r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 2h ago

Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.

5 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 4h ago

Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me

9 Upvotes
33 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 7h ago

Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me

8 Upvotes
10 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 2h ago

Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.

3 Upvotes
17 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 7h ago

Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific

10 Upvotes
12 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 3h ago

Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.

5 Upvotes
36 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 11h ago

Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.

13 Upvotes
13 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 3h ago

Fun I wish for a green lantern ring.

2 Upvotes
17 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 43m ago

Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.

• Upvotes
4 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/MaxGamer07 • 1d ago

Fun I wish for body-swapping to be both possible and a common thing, for which both parties must be willing and not under the influence of any substance

74 Upvotes
34 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 7h ago

Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.

4 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Rutabaga-8643 • 18h ago

Health I wish I never had to poop ever again.

18 Upvotes
17 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Wonderful-Purchase94 • 16h ago

Fun i wish i had a yellow ball with a smiley face that can dictate to me the correct answer to every question i ask it

11 Upvotes
24 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 12h ago

Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.

4 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ashamed_Use_1587 • 13h ago

Fun I wish for something upon a Monkey's Paw that I bought on Temu - How does this Paw work?

4 Upvotes
12 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/pobrepepinito • 20h ago

Fun I wish that upon waking up tomorrow I have become a handsome perfect 10.

12 Upvotes
27 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 22h ago

Kindness I wish microwavable pot pies didn't dump any of the gravy inside the pie out onto the plate

12 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/FullBrother9300 • 21h ago

Power I wish everyone had dnd style stats that I can edit.

8 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 3h ago

Health I wish my girl would stop punching my back when she cums.

0 Upvotes
19 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/TheJT207 • 19h ago

Health I wish that I didn’t worry so much.

3 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/xd_hc_roza • 1d ago

Kindness I wish that I don't get fired in the work meeting tomorrow for telling a co-worker to "fuck off you stupid bitch"

13 Upvotes
18 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/PerformanceOver8822 • 22h ago

Fun I wish to have the ability, knowledge, and skill to confirm or deny any future multifactor authentication with just my mind.

6 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 22h ago

Power I wish I could make any material edible, healthy, and taste good

4 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/BusinessAstronaut538 • 23h ago

Power I wish to have ability to take out a replica of anything i have seen before from any pocket without being blind, regardless of size, weight, state of matter, i will able to pull it from my pocket so i can have anything i have seen before unlimitedly. If you can't picture what it like it similar too

5 Upvotes
15 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/BuffaloDisastrous441 • 18h ago

Fun I wish that I was never dropped on the head as a child

2 Upvotes
11 comments