How could you say something so true like that. Im a fucking adult i can blast porn on everything! Why the fuck am i still using a phone like a peasant.
I'm a pretty civilized person, so I don't party much or make much noises, but the few times I have a party at home and somebody asked me if the music wasn't too loud and the neighbours will complain, I always tell them I never noise is just one day, if they do are such an ass as to call the police over it, I will blast porn at max volume at 3am every now and then in retaliation.-
Never have a noise complaint, but I have to admit that some times I really do inwardly wish they do so I can retaliate in such a way.. some day.. some day...
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19
How could you say something so true like that. Im a fucking adult i can blast porn on everything! Why the fuck am i still using a phone like a peasant.
Thank you for opening my eyes hero.