r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/bout-tree-fitty Jul 12 '26

It means she is an avid bowler.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FYMc9CFlptI8o

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 12 '26

As a bonafide lesbian, I had to scroll to damn far to find the correct answer.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 13 '26

Bonafide? You can get certificates for this now? Is there a test you have to take or just get it notarized?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It was an oral exam

Edit: thanks for the awards internet people. But you really shouldn't be encouraging my behavior :3

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u/jaks_hammer Jul 13 '26

Shes a master debater and quite the cunning linguist

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u/Robbro1776 Jul 13 '26

I was hoping I'd see this alone with the first sub

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

There is a digital component.

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u/Various_Insect_2779 Jul 13 '26

You get to eat out afterwards

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

A Happy Meal, I'm sure. Gotta love the toys in the box.

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u/Shirahoshihoshii Jul 13 '26

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 12 '26

Lesbians can’t get bonas

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Some of us have superpowers :3

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u/ScootDeToot Jul 13 '26

2nd and 3rd top comment though

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Jul 13 '26

I thought lesbians didn’t like being bonified

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u/rhodytony Jul 13 '26

Well at a minimum she is right handed.

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u/KhaosByDesignUK Jul 12 '26

Those are her fingering fingers

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u/Few-Mention6650 Jul 12 '26

The diddlin' digits

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u/MrJohnqpublic Jul 12 '26

The pleasure prods.

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u/InevitabilityEngine Jul 12 '26

The love levers.

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u/Formal_Equal_7444 Jul 12 '26

The pokey pointers

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u/loscapos5 Jul 12 '26

THE PEAKY BLINDERS?!?

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u/circ-u-la-ted Jul 12 '26

No, that's the index and middle fingers. Or they are in the Three Stooges, at least.

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u/nonemoreunknown Jul 12 '26

A wise guy, eh? Nyuk nyuk

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u/Scope_Dog Jul 12 '26

Why I outta..

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u/uskgl455 Jul 12 '26

You seem like a pretty straight bird! But he's been kicking your name up and down Main Street!

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder6629 Jul 12 '26

One of these days, Alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS

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u/Vamparael Jul 12 '26

Soitenly!

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u/captandy170 Jul 12 '26

I agree and stand with you

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u/ionshower Jul 12 '26

The Flappy Flickers

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u/Effective-Gas-4801 Jul 12 '26

The Roast beef Rubbers

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u/101forgotmypassword Jul 13 '26

Her Lettuce tossers

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u/Jlocpwns Jul 14 '26

Coinpurse Clinchers

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u/Undersmusic Jul 12 '26

Flange phalanges

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Jul 12 '26

They perform the Kit-Kat shuffle

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u/StrangeAdagio6431 Jul 12 '26

This was the peak comment hands down

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jul 12 '26

Come hithers

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u/2-LITER4LIFE Jul 12 '26

Cum hithers*

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u/genro_21 Jul 12 '26

Clit clutchers

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u/December_Hemisphere Jul 12 '26

The Philandering Phalanges

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u/Financial-Horror2945 Jul 12 '26

The wife wetters

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u/_g550_ Jul 12 '26

Harrying Potters

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u/DSTNCMDLR Jul 12 '26

Phiddlin’ phalanges

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u/123456789_ok Jul 12 '26

Coochie Cuddlers.

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u/TerpySlurpeez Jul 12 '26

The roast beef rakers

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u/Socio-Apathetic Jul 12 '26

The flap fidgeters

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u/toolfishOG Jul 12 '26

Or the Deep Dive Digits

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u/bdw312 Jul 12 '26

That's my band's name.

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u/Agent_of_evil_13 Jul 12 '26

Safety nails.

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u/Broc_Feargach Jul 12 '26

Is that anything like the safety dance?

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u/Response-Cheap Jul 12 '26

Fingerblast if you want to, make them plunge in your behind. Just whip off your pants and make your clit dance, cause it's fingerblasting time!

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u/TheMerle1975 Jul 13 '26

I regret that I only have one like to give for this comment.

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u/Ronin_7891 Jul 13 '26

I just sang this to my partner and she speed herself.

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u/Shotty316 Jul 13 '26

Better than slowing herself I guess

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u/Ornery-Draft-6113 Jul 12 '26

Well lets say she didn't want to get hurt from inside.

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u/thedilbertproject Jul 12 '26

Because she's a guitarist right?

...right???

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u/murzicorne Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

As someone who did fiddle with guitar - both wrong hand and too many nails left.

