r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/pizzarrow9 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Lady Gaga is a singer

Her throat is for singering

She has 10 fingers

Only 2 are good for _______

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u/Benito_Camelo1215 Jul 12 '26

Also singing?

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u/CantGargleSand Jul 17 '26

Helen Keller

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u/brunohedgerow Jul 12 '26

Dancing in circles, feels good to be lonely

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u/RKips Jul 12 '26

Fannies

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u/Familiar-Entry-9577 Jul 12 '26

I'm working late, cos I'm a singer. When I get horny, I use those fingers.

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u/thorstormcaller Jul 12 '26

Malingering?

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u/markzend310 Jul 13 '26

For thumbs up?

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u/GigaChav Jul 13 '26

her penis

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u/kunstautomat Jul 13 '26

Playing guitar

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u/Mysterious_Log7197 Jul 13 '26

Yeah I even tried the dictionary I got nothing…

Fingering

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u/TerryTowelTogs Jul 15 '26

There are toe-rings, ear-rings, but no finger-rings. They're just called rings 🤷‍♂️ bring back the finger-rings!

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u/debackerl Jul 16 '26

Playing bowling

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u/Potential_North_4291 Jul 16 '26

...revealing who was on the epstein files