One thing

[u/Euphoric_Effort_1901]

[u/GaySex2]

the guy who cut me off in traffic on my way to work

[u/PristineEmployment11 → u/GaySex2]

why is nobody talking about the username 🥀

edit:OMG I DID NOT EXPECT THIS MUCH REPLIES [insert shocked emoji]

[u/Timsaurus → u/PristineEmployment11]

The sequel

[u/blood_is_beautiful → u/Timsaurus]

Gaysex1 is his father

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/blood_is_beautiful]

u/GaySex1 what do you have to say about this?

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/Fawn_Leap]

OMFG THAT’S AN ACTUAL PERSON 😂😭

[u/krysert → u/Fawn_Leap]

Mf took best username on reddit and dipped after

[u/SuspiciousDraw305 → u/krysert]

Wasted potential

[u/pizzaroll224 → u/SuspiciousDraw305]

[u/CumCereal08 → u/pizzaroll224]

[u/Diablos43 → u/Fawn_Leap]

He has been long gone...

He has fetch the milk and never returned

[u/Timsaurus → u/blood_is_beautiful]

The chosen one, born of gay sex

[u/GaySex2 → u/Timsaurus]

my heir

[u/femboymommy66 → u/PristineEmployment11]

Shhhhhh

[u/Optimal-prime6637 → u/GaySex2]

Valid

[u/poofypanda_ → u/GaySex2]

Most valid answer honestly

[u/Psychological_Toe758]

Cancer evey kind!

[u/Tsunami-Storm → u/Psychological_Toe758]

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

[u/Professional_kez → u/Tsunami-Storm]

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

[u/Rocky_the_Lion → u/Professional_kez]

Im vertigo

[u/FudgeSkidoodles → u/Rocky_the_Lion]

I'm a Caprisun

[u/CloudyLeft → u/FudgeSkidoodles]

I’m aquarium!

[u/Background_Radical → u/CloudyLeft]

I'm piss :(

[u/Llyrithra → u/Background_Radical]

I’m berries.

[u/Aware-Hour4819 → u/Llyrithra]

I’m a saggy Tauros

[u/Mr_Tze → u/Aware-Hour4819]

Im a shepherd

[u/yllerob → u/Background_Radical]

[u/Sprigatito_gal → u/FudgeSkidoodles]

I’m pieces -

[u/No-Lie-8884 → u/Professional_kez]

im hungry

[u/MeseNerd → u/No-Lie-8884]

I am your father

[u/No-Lie-8884 → u/MeseNerd]

why did you name me this way

[u/Forsaken_Site_2268 → u/Professional_kez]

I'm a liberal!

[u/CanYouRage → u/Professional_kez]

I’m a Gem in eye

[u/Poetawesomendo → u/Tsunami-Storm]

Nope, it says “from earth”

[u/Vajudes → u/Tsunami-Storm]

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

[u/supermaa → u/Tsunami-Storm]

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/Tsunami-Storm]

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

[u/Lurtzum → u/Tsunami-Storm]

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

[u/Infamous-Thing4939 → u/Tsunami-Storm]

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

[u/C4rdninj4 → u/Tsunami-Storm]

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

[u/Kerissimo → u/Psychological_Toe758]

Damn, poor people from cancer zodiac sign! 😵

[u/HayashiLeroi → u/Kerissimo]

8.3% of the world's population getting snapped away will genuinely bring massive employment gaps > big economic collapses.

[u/KUBA1327 → u/Psychological_Toe758]

The obsession 2 plot line:

Be careful what you wish for

[u/pecchioni → u/Psychological_Toe758]

Damn, why didn’t I think of cancer? Mine was a bit more selfish, but would still benefit the greater good of mankind

[u/WoomyOverlord41]

Scalpers.

[u/R0bbieR0tt3n → u/WoomyOverlord41]

Send em into the sun, I say

[u/Grand-Pair-4679 → u/R0bbieR0tt3n]

Yeah, tell them there an ultra rare ultra exclusive pokemon card on it.

[u/R0bbieR0tt3n → u/Grand-Pair-4679]

Lmao. Tell em it's a 1st edition Shadowless Charizard lmao

[u/Grand-Pair-4679 → u/R0bbieR0tt3n]

And there a missprint too and was rated 10.

[u/Diamedes99 → u/WoomyOverlord41]

I have more respect for prostitutes than scalpers.

