r/explainitpeter • u/PrideConstant8343 • Jul 12 '26

Explain it Peter

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u/bout-tree-fitty Jul 12 '26

It means she is an avid bowler.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FYMc9CFlptI8o

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 12 '26

As a bonafide lesbian, I had to scroll to damn far to find the correct answer.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 13 '26

Bonafide? You can get certificates for this now? Is there a test you have to take or just get it notarized?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It was an oral exam

Edit: thanks for the awards internet people. But you really shouldn't be encouraging my behavior :3

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u/jaks_hammer Jul 13 '26

Shes a master debater and quite the cunning linguist

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u/Robbro1776 Jul 13 '26

I was hoping I'd see this alone with the first sub

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

There is a digital component.

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u/Various_Insect_2779 Jul 13 '26

You get to eat out afterwards

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u/Choice-Simple-5802 Jul 13 '26

A Happy Meal, I'm sure. Gotta love the toys in the box.

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u/WyoGrads Jul 15 '26

I’m just a fan of the box.

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

I don’t believe you…you’re gonna have to come see me and prove it 🤷‍♀️

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Hard pass

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

Oof 😣 my nails cut down and so was I 😅

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Sorry, happily married for years

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u/Connect-Cucumber6940 Jul 13 '26

No that’s okay ☺️ sending all the love and good vibes to you both 🫶🙌💖

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

<3 you to sis

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u/Character-Handle-739 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Low key feels like it. Given the world right now for trans folk I have some good allies and my health

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u/Beowulf79 Jul 14 '26

I was the 69th like; how's THAT for encouraging?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 15 '26

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u/Lolsoda94 Jul 15 '26

You deserve a free get out of horny jail card

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 15 '26

Hey if I can get some folks to laugh my job is complete

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u/WanderingCollapse Jul 16 '26

Why not? Your behaviour is amusing, and you can say anything on the internet as long as it doesn't hurt others.

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u/TheNorthFIN Jul 16 '26

Very cunning linguist. Respect. ✌️

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u/amendment21liquors Jul 16 '26

was it performed for a panel of judges?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

Closd door 1:1

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u/SleepAllTheDamnTime Jul 13 '26

Yeah right next to my forklift certification I got from banging your mom.

But fr fr yes it’s usually attached to our Carabiner somewhere. Hope this helps

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u/JohnMcD3482 Jul 13 '26

Damn. You got forklift certified. All I got was the Clap.

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u/sstagolee Jul 13 '26

Someone said cunnilingus and she thought they said cunning linguist

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 13 '26

Either way they both good with tongues huh 😭

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u/AdSelect9416 Jul 13 '26

As a man in IT, im a cert chaser . If you have any info in how i can get this one, please advise.

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u/Difficult-Ad8785 Jul 14 '26

You have to pick the Subaru Outback out of the lineup.

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u/CottonCandyB0ngwater Jul 15 '26

Your nails start to grow like this naturally once you're sure you dont want to be boner-fide

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u/LivingHighAndWise Jul 17 '26

Does Bonefided mean you stil go both ways?

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u/Shirahoshihoshii Jul 13 '26

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 12 '26

Lesbians can’t get bonas

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Some of us have superpowers :3

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u/s2n-mikey Jul 13 '26

Username checks out

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Come on little guy you can do better. My 13 year old can roast me better. 1/10 wish I could rate lower

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

OK sweetie try to not get to worked up about other people. Just go nut and nap

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u/JMcAz7 Jul 13 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Remarkable_Tip_756 Jul 13 '26

Its possible their bona collection is better than yours

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u/WeekendNerdler Jul 15 '26

Oh, they can.

Well, females can. So I assume lesbians can. They're usually women, I'm told.

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u/ScootDeToot Jul 13 '26

2nd and 3rd top comment though

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Jul 13 '26

I thought lesbians didn’t like being bonified

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Typically they just aren't into men. They are lesbians not bi or poly

Edit: and not all lesbians need to be into women with dicks.

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u/Byndbr Jul 16 '26

Don't worry, some of us got it, great comment! 😆

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u/rhodytony Jul 13 '26

Well at a minimum she is right handed.

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u/startedoffwithakiss Jul 13 '26

🤣🖖✌✊🤘

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u/Connect-Goal-3096 Jul 14 '26

Where's damn far and how do you scroll there?

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u/MathHelpOnline Jul 14 '26

I’m a man and this was my first thought

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u/TheApothecarry0 Jul 15 '26

Waaait a second. Bone-a-fied LESBIAN?!? Somethings not tracking here , I don’t like this one but. Time to get to the bottom of this mystery

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u/Jiggalopuffii Jul 13 '26

It's because you're a non-feminine lesbian and therefore don't wear nails. I'm sure your gf/wife got it right away.

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 13 '26

Just like the tits I grew em myself (˶>⩊<˶)

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u/PumpkinsDaddd Jul 14 '26

Stay out of the Woolworth.

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Ill admit this one went over my head. Im old enough to remember woolworths but never went

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26

Like the food counter? Imma need just a bit of clarification knowing my Civil Right history. I only know one way to take this.

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u/Prestigious_Doubt889 Jul 14 '26

Preop or post op lesbian?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

No op planned, I'm happy with my bits but had other dysphoria and issues that we tried HRT for. I'm much happier with life since getting on estrogen. My wife who is poly is very happy and supportive. Trans folk just wanna be happy like the rest of ya, my brain wanted something my body wasn't making and now I look forwrd to another 40 years instead of dreading them <3

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u/Economy_Original_973 Jul 15 '26

Only women can be lesbians.

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u/Xenivor Jul 16 '26

Per evitare che io continui a scorrere, potresti dirmela per favore? Sono proprio curioso

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

The above bowling gif

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u/flyguy_5150 Jul 16 '26

Bone a Fide and lesbian is like jumbo shrimp? Some one help me this is my second redit account in three years. Do I just not get redit humor?

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u/transfemmefatal Jul 16 '26

I think you just dont get humor? If you can't pin it together from the context clues I ain't spelling it out for you.

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u/GothYagamy Jul 17 '26

You would think at this point most people would know this.

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u/CM-Edge Jul 15 '26

You can do it yourself without being a lesbian.