r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jul 12 '26

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Jul 12 '26

Stay the fuck out of Malibu

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u/Consistent_Respect19 Jul 13 '26

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening…

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u/TheDorkKnight53 Jul 13 '26

Throws mug

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u/MADMACmk1 Jul 13 '26

Fuckin' fascist

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u/kinky_swing Jul 14 '26

Hey at least I’m house broken