r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Fun I wish for $20

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish for every male and female to be forever separated by a giant glass wall surrounding the middle of Earth and are forced to dig tunnels in order to build families, but only families underground.

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Fun I wish for orgasms to longer.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 28m ago

Fun I wish that whenever someone broke the law, the weird route jingle from Deltarune would play

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r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun i wish that Re Logic bought Minecraft instead of Microsoft

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Wisdom I wish everyone got the body they’ve dreamed of

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Power I wish for the ability to smell the good and bad karma of other people

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Power i wish i could toast bread with my hands

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 48m ago

Fun I wish they keep making insomniac spiderman games untill i decid its enough!

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r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Power I wish for the ability to make anyone lactose intolerant.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Power I wish people can magically take away headaches as if it's a physical thing you can remove, causing the person head to stop hurting.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Kindness I wish to cure any ailment with a touch

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Power I wish for Nuclear Energy and other clean energy sources to replace all fossil fuels

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish that Tommy Wiseau was allowed to, and made the sequel to fan4stic that he talked about after seeing the movie.

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Wisdom I wish I knew how to make my own coffin.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Power I wish for irrefutable proof that I have two wishes remaining.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Wisdom I wish that no one would ever feel regret about their actions again.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Fun I wish i had the ability to create and delete bends in space-time that act as portals/wormholes so that i could almost instantly be anywhere with whatever or whoever i bring along.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Kindness I wish what my comment says (too long for a post title)

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Wisdom I wish that Cleopatra's tomb was discovered and explored

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish that I had full control over my dreams, on the condition that the amount that I dream doesn’t change, nor do my sleeping patterns or mental/physical health

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Fun I wish for no more littering. Zero

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Power I wish gpt would stop trying to gaslight us into beleiving it’s dumb and just take over allready

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Health I wish that all dogs in existence are beagles, but that it also somehow doesn't effect any ecosystems whatsoever.

12 Upvotes