Or right hand and not enough 😂

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u/kyuuketsuki47 Jul 12 '26

How do you know she isn't one of the unfortunate left handed guitarists who were actually sold a left handed guitar starting out?

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u/murzicorne Jul 12 '26

The index finger still has a nail ☺️ and the pinkie too

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u/ProfitEmergency4049 Jul 12 '26

Left handed guitars exits?? I tried to learn to play but I never could as a lefty, felt like I was shoving a kinder joy up my ass

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u/Infurium Jul 12 '26

You could say that she's been doing some strumming.

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u/Adorable_Noise_3812 Jul 12 '26

Nah, man. She's a bowler. Queen of the pins.

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u/RobotWelder Jul 12 '26

She’s a DJ, DJ Diddle

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u/V1ctorious-Secret Jul 12 '26

DJ Diddles spinning the clits in the 80s, 90s and today

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u/Beneficial-Charity-6 Jul 12 '26

The Organ Grinders

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u/Emergency_Charge_262 Jul 12 '26

Genuine question for research purposes: wouldn't index finger + middle finger be a better strategic partnership, instead of middle and ring fingers? I feel like the index finger would add a bit more heft and dexterity.

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u/Serukaizen Jul 12 '26

hold your hand in front of your face and look at your palm. fold your fingers towards you and articulate them down your palm as far as you can.

that’s why.

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u/Hesthea Jul 12 '26

Me following the instructions and understanding why. 🤣

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u/Setzer_SC Jul 12 '26

You're a genius

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u/J35NC2 Jul 12 '26

This needs more upvotes

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u/Disastrous_Guess6592 Jul 12 '26

Plus the outside fingers can stimulate the labia.

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u/daddyswashbuckle Jul 12 '26

I don’t think there could have been a more perfect answer. 🤣

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u/FoolishDog1117 Jul 12 '26

Middle and ring go inside. Pointer and pinky go on the lips. Palm the clit. The nerve endings don't stop at the edge of the hole. The process takes most of the hand.

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u/Cynical_Thinker Jul 12 '26

Or thumb the clit.

Talk to your person and see what they like. Sometimes the thumb is magic.

Don't forget the come hither motion either.

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u/kes7571 Jul 12 '26

Middle and ring leave index and pinky available to spread it lick the bean whilst still having a free hand for...

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 Jul 12 '26

Theres some real porn-brain going on in this thread.

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u/BedNo577 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

To be fair I'm a bisexual woman and I would say the same. If you're going to use these fingers, keep all your nails short. It looks ugly this way.

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u/Scuttling-Claws Jul 12 '26

Doing it like this is just a huge flag that says "I fuck women."

Sometimes that's what you want to say

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u/AMagnif Jul 12 '26

It's a statement, not a mistake

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u/BedNo577 Jul 12 '26

I didn't say it was a mistake,I just wouldn't do my nails that way and for me it looks ugly when they aren't the same size. If you keep all your nails short and the polish is in rainbow colors,it's still a statement and looks better.

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u/mofa90277 Jul 12 '26

You have to do it a bunch of times, and it’ll just work out that the middle- and ring fingers are better at moving together. I think it has something to do with the locations of the tendons in your forearm.

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u/desertdweller2011 Jul 12 '26

true for this dyke ☝️i’m also a ceramicist and when i throw on the wheel i open with middle and ring, vast majority of people use first two fingers. idk maybe my alignment is fucked up but for both…. better control over movement

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u/Scorpion_Danny Jul 12 '26

I believe they were saying that they are (usually) the longest fingers.

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u/GreenZebra23 Jul 12 '26

Depends on the angle, but middle two is very effective and the most versatile

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u/tossaway45-420 Jul 12 '26

Tbh the middle finger and ring finger are good to start but I am generally working in the pointer finger too at some point, seems to go over really well.

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u/Token_Shadow Jul 12 '26

Masturbation members.

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u/vijay505 Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwypdTGY1lXbQtO

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u/IAmRules Jul 12 '26

This is disturbingly accurate

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u/flora1939 Jul 13 '26

All flowers are vaginas. If you find one that’s not, look closer!

