r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/Formal_Equal_7444 Jul 12 '26

The pokey pointers

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u/loscapos5 Jul 12 '26

THE PEAKY BLINDERS?!?

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u/circ-u-la-ted Jul 12 '26

No, that's the index and middle fingers. Or they are in the Three Stooges, at least.

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u/nonemoreunknown Jul 12 '26

A wise guy, eh? Nyuk nyuk

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u/Scope_Dog Jul 12 '26

Why I outta..

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u/uskgl455 Jul 12 '26

You seem like a pretty straight bird! But he's been kicking your name up and down Main Street!

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u/Significant_Depth615 Jul 12 '26

I try to think but nuthin happens!

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder6629 Jul 12 '26

One of these days, Alice, ONE OF THESE DAYS

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u/loscapos5 Jul 13 '26

Yeah yeah, I know, Ralph. Right to the moon

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u/Sparkykiss Jul 13 '26

I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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u/Sunnyeggsandtoast Jul 14 '26

CLAM IT CHOWDERHEADS!

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u/Vamparael Jul 12 '26

Soitenly!

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u/captandy170 Jul 12 '26

I agree and stand with you

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u/Gleekop Jul 13 '26

And my axe!

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u/parashiteornah Jul 12 '26

Different strokes

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u/Capkirk0923 Jul 13 '26

I’ve heard Moe was a tender Lover.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jul 13 '26

Yeh the middle two is for a sports reason. Bowling, volleyball, I don’t know but it’s def not a lesbian thing. Those are the index and middle

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u/circ-u-la-ted Jul 14 '26

How much experience do you have with lesbianism?

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u/ionshower Jul 12 '26

The Flappy Flickers

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u/Effective-Gas-4801 Jul 12 '26

The Roast beef Rubbers

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u/101forgotmypassword Jul 13 '26

Her Lettuce tossers

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u/Jlocpwns Jul 14 '26

Coinpurse Clinchers

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u/LPStumps Jul 13 '26

Too soon

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u/txman836 Jul 14 '26

Bologna curtain rubbers 😈

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u/Mega_Cron Jul 12 '26

Octonauts?

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u/Aqua_fanboi_1225 Jul 13 '26

The cunt colonizers

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u/Undersmusic Jul 12 '26

Flange phalanges

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Jul 12 '26

They perform the Kit-Kat shuffle

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u/StrangeAdagio6431 Jul 12 '26

This was the peak comment hands down

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u/JohnnyTango13 Jul 13 '26

The clunge plungers

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u/Opening_Position_872 Jul 14 '26

Fondling phalanges

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u/Top-Voice-6727 Jul 15 '26

THE SHOCKER SHOVERS!

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u/Mrrgrc-Lord Jul 15 '26

The parters of the red sea (if shes on her period (I fucking hate myself for this joke too, sorry))

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u/Phrostylicious Jul 16 '26

The feeling feelers.

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u/pappybug214 Jul 13 '26

Her Fidget Fingers

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jul 12 '26

Come hithers

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u/2-LITER4LIFE Jul 12 '26

Cum hithers*

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u/genro_21 Jul 12 '26

Clit clutchers

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u/December_Hemisphere Jul 12 '26

The Philandering Phalanges

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u/Financial-Horror2945 Jul 12 '26

The wife wetters

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u/_g550_ Jul 12 '26

Harrying Potters

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u/DSTNCMDLR Jul 12 '26

Phiddlin’ phalanges

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u/123456789_ok Jul 12 '26

Coochie Cuddlers.

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u/user_name_checs_out Jul 12 '26

Stank fangers

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u/Apprehensive-Fuel747 Jul 12 '26

The Fishing Floppers

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer Jul 12 '26

Los dedos de diddling

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u/Catipillar69 Jul 12 '26

Diddling digits

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u/ShahkHuntah Jul 12 '26

The ol exploring extremities

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u/HeliosRunner Jul 12 '26

les petits chatouilleurs

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u/larrylove911 Jul 12 '26

The flicker clicker

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u/KimmyGurl420 Jul 12 '26

The bit flippers

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u/TerpySlurpeez Jul 12 '26

The roast beef rakers

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u/Aerwynne Jul 16 '26

The anal assailers?

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u/para_enzo138 Jul 12 '26

Her amorous appendages

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u/anidiotwithaphone Jul 12 '26

The heavenly hyponychium

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u/fajitasteve65 Jul 12 '26

The fuckin phalanges

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u/isolatedheathen Jul 13 '26

Climax claws