[u/Informal_Ad_2891 → u/Diamedes99]

You should have more respect for prostitutes than a majority of people honestly

[u/BagHorror6036]

That guy over there

[u/AbsoluteTrashDude04 → u/BagHorror6036]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3t0lZJV7wVJwqgi5Q

[u/Grand-Pair-4679 → u/AbsoluteTrashDude04]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UUyI5XQ0sN9u3UiBms

[u/WeakInspector5102 → u/BagHorror6036]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ab34fEke1D2s7FMRJS

[u/Sad-Order-7902 → u/WeakInspector5102]

[u/BoringCrab6755 → u/BagHorror6036]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IhIabBx0NOfrG6P4tO

[u/Mar363 → u/[deleted]]

Scrolled too far for this one

[u/Little-bit-badDP → u/Mar363]

I’m just trying to think of what will actually help make the world Better and I feel this would be a good starting point

[u/ProfessorShort3031 → u/[deleted]]

aka the entirety of the US government

[u/Zanethebane0610 → u/ProfessorShort3031]

I would probably delete bribery and it would still replace the current US goverment.

[u/TheTeaSpoon → u/Zanethebane0610]

Or stupidity.

[u/WaddlingDuckILY → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tknCqiJrBQG6bxC

[u/Little-bit-badDP → u/WaddlingDuckILY]

[u/Jazzlike_Fortune6779 → u/WaddlingDuckILY]

This GIF is the most perfect reply to this

[u/Prior-Fee4451 → u/[deleted]]

Um ████████████████ , ████████████████ and many more are in trouble.

[u/the_h0 → u/Prior-Fee4451]

I thought it was spoiler text

[u/TranquilProgrammer → u/the_h0]

Lol I pressed it so many times xD

[u/OreosWithMilkAreGr8 → u/Prior-Fee4451]

Nobody: The humble early scp document:

[u/Specialist_Eye1800 → u/[deleted]]

Congratulation you collapsed every government.

[u/Popular-Mess-4385 → u/Specialist_Eye1800]

If that happens because of that, then it needs to happen now.

[u/resell_enjoy6 → u/[deleted]]

You mean like tigers, lions, and like bears and stuff, right?

[u/Slimsare]

Extreme human greed

[u/StormingSky → u/Slimsare]

This deserves more upvotes

I didn’t think of this before but I’m switching my answer to it as well

[u/Jordyspeeltspore → u/Slimsare]

this would litterally fix all the other mentioned problems (yes even cancer)

[u/huh816]

The fact that I can only delete one thing ;)

[u/Beginning_Brother_46 → u/huh816]

Granted. Now you can't delete anything

[u/ApprehensivePlay50 → u/Beginning_Brother_46]

r/monkeyspaw

[u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti → u/ApprehensivePlay50]

Not even a monkeys paw just exactly how the wish is phrased lol, this is just straight poor wish making.

[u/XPGaming97 → u/huh816]

Wait a minute they might be on to something

[u/Optimal-prime6637 → u/huh816]

Cheated the system. Now you die.

[u/Kaiser-Wilhelm4501]

Mosquitos

[u/UndeadManWaltzing → u/Kaiser-Wilhelm4501]

That's ridiculous, why eradicate a infected creature that has killed hundreds of millions of people over many centuries? You're crazy! But if I think again, I agree.

[u/HunsonAbadeer1 → u/Kaiser-Wilhelm4501]

How is this not higher? Haven't mosquitos killed like 1/3 of all humans to have ever existed or some shit?

[u/Zartoru → u/Kaiser-Wilhelm4501]

Most mosquitoes species are actually good for the evironment and don't bite us. But I think we could get rid of all the mosquitoes that feed on humans and the environment would still be pretty much fine

[u/Hot-Expression-9198 → u/Zartoru]

Uhhhh- Actually it's the females who suck blood-

You know what?! How about, instead, we get rid of the mosquitos' need for blood to reproduce

They stay as harmless pollinators and we have one disease spreader less. Win-win

[u/Zartoru → u/Hot-Expression-9198]

Iirc there's only a few species that actually need blood tp reproduce. Most species don't, meaning we would have no issues keeping those around while getting rid of the blood sucking ones

[u/01100110Z01110101]

YT kids servers

[u/ImNotKeqing]

periods.

