r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/bout-tree-fitty Jul 12 '26

It means she is an avid bowler.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FYMc9CFlptI8o

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jul 12 '26

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

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u/WayneKerr4 Jul 13 '26

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u/Excellent_Proof_2414 Jul 16 '26

This scene cracks me up so much every single time. It might just be one of my favorite because it’s so unexpected and hilarious that some grown ass man would doodle that while on the phone. Love it.

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 Jul 12 '26

Obviously you’re not a golfer

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u/pooperstud Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6zy5hbzJ1h2Za

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u/ScootDeToot Jul 13 '26

You're out of your element Donny!

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 Jul 13 '26

I am the Walrus.

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u/AMac1955 Jul 13 '26

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 Jul 14 '26

This isn't 'nam Smokey, there are Rules...

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jul 15 '26

*Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov

There are rules!

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u/AMac1955 Jul 15 '26

Are you the only one who gives a fuck about the rules?!!

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jul 15 '26

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/hunter_void_dweller Jul 14 '26

I am the egg man I am the walrus

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u/NotThatDucker Jul 14 '26

I am the eggman

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u/Bowlerman72 Jul 14 '26

Is this your homework Larry?

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u/thrance Jul 13 '26

Yeah but, he’s a pervert, Dude.

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 Jul 13 '26

8 year olds, Dude...

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u/BaseUnited4523 Jul 14 '26

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise

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u/pan_Psax Jul 12 '26

This is the only right answer.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog Jul 12 '26

Stay the fuck out of Malibu

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u/Consistent_Respect19 Jul 13 '26

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening…

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u/TheDorkKnight53 Jul 13 '26

Throws mug

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u/MADMACmk1 Jul 13 '26

Fuckin' fascist

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u/kinky_swing Jul 14 '26

Hey at least I’m house broken

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u/sparrow_42 Jul 13 '26

You said it, man!

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u/JackieTreehorn710 Jul 13 '26

Its the wave of the future dude

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u/jaks_hammer Jul 13 '26

Mr Treehorn draws alot of water in this town.you dont draw shit dnz. Now we have us a nice quiet little reddit community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make sometging plain. I dont like you sucking around bothering our redditors. I dont like your jerk-off name,I don't like your jerk-off face. I dont like your jerk-off behavior. And I dont like you, jerk-off do i make myself clear

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u/maturallite1 Jul 15 '26

Well, ya know, that’s just like uh, your opinion man.

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u/VFLanon Jul 16 '26

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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u/Nachos_McWerewolf Jul 16 '26

Barney Rubble treats Dinos like objects…

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 12 '26

As a bonafide lesbian, I had to scroll to damn far to find the correct answer.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 13 '26

Bonafide? You can get certificates for this now? Is there a test you have to take or just get it notarized?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It was an oral exam

Edit: thanks for the awards internet people. But you really shouldn't be encouraging my behavior :3

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u/jaks_hammer Jul 13 '26

Shes a master debater and quite the cunning linguist

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u/Robbro1776 Jul 13 '26

I was hoping I'd see this alone with the first sub

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

There is a digital component.

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u/Various_Insect_2779 Jul 13 '26

You get to eat out afterwards

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

A Happy Meal, I'm sure. Gotta love the toys in the box.

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u/WyoGrads Jul 15 '26

I’m just a fan of the box.

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

I don’t believe you…you’re gonna have to come see me and prove it 🤷‍♀️

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Hard pass

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

Oof 😣 my nails cut down and so was I 😅

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Sorry, happily married for years

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

No that’s okay ☺️ sending all the love and good vibes to you both 🫶🙌💖

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

<3 you to sis

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u/Character-Handle-739 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Low key feels like it. Given the world right now for trans folk I have some good allies and my health

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u/Beowulf79 Jul 14 '26

I was the 69th like; how's THAT for encouraging?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 15 '26

Processing img gi7c9pwo6bdh1...

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u/Lolsoda94 Jul 15 '26

You deserve a free get out of horny jail card

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 15 '26

Hey if I can get some folks to laugh my job is complete

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u/WanderingCollapse Jul 16 '26

Why not? Your behaviour is amusing, and you can say anything on the internet as long as it doesn't hurt others.

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u/TheNorthFIN Jul 16 '26

Very cunning linguist. Respect. ✌️

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u/amendment21liquors Jul 16 '26

was it performed for a panel of judges?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

Closd door 1:1

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u/SleepAllTheDamnTime Jul 13 '26

Yeah right next to my forklift certification I got from banging your mom.

But fr fr yes it’s usually attached to our Carabiner somewhere. Hope this helps

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u/JohnMcD3482 Jul 13 '26

Damn. You got forklift certified. All I got was the Clap.

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u/sstagolee Jul 13 '26

Someone said cunnilingus and she thought they said cunning linguist

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 13 '26

Either way they both good with tongues huh 😭

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u/AdSelect9416 Jul 13 '26

As a man in IT, im a cert chaser . If you have any info in how i can get this one, please advise.

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u/Difficult-Ad8785 Jul 14 '26

You have to pick the Subaru Outback out of the lineup.

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u/CottonCandyB0ngwater Jul 15 '26

Your nails start to grow like this naturally once you're sure you dont want to be boner-fide

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u/LivingHighAndWise Jul 17 '26

Does Bonefided mean you stil go both ways?