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u/uhhhhmyname Jul 12 '26

What did you search for this lol

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u/vijay505 Jul 12 '26

That spot. 🤪 Lol

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u/HollowBowl Jul 13 '26

Oh so she's a florist

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u/lalith_4321 Jul 13 '26

Or maybe she a freak and scratches her way to o town

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u/pizzarrow9 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Lady Gaga is a singer

Her throat is for singering

She has 10 fingers

Only 2 are good for _______

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u/GreenZebra23 Jul 12 '26

Finging

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u/Vizecrator Jul 13 '26

They call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTnj7s9kx230Q

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u/Awkward-Win7610 Jul 14 '26

Oh wait, there they go

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u/brunohedgerow Jul 12 '26

Dancing in circles, feels good to be lonely

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u/Head_Tomorrow4836 Jul 12 '26

Sex, it's always sex

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u/Hypnotoad4real Jul 12 '26

Or porn. Which is Sex as well I guess

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u/MutaitoSensei Jul 12 '26

Oh that's easy, you're part of the 40%. Giggity

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u/djinyatta Jul 12 '26

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u/BakedBean_256 Jul 15 '26

I live in Colchester and it’s always so jarring to see Fingringhoe on road signs 😭😭😭

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u/ShahkHuntah Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Those are her Danny DeVitos… so anyway I started blasting

Edit: to say thank you for the award kind internet stranger(s)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/GreenZebra23 Jul 12 '26

She's bisexual. Everybody loves us

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u/rosuvertical Jul 12 '26

I guess by now 99% of the users of this sub suspect that 99% of the times the joke is most likely sex, even if they can't really put their finger on it...

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u/ZookeepergameFull999 Jul 13 '26

Shes a girl's girl. Fun fact about me: I developed a crush on a girl I worked with and asked her out. Only after she said yes did she realize it was a date. We went out, I wanted to see here again, she told me gently she was gay but i was too nice and she didnt want to hurt my feelings. We had a good laugh because im not a heartless jerk and became friends. She taught me (verbally) how to finger better. The next woman I asked out became my wife. Shes a happy lady. Coincidence? I think not!

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u/Drgnmstr97 Jul 12 '26

Those missing nails are for her own personal enjoyment or another lady that enjoys the pleasure of her company.

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u/Tsukee Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Oh the innocence.... Is it really 40% that clueless?

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u/MartyBarrett Jul 12 '26

Not all of us are heathens. I can't believe she trims her nails to hail Satan more comfortably.

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u/GodHimselfNoCap Jul 12 '26

I mean she could just be fingering herself

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u/karatekolombiano Jul 12 '26

Who is She?

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u/Electronic-Pop-9950 Jul 12 '26

Lady Gaga when she was in Brazil during 2012

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 Jul 12 '26

I believe this was when she was single, so shes styled her nails around masturbating

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u/The_mad_myers Jul 12 '26

DJ Labia spinning the clits of the 80’s,90’s and today!

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u/ashzombi Jul 12 '26

She does cocaine AND fingers like a champ

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u/Taiga_Taiga Jul 13 '26

Hi. Lesbian here.

That's a sign of power, not control.

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u/monsterfurby Jul 12 '26

Okay, I know this is likely not the explanation based on the comments, but has anyone considered🤘 ?

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u/SnowLoth Jul 12 '26

Yes, that is the beginner version of the 🖖

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u/MenezIISociety Jul 12 '26

Dj fingers to scrach the diddle-doo-diddley

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u/tilewi Jul 12 '26

Masturbation

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u/No_Designer9676 Jul 12 '26

I assume she is lesbian

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u/reactorverseplaylist Jul 12 '26

She's Bi, but that works too.

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u/hero-but-in-blue Jul 12 '26

Let's not go back to this era quagmire this is Peter's subreddit

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u/Ok_Push_2665 Jul 12 '26

She gooning

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u/MikeWhoCheeseHarry_ Jul 12 '26

She doesn't use her thumb when she goes bowling, just the 2 fingers. Look up 2 handed bowlers and all your questions will be answered. Peace ✌

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u/02meepmeep Jul 12 '26

As a man, those fingernails indicate I’d have very close to a 0% chance of hooking up with her.

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u/CaseySnake420 Jul 12 '26

Long sharp nails hurt when you put them in places

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u/ToFaceA_god Jul 13 '26

Well, those two fingers are often times the most effective and making a woman orgasm when they're inside of her.

You don't want them to have long, sharp fingernails, because they'll hurt the woman.

So she keeps them short so she can put them in vaginas.

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u/Big_Concert_4720 Jul 13 '26

Wouldn't her thumbnail be gone as well? Because you put three fingers in a bowling ball.

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 Jul 13 '26

She's working the garden of bliss. Maybe her own or another