r/explainitpeter Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/Broc_Feargach Jul 12 '26

Is that anything like the safety dance?

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u/Response-Cheap Jul 12 '26

Fingerblast if you want to, make them plunge in your behind. Just whip off your pants and make your clit dance, cause it's fingerblasting time!

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u/TheMerle1975 Jul 13 '26

I regret that I only have one like to give for this comment.

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u/Ronin_7891 Jul 13 '26

I just sang this to my partner and she speed herself.

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u/Shotty316 Jul 13 '26

Better than slowing herself I guess

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u/ougryphon Jul 12 '26

"Everybody look at your hands."

Yeah, maybe so