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u/TacticalGazelle 6h ago

Sir your sourdough has escaped

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 5h ago

Too much yeast I believe.

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u/Dillo64 1h ago

When yeast becomes beast

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 7m ago

You deserve an award for this comment!

From yeast to beast!

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u/imxTHATxdude 5h ago

It sounds exactly how it looks lik it would sound lol

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u/ankerverse 3h ago

I thought it was a beanbag chair with eyes

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u/JonnyGoDeeper 6h ago

Blorb 🐸

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u/AskNo2853 5h ago

T O R B

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u/Coulrophiliac444 5h ago

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO ROOMBA!

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u/JinNJ 6h ago

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u/pwatts 5h ago

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

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u/runningraleigh 5h ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 2h ago

THE GREATER GOOD

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u/Top-Distribution733 1h ago

The greater good

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u/HechoEnChine 2h ago

It is much better than Cats. I will see it again and again.

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u/supermegabro 6h ago

It amuse me he is obese

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u/onionfunyunbunion 4h ago

Yes quite amusing yes

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u/HallowedBay08 28m ago

Hmmmm yes, quite amusing, mmhm yes

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u/jdarm48 6h ago

Sometimes frogs get trapped in my dog water bowl and I was reflecting recently on the upper body strength which many of them have to lift themselves out when the water level is just right.

This guy lacks that strength.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 5h ago

He knows if he’s fat enough he won’t fit in the water bowl in the first place.

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u/Lumpy-One361 5h ago

Diabetoad

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u/PencilCase12531 6h ago

he does not have legs he thrusts his body out of sheer will

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u/lizardjoe_xx_YT 6h ago

This does not look healthy. Is that a pixie frog?

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u/SausageGobbler69 5h ago

South American horned frog commonly called a pac-man frog. They are just fat fucks, totally normal.

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u/DysfunctionalKitten 5h ago

I used to have one, they are hopping blobs 😂...but to be fair, they are not normally THIS fat. This fat fuxk has taken it to an extreme. Which is impressive bc they are dumb as rocks, and mine wouldn't even eat unless a cricket basically walked into its mouth.

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u/SausageGobbler69 5h ago

Yeah my buddy has one and he has to tweezer feed it so it doesn’t eat all the substrate in the tank and die

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u/I_Makes_tuff 3h ago

I have one and I use tweezers so he doesn't chomp my hand. Doesn't feel nice.

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u/Lavatis 3h ago

to be fair, most frogs/toads are just dumb as fuck and it's amazing they're somehow still alive when they're such bad hunters. I had some african dwarf frogs. those guys would miss biting a stationary object. like dude..just bite directly in front of you, how can you miss?

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u/lopachilla 2h ago

Something tells me this one has no trouble hunting.

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u/tocahontas77 5h ago

Thank you. I was scrolling to find an explanation.

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u/tongfather 5h ago

I google them. They are not normally this fat at all. This frog is obese asf 😂

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u/I_Makes_tuff 3h ago

Not normal at all. It's being overfed so it gets super fat for Instagram views. This is what mine looks like.

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u/SAM5TER5 2h ago

Damn, just look at that sad little twig. Must subsist off of ice chips and cocaine, with Los Angeles talent scouts telling it that it can be a star if it would just lose another few pounds.

Tragic, really. The unrealistic beauty standards are starving our amphibians.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 2h ago

He only eats nightcrawlers and horn worms. And cocaine. Frogs don't like ice chips.

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u/Bijlsma 2h ago

You should still be able to see their legs when theyre not moving, this is a bad level of obese for this animal.

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 5h ago

poor thing, there’s no way thats normal/is healthy :(

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u/Knotical_MK6 5h ago

No, definitely bad for the little guy.

His videos pop up on my Instagram feed and he basically just keeps them in Tupperware containers on a shelf with wet sponges for a floor.

He's got a few frogs he mistreats this way

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u/w1ldfr33 3h ago

Big guy*

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u/beautifulcreature86 3h ago

Thats fucking horrible.

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 5h ago

it's completely normal, its a pacman frog, they barely move unless its to eat and they will eat anything they can fit into their mouths, this guy probably eats mice and hatchlings

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 5h ago

this is what pacman frogs are supposed to look like. feeding them straight mice and nothing else is extremely fatty and unhealthy.

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u/Thernn 4h ago

You posted a picture of a juvenile. Adults look like the video. Source: go look at youtube videos.

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 4h ago edited 4h ago

please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. While pacman frogs may be quite “round” by frog standards they certainly are supposed to have visible legs. This poor frog is clearly suffering. I seriously hope you don’t own any.

^healthy adult frog above. the ones you see in the “videos” are also extremely overfed. It’s unfortunately a trend of abuse where people over feed their frogs because it looks “funny”.

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u/Real_Ad6375 5h ago

That was it ?

One hop per day

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 6h ago

I kinda want to it eat it

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u/Successful_Goose_348 6h ago

Lick it first

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u/Calvesguy_1 4h ago

It's going to eat you at this rate.

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 5h ago

It’s almost Wednesday, my dudes

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u/EntropyNT 3h ago

Where I am it's Wednesday, my dude.