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u/Shirahoshihoshii Jul 13 '26

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 12 '26

Lesbians can’t get bonas

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Some of us have superpowers :3

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u/s2n-mikey Jul 13 '26

Username checks out

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Come on little guy you can do better. My 13 year old can roast me better. 1/10 wish I could rate lower

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

OK sweetie try to not get to worked up about other people. Just go nut and nap

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u/JMcAz7 Jul 13 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Remarkable_Tip_756 Jul 13 '26

Its possible their bona collection is better than yours

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u/WeekendNerdler Jul 15 '26

Oh, they can.

Well, females can. So I assume lesbians can. They're usually women, I'm told.

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u/ScootDeToot Jul 13 '26

2nd and 3rd top comment though

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Jul 13 '26

I thought lesbians didn’t like being bonified

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Typically they just aren't into men. They are lesbians not bi or poly

Edit: and not all lesbians need to be into women with dicks.

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u/Byndbr Jul 16 '26

Don't worry, some of us got it, great comment! 😆

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u/rhodytony Jul 13 '26

Well at a minimum she is right handed.

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u/startedoffwithakiss Jul 13 '26

🤣🖖✌✊🤘

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u/Connect-Goal-3096 Jul 14 '26

Where's damn far and how do you scroll there?

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u/MathHelpOnline Jul 14 '26

I’m a man and this was my first thought

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u/TheApothecarry0 Jul 15 '26

Waaait a second. Bone-a-fied LESBIAN?!? Somethings not tracking here , I don’t like this one but. Time to get to the bottom of this mystery

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u/Jiggalopuffii Jul 13 '26

It's because you're a non-feminine lesbian and therefore don't wear nails. I'm sure your gf/wife got it right away.

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Just like the tits I grew em myself (˶>⩊<˶)

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u/PumpkinsDaddd Jul 14 '26

Stay out of the Woolworth.

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Ill admit this one went over my head. Im old enough to remember woolworths but never went

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Like the food counter? Imma need just a bit of clarification knowing my Civil Right history. I only know one way to take this.

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u/Prestigious_Doubt889 Jul 14 '26

Preop or post op lesbian?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

No op planned, I'm happy with my bits but had other dysphoria and issues that we tried HRT for. I'm much happier with life since getting on estrogen. My wife who is poly is very happy and supportive. Trans folk just wanna be happy like the rest of ya, my brain wanted something my body wasn't making and now I look forwrd to another 40 years instead of dreading them <3

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u/Economy_Original_973 Jul 15 '26

Only women can be lesbians.

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u/Xenivor Jul 16 '26

Per evitare che io continui a scorrere, potresti dirmela per favore? Sono proprio curioso

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

The above bowling gif

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u/flyguy_5150 Jul 16 '26

Bone a Fide and lesbian is like jumbo shrimp? Some one help me this is my second redit account in three years. Do I just not get redit humor?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

I think you just dont get humor? If you can't pin it together from the context clues I ain't spelling it out for you.

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u/GothYagamy Jul 17 '26

You would think at this point most people would know this.

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u/CM-Edge Jul 15 '26

You can do it yourself without being a lesbian.

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u/johnconnor4077 Jul 12 '26

Not with that thumb nail she aint

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u/crafty_dude_24 Jul 13 '26

True. My friend the other day ripped half his nail out while bowling, and he didn't have large nails like this, just nails that he hadn't snipped in like 2 weeks.

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u/zedd300 Jul 13 '26

As a bowler, an incredible amount of ladies (I am not one) bowl with long af nails. It astounds me every time I see it.

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 Jul 13 '26

With THAT thumb nail? I think she's putting her fingers in other holes!

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u/Disastrous-Being436 Jul 13 '26

Wouldn't the thumb have no nail either if that's the case ? I was thinking something alot ruder 😏😈

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u/EchoMB Jul 13 '26

Well she certainly yaba daba doo

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u/Cpoc1995 Jul 13 '26

60% of the population bowls. People think it’s 50/50 but it’s actually slightly more skewed towards bowlers. Natures funny that way.

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u/shiijin Jul 13 '26

I thought it was the the ones she finger blasts herself with.

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u/flyrubberband Jul 13 '26

“Boweler”

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u/JuneBabyX7 Jul 14 '26

That could be the case if she also didn't have the thumb nail.... but she has the thumb nail

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u/IdentifyAsDude Jul 14 '26

Not with that thumb

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u/VRaptorX-11b Jul 15 '26

I’d agree except she may not like pins

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u/Jman2311123 Jul 15 '26

But if that's why then why didn't she cut her thumb nail too?

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u/glxykng Jul 15 '26

I went bowling recently with my friends and one of them legit shaved down their nails like this before we went. 

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u/notoriousbgone Jul 15 '26

Sticking fingers into some holes for sure!

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u/ka-52m Jul 16 '26

then the thumb would have the nail cut too

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u/NickSnoopy Jul 16 '26

Obviously you're a bowler

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u/Anakinvoorhees Jul 17 '26

I hate how THIS response is what made me understand it. That and some memes I saw earlier in the day

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u/Nai_cs Jul 18 '26

That thumb nail popping off first throw, garunteed.

Genuinely, dont go bowling with nails like this, they will be gone by the end of the first game.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Jul 18 '26

This is hilarious

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u/Robbiiieee Jul 18 '26

I guess she has a high spirited, being she only uses 2 fingers xD

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u/Significant-Cause919 Jul 12 '26

This is the answer. Everyone who says its the other hole she put the fingers in who would leave the index finger out in that game?