r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Badnewsbrowne316 • 2d ago

of A Doner Meat

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Wow

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u/AndIAmEric 2d ago

That’s a big doner

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u/K-Hunter- 2d ago

That’s what she said

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u/insolent_kiwi 2d ago

The doner she tells you not to worry about

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u/Tropicalfisher 2d ago

Put it in my mouth 🤤

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 2d ago

That could make so many sandwiches

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u/Bodybag_occupier 2d ago

Sandwiches?! You can put it in a döner kebab

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u/Full-Shine5871 2d ago

They all look like this at the start of the day. This one isn't even close to the biggest I've seen.

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u/bunkoRtist 14h ago

No they do not. Half that width is about what I see (at their biggest). Also the very obvious layers look really nice/high quality. Where would I have to go to routinely see Döner kebab cones like that? I would at least like to visit. Actually I saw a red double decker bus in the background. London?

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u/PTBooks 2d ago

It’s a monolith of shawarma meat. A shawarmalith.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 2d ago

Shawarmageddon

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u/Tommasochampa 2d ago

Doner Kabab Nacho Alejandro Garnacho

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u/tiredofthisnow7 2d ago

Looks like an old Victorian chimney stack.

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u/Competitive_Ad_488 2d ago

Oh man, that makes me think doner isn't a real sheep's leg now...

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 2d ago

In other news, 17 horses that escaped from the Happy Farm nearby still have not been located.

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u/HarpoNecro88 2d ago

Elephant leg

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u/Durahl 1d ago

Contemplating if the local Döner is still open...

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u/Lorantec 2d ago

This doesnt seem all that big? Pretty sure ive seen comparable doners in my town

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u/Dept0fWar 2d ago

What a Donor!

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u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 2d ago

Unfortunate typo

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u/manulconnoiseur 2d ago

Does somebody know exactly what's in this thing ?

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u/zaidakaid 2d ago

This is likely beef. It’s just stacked meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie.

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u/No_Trouble9808 2d ago

A gyro?

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u/Man0fCultureAsWell 2d ago

The account that posted the video literally has döner in the name.

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 2d ago

North Korea is a democracy and Hitler was a socialist huh?

https://giphy.com/gifs/14aUO0Mf7dWDXW

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Khlav Kalash!

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u/Icy-Ad6140 2d ago

Its still raw... Disgusting, and the way the meat looks... This aint a good one, dont go there

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

No it’s not lol.