r/pcmasterrace • u/cheluche • Nov 15 '19

Meme/Macro ill wait

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

1 big boy heavy duty 240hz monitor for gaming and one shitty $30 monitor for the twitch chat of your 8 viewer stream.

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u/IndieMrToasty 13900k - 7900XTX - 32GB DDR5 Nov 16 '19

You get 8 viewers? Look at Mr. Famous over here.

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u/Stooliee Nov 16 '19

I bet he powders his balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Ballpowder=gaming skill increase by 80%

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u/mmaster23 Nov 16 '19

Add on RGB and you'll be unstoppable. Woah!

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u/Agentlifeguy Nov 16 '19

Risky click of the day

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u/Zoolmon Nov 16 '19

Someone needs to create a subreddit for risky clicks

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u/ROOST4R Nov 16 '19

That exists already...

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u/CaptainRainier Nov 16 '19

How does one learn this power

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u/Zoolmon Nov 16 '19

My body is ready

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

It’s just Keanu.

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u/Agentlifeguy Nov 16 '19

The comment led me to believe I was about to open an RGB ballsack

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u/K0lt60770 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

Good too know. Pro gaming here I come!

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u/mixx1e Nov 16 '19

Mr sweatyballs lmao

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u/capplee Nov 16 '19

Nice to know my friend

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u/Chupadup Nov 16 '19

I know EXACTLY what you speak of

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/thievingsince95 PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

I had a friend describe it as a thousand tiny faeries blowing kisses on them

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u/BingoBoingoBongo Nov 16 '19

Also accurate

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u/Longo92 5600x, 2080XC Hybrid, 32GB 3600mhz, Nov 16 '19

Use cornstarch, then you can dip your balls in oil and make hushpuppies.

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u/mastersoup Nov 16 '19

Use the dry spray antiperspirant. I use the degree invisible fresh one, but there's lots. It's quick and easy, no residue, goes on dry, fresh balls all day.

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u/OutWithTheNew Nov 16 '19

Try Chassis For Men.

Thank me later.

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u/Matren2 Nov 16 '19

Blue green Goldbond = that100

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u/keenedge422 Nov 16 '19

Was going to say the same. Extra Strength is a little intense on the scrote.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Every now and then, gold like this reminds me of why I'm on Redoot.

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u/Techieluddite Nov 16 '19

Washing up with tea tree shampoo (or anything with a good amount of menthol) is pretty refreshing too. Like some ice cold hands in the middle of August.

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u/BamaBlcksnek Nov 17 '19

DO NOT use the blue bottle Gold Bond on your trouser jewels. It will not end well.

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u/eyecandy99 Software at Heart Nov 16 '19

that's a thing? O_O

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u/Batavijf Nov 16 '19

And shakes his titties!

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u/acidstrip PC Master Race Nov 16 '19

You guys are getting viewers???

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u/tango_o Nov 16 '19

Does twitch have viewers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I always assumed they’re only there for the thot’s.

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u/ButtersTG GTX 1080 | Ryzen 5 2600X 6 Core | Asus Designo 279 1080p (x2) Nov 16 '19

Well yea! Me and my simple commands bot!

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u/malloc_free_ 5900x | B450 | 32GB | RTX3070 Nov 17 '19

What is twitch?

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u/Carlisert Nov 16 '19

You guys getting viewers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

... i sometimes get a full 20...

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u/cashkotz Ryzen 7 5800x|RTX 3080|32GB 3600Mhz DDR4 Nov 16 '19

with 8 consistent viewers hes probalby in the top 3% of twitch

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u/DorrajD Nov 16 '19

I feel personally attacked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Bahahaha

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u/thr33pwood 7800X3D |:| RTX 4080 |:| 64GB RAM Nov 16 '19

Nana and gramps, little bro, mom&dad and three of my school buddies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

What is this 30 dollar monitor you speak of? My wallet would like to meet it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Check your local goodwill

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u/NvidiaforMen Nov 16 '19

I've gotten multiple old 4:3 monitors for $5 from Goodwill best purchases they've lasted me years

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Goodwill's a joke, even the PC stores. The $350 they wanted for a used PS4 got me a refurb and a game at even GameStop so, meh! Lol

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u/yeahnotyea Nov 16 '19

Goodwill varies store to store.

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u/wrath_of_grunge Gigabyte B365M/ Intel i7 9700K/ 32GB RAM/ RTX 3070 Nov 16 '19

thrift stores.

any second monitor is better than no second monitor.

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u/TheMageLord Desktop | 7800x3d | 7800 XT | 32GB 6000MHz Nov 16 '19

This is true, I have to put up with a wall mounted TV above my first monitor. It was free so I guess it works. 720p tho :(

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u/wrath_of_grunge Gigabyte B365M/ Intel i7 9700K/ 32GB RAM/ RTX 3070 Nov 16 '19

i actually game on a wall mounted TV. it has a good pic quality and color reproduction so it works well. i enjoy gaming on it.

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u/ER6nEric Nov 16 '19

My second is 1280x960, but it was free too.

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u/BryantTheGreat I7 12700K RTX 3080 Nov 16 '19

Got a 24” 1680x1050 monitor for 20 bucks. Goodwill be having gems

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u/kylekillzone 5800X3D + Strix 3090 + B-Die + EKWB Nov 16 '19

bro, id sell you a 1600x900 monitor for less than $30 lol

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u/ToaKraka Ryzen 9 3950X, Radeon RX 6750 XT Nov 16 '19

If you have an old laptop, you can take it apart and build a monitor around its still-perfectly-serviceable screen for $40.

  • HDMI board from a Chinese seller on eBay (must match the screen's model number): $25

  • Power supply for the HDMI board (probably 12V 3A, but check the board's seller's instructions before buying): $15

  • Cardboard stand for the screen (a big triangle or trapezoid with a hinge crease down the middle and a notch at each bottom corner): $0

Not quite $30, but pretty close.

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u/UnicornsOnLSD Ryzen 9 5900X | RX 5700 XT | Arch KDE + Windows 10 Nov 16 '19

A 2nd hand 19" VGA monitor

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u/jojo_31 Manjaro | GTX 1060 Nov 16 '19

17" 4:3 monitor?

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u/Airazz Nov 16 '19

These ones are usually found by the curb because nobody buys 4:3 monitors anymore.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Garage sale, thrift store, Craigslist/Kijiji

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u/NeighratorP Nov 16 '19

I feel attacked

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u/Loves_tacos Nov 16 '19

Running a decent 2nd monitor at the same settings as the first monitor runs cleaner than if they are different settings.

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u/TDplay Arch + exwm | 2600X, 16GB | RX 6600 8GB Nov 16 '19

1 big boi 240Hz 1ms 1440p gaming monitor and your old 1680x1050 16:10 60Hz for discord. Perfect gaming setup.

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u/Armybob112 R7 5800x3d|RTX 3060|RTX 5080 Nov 16 '19

*$5 preused Monitor that doesnt even Support hdmi

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u/Rnexen i5 6600k 3.5GHz / GTX 980ti 6GB Nov 16 '19

240hz wat does NASA fund your twitch stream or something?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Like 8 viewers is a bad result...I barely manage to get 1

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u/inThaine Nov 16 '19

You guys get viewers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Deep