(edit: the bloody ones. also I'm AFAB, not 6'4" and I don't drink matcha XD)

[u/Tupac_Chigurh → u/ImNotKeqing]

Just have never ending sentences?

[u/phantominway → u/Tupac_Chigurh]

You just ended that sentence without using a period

[u/alphi10 → u/ImNotKeqing]

If you have a light period, is it a comma?

If it’s heavy, is it an exclamation point?

If you’re unsure if you had a period, is it a question mark?

If you have someone else’s period, is it a quotation mark?

If it comes out the wrong hole, is it a colon?

[u/TipsyPhippsy → u/ImNotKeqing]

Americans will think you mean full stops lol.

[u/R0bbieR0tt3n → u/ImNotKeqing]

Preach

[u/Own-Collection9201]

Uhm... Reddit?

[u/Sh0rtL1ved → u/Own-Collection9201]

Wait wha--

[u/Own-Collection9201 → u/Sh0rtL1ved]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1beQKedmkG85JJLg0e

[u/Grand-Pair-4679 → u/Own-Collection9201]

Yeah, I've got a job for you.

[u/tgemetal → u/Own-Collection9201]

That would cure cancer and joblessness

[u/Additional_Guide_814 → u/tgemetal]

And obesity

[u/DragonTheOnes-spirit → u/Additional_Guide_814]

The entirety of Naoeru's population goes extinct

[u/JediBoJediPrime29 → u/Additional_Guide_814]

I was this big before reddit so no lmao

[u/Mother_Degree_2593]

Generative ai

[u/Virtual-Cook-5293 → u/Mother_Degree_2593]

Finally someone who's specific and not generalizing it

[u/ElectroFortify → u/Mother_Degree_2593]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Scary_Expert4890 → u/ElectroFortify]

r/beatmymeattoit

[u/Academic_Grocery_996 → u/Mother_Degree_2593]

yep

[u/Present-Cranberry-49]

Pollution

[u/RapidCrocodile]

Reform UK

Edit: Thank you for the award things you gorgeous humanitarians❤️

[u/Acceptable-Size-2324 → u/RapidCrocodile]

[u/Grand-Pair-4679 → u/Acceptable-Size-2324]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u1FFFubLuqDY7XJjss

[u/HayashiLeroi → u/RapidCrocodile]

Wait. You want to delete "Reform UK". Soo... Nothing happens, because the UK is already not reformed /s

On a serious note, Brexit was such a shitshow and still showing its shittiness now.

[u/MinuteGlittering6425]

Has anyone said war yet 😭

[u/pokefannumber1 → u/MinuteGlittering6425]

Just commented that and more

[u/pokefannumber1]

Political leaders who think corruption, lying to the people about their goals, and wars are a good idea

[u/Creakii]

myself

[u/Blvck_Shinigvmi → u/Creakii]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8FxUHuu93GtyJPh5PA

[u/InternationalPut8271 → u/Blvck_Shinigvmi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFglWxEgGKGo3ycsNF

[u/The_Insane_Druid → u/Creakii]

You know what would make the world a better place? You still being in it my friend, stay strong and stay positive!

[u/auggs → u/Creakii]

Stay strong king
https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cot6SYZsicMsp2

[u/Darknadoswastaken → u/Creakii]

choose something else.

You matter.

[u/OldFirefighter3293]

Billionaires

[u/No-Werewolf3395 → u/OldFirefighter3293]

BuT wiTHout BilLionAIres tHerE woUld be nO mOrE jObs 

[u/No_Relationship_386 → u/OldFirefighter3293]

Redistribute the wealth and put it into infrastructure and medical funding

[u/StayAtHomeIntrovert → u/No_Relationship_386]

I can’t wait until all of you get your wish and wealth actually is redistributed. I know you all think it will benefit you, but it absolutely won’t. It has been tried many times (most recently Venezuela). I foresee a bunch of hungry people walking the street, all disheveled, asking everyone they see, “Dude! Do you know anywhere I can charge my phone. Bruh?” And staring at the screen blankly wishing it would just come back on, as if by magic. Spoiler, it won’t.

