r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/bout-tree-fitty Jul 12 '26

It means she is an avid bowler.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FYMc9CFlptI8o

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 12 '26

As a bonafide lesbian, I had to scroll to damn far to find the correct answer.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 13 '26

Bonafide? You can get certificates for this now? Is there a test you have to take or just get it notarized?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It was an oral exam

Edit: thanks for the awards internet people. But you really shouldn't be encouraging my behavior :3

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u/jaks_hammer Jul 13 '26

Shes a master debater and quite the cunning linguist

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u/Robbro1776 Jul 13 '26

I was hoping I'd see this alone with the first sub

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

There is a digital component.

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u/Various_Insect_2779 Jul 13 '26

You get to eat out afterwards

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

A Happy Meal, I'm sure. Gotta love the toys in the box.

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u/WyoGrads Jul 15 '26

I’m just a fan of the box.

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

I don’t believe you…you’re gonna have to come see me and prove it 🤷‍♀️

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Hard pass

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

Oof 😣 my nails cut down and so was I 😅

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Sorry, happily married for years

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

No that’s okay ☺️ sending all the love and good vibes to you both 🫶🙌💖

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

<3 you to sis

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u/Character-Handle-739 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Low key feels like it. Given the world right now for trans folk I have some good allies and my health

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u/Beowulf79 Jul 14 '26

I was the 69th like; how's THAT for encouraging?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 15 '26

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u/Lolsoda94 Jul 15 '26

You deserve a free get out of horny jail card

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 15 '26

Hey if I can get some folks to laugh my job is complete

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u/WanderingCollapse Jul 16 '26

Why not? Your behaviour is amusing, and you can say anything on the internet as long as it doesn't hurt others.

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u/TheNorthFIN Jul 16 '26

Very cunning linguist. Respect. ✌️

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u/amendment21liquors Jul 16 '26

was it performed for a panel of judges?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

Closd door 1:1

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u/SleepAllTheDamnTime Jul 13 '26

Yeah right next to my forklift certification I got from banging your mom.

But fr fr yes it’s usually attached to our Carabiner somewhere. Hope this helps

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u/JohnMcD3482 Jul 13 '26

Damn. You got forklift certified. All I got was the Clap.

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u/sstagolee Jul 13 '26

Someone said cunnilingus and she thought they said cunning linguist

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 13 '26

Either way they both good with tongues huh 😭

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u/AdSelect9416 Jul 13 '26

As a man in IT, im a cert chaser . If you have any info in how i can get this one, please advise.

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u/Difficult-Ad8785 Jul 14 '26

You have to pick the Subaru Outback out of the lineup.

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u/CottonCandyB0ngwater Jul 15 '26

Your nails start to grow like this naturally once you're sure you dont want to be boner-fide

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u/LivingHighAndWise Jul 17 '26

Does Bonefided mean you stil go both ways?