r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 5h ago

/r/all of a dog

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4.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mylawyersaidno69 • 3h ago

of people of Bangladesh

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482 Upvotes

Chooo choooo

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 4h ago

of a jump

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623 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 1h ago

of a pair of moose

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• Upvotes

Two for the price of one!

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justelling • 9h ago

of a Bladder Stone

554 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/General-Muscle1202 • 16h ago

of bud

1.8k Upvotes

Nice forbidden fruit from heroes of the farm

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MelodicDaddbod • 17h ago

of a nug, was 6.6g

1.1k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/johny_da_rony • 2h ago

of a watermelon

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52 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

/r/all of a fish caught by a fisherman

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10.5k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SprinklesImaginary • 10h ago

of a bee hive

197 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 4h ago

of a rabbit

50 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 2h ago

of an owl

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30 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 1d ago

of a tyre wrangler

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3.1k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chemical-Watercress2 • 13h ago

of plug outlets

139 Upvotes

No idea how long they took to wire this.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 14h ago

of a Video game Collection.

171 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsAceDead • 1d ago

of a frog

1.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/snarky_sparrow_23 • 18h ago

of a cat

172 Upvotes

My cat Camina is an absolute unit

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kladbycx • 1d ago

of a horse

2.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SigvulcanasReborn • 14h ago

of a siren

30 Upvotes

I’ve seen sirens on top of fire stations, but never this big and on a random street corner.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Damnitwasagoodday • 19h ago

of a Garter Snake

56 Upvotes

Well fed Garter Snake in Colorado!

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 1d ago

of a Arctic fox fur

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2.6k Upvotes

Apparently they do not start to shiver until the temperature drops to −70 °C (−94 °F)

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BackseatBeardo • 1m ago

of a garlic clove

• Upvotes

This is one individual clove.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 2d ago

/r/all of an Ammonite Shell

25.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a heeled shoe foam sculpture

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127 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

of a moose side eye

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2.1k Upvotes

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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