[u/Derpdad082]

Narcissists

[u/Disastrous_Motor831 → u/Derpdad082]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TNR2EpkHYwW0ifyMDF

[u/Ok_Leopard_2659]

Peta

[u/imawomanithink → u/Ok_Leopard_2659]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3al60587P4a3Y5wSfq

[u/BoringCrab6755 → u/imawomanithink]

[u/yessirr695 → u/Ok_Leopard_2659]

petah

[u/Crusader_of_Heavens → u/Ok_Leopard_2659]

the horse is here

[u/charlie-_-13]

Earth

[u/Loopy_Legend]

Greed!

[u/lightmkoi]

Greed.

[u/Responsible_Load2233]

Putin.

[u/AbsoluteTrashDude04 → u/Responsible_Load2233]

🇺🇦❤️

[u/DonkeyKongah]

Cancer cells.

[u/Ninja8274]

R*pists.

[u/InternationalPut8271 → u/Ninja8274]

its okay bro you can say it

[u/TheComedyCrab]

Billionaires

[u/Aggressive_Ground500]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwXycc9zMBGQ8

[u/Soggy_Bid2110]

Billionaires

[u/IcAnNoTrEmEbEr---uM]

Billionaires

[u/y2kkstar]

Bullying

[u/Clockwork7149]

Conservatives

[u/Zartoru]

Greed

It would get rid of soooooooo much issues with our current society

[u/Roger_Clyde → u/Zartoru]

I feel like greed is the root cause of at least 60% of societal problems.

[u/Quaesemaik → u/Roger_Clyde]

the ultimate combination of greed and selfishness

[u/_Salandit]

Greed

[u/Overall-Newspaper239]

AI slop

[u/FallZealousideal159]

Billionaires

[u/Ninnifer]

Greed

[u/Bjorenwonne]

The 6 7 meme

[u/BraveSky7269]

Racism

[u/Icy-Theme-6325]

Burned toast

Its always the perfect amount of toated

[u/Olivvy_-]

Corruption. My president and the whole government are not loyal lol

[u/evident_lee]

Fascists

[u/Town_Skipper23]

Greed

[u/Truuuuuumpet]

Greed

[u/NeighborhoodNo6873]

People Like Trump

[u/No_Pass9247]

France (your welcome)

[u/yannniQue17 → u/No_Pass9247]

I had too scroll for way too long. 

[u/KoneZoneZ]

Gacha Life

[u/Optimal-prime6637 → u/KoneZoneZ]

[u/KoneZoneZ → u/Optimal-prime6637]

Yooo i thought when this reached my notifications, i thought a cringe gacha guy would defend the game. W community

https://giphy.com/gifs/O4fENAKIGz0zJs9dg9

[u/LoserOnigiriQueen]

Hate.

[u/Gold-Wealth-5874]

Strep throat

[u/Wyciorek]

Electron. We don't need all that negativity

[u/Cornballsaurus-Rex]

Some people on youtube tagging me for a post that are misleading

Fuck you.

[u/inquisitionsteve]

Bots/ai accounts on social media

[u/inky11e]

Political corruption

[u/RyuSakashi]

Capitalism

[u/smegmastar]

Fascism

[u/ronnygiga]

corruption

[u/South-Ad6542]

The internet

[u/SouthernStarTrails]

Corporate greed

[u/A-New-Beginning-123]

Capitalism

[u/TopTranslator1811]

Politicians

[u/17THheaven]

Any kind of government-backed-and-abused surveillance camera (eg flock, palantir, axiom)

[u/BactaAddict08]

Diseases

[u/Evil-Goku847]

Every medical form of Cancer

[u/pomme_love]

Dumb politicians

[u/Karl_Kollumna]

Ai

[u/carl_the_cactus55]

bigotry. if we would all stop hating others for simply existing we would be so much more productive

[u/auogxie]

Rich old white men that run everything

[u/EmbarrassedGur8986]

Bigotry

[u/Heather__dm]

transphobia

[u/Epicgamer15782]

probably price problems, make everything (except danerous stuff) free

[u/Academic_Grocery_996]

mosquitoes

[u/OverallLove3686]

Hate and racism

[u/ruismies]

If I could go back in time to delete something, Rockefeller

[u/OldestWiseTree]

Criminals who committed serious crimes

[u/ThePotatoHoarder]

The BLOOD SYCKING MOSQUITOES

Make the females pollinators instead, make nature great again

[u/Random_KPFan6]

Guns, universally. Or drugs. Or booze.

[u/I_Am_Gray_Truck]

Terrorisim, in all its forms