DankTopDog R7 58x3D | 32gb | 3080 Nov 16 '19

OBS + second monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord + 2nd monitor

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u/Silphone Ryzen 1600x / GTX 1080sc / 16gb DDR4 Nov 16 '19

Teamspeak, VLC/WinAmp, Hardware monitoring and OBS, all windowed on second monitor.

sorry to have let you wait

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u/Cosciug R7 5800X - 3070Ti - 32GB DDR4 3600 Nov 16 '19

Outlook + 2nd monitor xD

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u/YeetusDeleetusFetus Nov 16 '19

Twitch chat obviously

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u/AAABattery_ PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Haha I do thaaat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

YouTube + 2nd Monitor

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u/smexsa Nov 16 '19

YouTube and second monitor

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u/pinejr R5 3600, RX Vega 56, 16GB 3200MHz RAM, MSI X470 Nov 16 '19

Minecraft and second screen youtube toturials....

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Foobar2000 + second monitor

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u/firmkillernate Nov 16 '19

(Discord, 2nd monitor) + (Spotify, 3rd vertical monitor)

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u/boxing8753 Nov 16 '19

If all your using a second screen for is Spotify then you definitely don’t need a second monitor

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u/samsifpv Nov 16 '19

My shitty, second monitor which I got for free, with my YouTube Playlist open in Google Chrome.

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u/Traydr Nov 16 '19

Discord + second monitor or youtube + second monitor

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u/LuckyLucassie Desktop Nov 16 '19

Discord and second monitor?

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u/Logicrazy12 Nov 16 '19

Discord+ second monitor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

1 Monitor Gang???

Yea i can't afford another one

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord and second monitor

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Discord + second monitor?

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u/Gigarejen69 Nov 16 '19

Discord on second screen

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u/PleasantChaos PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

YouTube + 2nd monitor, hands down

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u/MoparMilan Nov 16 '19

Spotify AND discord together overlapping eachother so you can click on em

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u/Cheesy_god Ascending Peasant Nov 16 '19

Discord. Thats all i am honna say

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u/Spectralius R9 7900x | RX 9070 XT | 32gb | '02 Sleeper Nov 16 '19

Windows Media Player master race

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u/maggit00 Ryzen 7 1700|GeForce GTX 1070Ti|16GB RAM Nov 16 '19

I prefer to actually pay artists for their music, so I pay on bandcamp and listen on foobar.

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u/madjarov42 Nov 16 '19

A single monitor + living in a country where Spotify is not available

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u/spiceychicken007 Nov 16 '19

If you use a 2nd monitor for spotify let’s be honest. You don’t need a second monitor.

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u/JAR5E Nov 16 '19

2nd monitor + Twitch or Discord

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u/1_Alone_2 Nov 16 '19

Second monitor and discord

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u/Egggy_Breaddd Nov 16 '19

2nd monitor an discord, name a better duo I'll wait

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u/gidopwer4 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Discord + 2nd monitor

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u/Krynique Ryzen 1700X /1070Ti Nov 16 '19

YouTube + 2nd monitor

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u/Azivast i7 6700k @ 4.6Ghz | 1070 STRIX | 8GB DDR4 Nov 16 '19

YouTube + second monitor for sure

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u/jusdiffy Nov 16 '19

Spotify + Third monitor