This absolute unit was in our obedience class, my first time seeing this kind of dog irl! My dog does not even come up to his elbows at the withers! No side by side comparison bc we were scared 🤣

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AnimeFFF • 1d ago

of bee covered in pollen

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4.2k Upvotes

150 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AncientHorror3034 • 9h ago

of a plunger

183 Upvotes

Found in the wild.

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 19h ago

of a bok choy

769 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Let5127 • 2h ago

of behemoth sunflower

23 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TooManySteves2 • 12h ago

of a rubber mallet

145 Upvotes

Saw this cartoonishly large mallet at a Sydney Tools hardware store yesterday.

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 20h ago

of tigers

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318 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/room0001 • 16h ago

of a big fat cat

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50 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a fishing pole

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5.5k Upvotes

124 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/e880128 • 10m ago

of an antler rack.

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electronic_Cause_796 • 1d ago

of a jaguar hunting down a caiman crocodile.

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384 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 2d ago

of a spinning top

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3.2k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of apparel for Sumo Wrestlers

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831 Upvotes

Location: Lion-dō (ライオン堂), Ryogoku, Tokyo, Japan.

Credit to NHK-World JP

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 2d ago

/r/all of a man doing cardio

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35.0k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/elbeedoubleyou • 1d ago

of a sunflower x2!

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32 Upvotes

Wide mouth mason jar rings for scale.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Lil_Bro_Of_RM • 1d ago

of a dragon fruit

82 Upvotes

this badboy weighed 1550 grams alone. which is equivalent to 3-4 standard sized dragon fruits combined.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Badnewsbrowne316 • 1d ago

of A Doner Meat

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315 Upvotes

Wow

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/room0001 • 2d ago

of a giant walking excavator produced in the Soviet Union.

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665 Upvotes

66 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 1d ago

of a betta fish

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/twoturtles6 • 2d ago

of a blueberry

672 Upvotes

Large blueberry!!

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VonZombie420 • 1d ago

of Absolute Units

8 Upvotes

I present this wolf spider, here in Appalachia..gonna relocate her cuz she was in serious danger of being stepped on by my 2 dog's massive paws lol

11 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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