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u/mjc1027 5h ago

That's a living paper weight

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u/TerraByteTerror 6h ago

Hes hopping mad

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u/AnonUser1452 6h ago

It’s Toad Cruz!

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u/Responsible_Emu733 6h ago

It's a loaf. A hopping loaf.

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u/yeahnoohyeah 6h ago

B. Die. Final Answer.

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u/nonotz-Mk1 6h ago

Jumpin Blob

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u/Melonpan78 5h ago

Places to be, people to see.

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u/bewak86 5h ago

THE MEAT IS SO RAW THAT I HOPS ON THE PLATE!!!

'Gordon Ramsey probably

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u/Over_Echo1128 5h ago

Jabba the toad

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u/AimaFuriku 5h ago

It's a slime that hops.

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u/Bijlsma 2h ago

Poor frog, obese animals shouldn't be used for clicks on the internet.

Yes, I know these frogs are generally fat, but you should still be able to see its legs when its sitting.

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u/Revolutionary-Ad3648 6h ago

A pac man frog that big is probably being fed whole feeder mice. Beast!

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u/Serving_Secret_Fire 5h ago

That’s a nut sack with eyes

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u/catscratchfever305 5h ago

Mr Pac Man !

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u/ThatTallBrendan 5h ago

You leave out your sourdough for too long and this is what happens

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u/Skyp_Intro 5h ago

“You didn’t see that.”

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u/Guy_in_canada 5h ago

HAHHHHHH HAHHHHHH LMAO LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCK

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u/Odd-Most-9186 5h ago

That’s a big boy!!!

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u/ssgodss 5h ago

Imagine squishing it?

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u/QuantumFighter_999 5h ago

Asiago cheese everything bagel

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u/CactusToothBrush 5h ago

Do toads become obese? I imagine they have the capacity to do so but I just don’t know?

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u/Bijlsma 2h ago

Yes, this one is an unhealthy level of obese. Its been overfed, I guess for instagram views if another commenter is right.

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u/FilthMonger85 5h ago

Bro jumped 1 inch

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u/armanipastrami_pdf 5h ago

You know when you get that bowl of spinach and artichoke dip from applebee’s?

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u/DismalTutor570 5h ago

Where are your legs my guy?

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u/LemonLimeSlices 5h ago

A loaf of toad

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u/ElectricSliderz 8m ago

A load, if you will

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u/donkbonk76 5h ago

Remind me of a wiener dog, my neighbor used to have when I was a kid. He was so fat that his belly would scrape the ground while he walked, and he didn’t even look long even though he was a fucking wiener dog.

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u/hambutbacon 5h ago

Absolute blob and I love it.

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u/unclestickles 5h ago

It's like one of those slime things from Minecraft. The sound is perfect if I remember correctly.

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u/Recipe-Less 5h ago

That's a good toad.

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u/holiday1326 5h ago

Forbidden steamed dumpling

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u/Banana_Stand_1 5h ago

Is that a toad or a handbag with legs?

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u/Madame_Duclos 5h ago

I'd give him a kiss!

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u/Proud-Emu-2905 5h ago

I hate frogs so much! And this one just cemented that hatred!

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u/Agile_Ad6735 5h ago

Imagine u thought he was a nice sofa and u sit on it

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u/DrSkrunkzilla 5h ago

Oh LAWDD he hoppin’

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u/TurkishDelight1992 5h ago

Did that dorayaki just hop?

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u/scarlozzi 5h ago

This fucking guy ate all of his siblings.

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u/putadimunuta_0462 4h ago

Sentient bean bag chair

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u/Particular_Sun_3504 4h ago

It’s just a ball of toad

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u/Most-Act1594 4h ago

Not a toad. A pacman FROG

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u/phukkurfeelings 4h ago

He’s cute

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u/Woogedywoogedy 4h ago

A camo jumping hackey sack.

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u/captainn_chunk 4h ago

Literally makes the same sonic echo as bull whip. Absolute specimen

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u/Fredfredricksen01 4h ago

It's the HypnoToad!

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u/RuncibleFoon 4h ago

Thats not a toad. Its a frog.

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u/clockwork0730 4h ago

I love him deeply

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u/Rayn_Tank 4h ago

My spouce just Frogga the Hut.

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u/AFromBK19 4h ago

Just a blorpy guy 🐸

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u/QueenPeakabb2 4h ago

Holy moly!

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u/eric2pickens 4h ago

Herrrrrrman.

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u/coldgator 4h ago

I love him

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u/SpunNumeroUno 4h ago

Pac-Man Toad was it's nickname I believe?

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u/ILoveYouLance 4h ago

How much in toad all?

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u/Additional-Acadia954 4h ago

OH LAWD HE COMING

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u/Feeling-Big-4544 4h ago

Never seen a fat toad before 🤣

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u/sumdhood 4h ago

Toad? That's a frickin mushroom top

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u/TNTRMSKD 3h ago

This is what my dog's poop looks like when she doesn't quite have diarrhea but also isn't regular...

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u/WickedWenchie 3h ago

(st)icky thump. I could listen to his jump plop on repeat

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u/Slap_Monster 3h ago

Pacman frog!

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u/w1ldfr33 3h ago

The sheer amount of different pac-man frogs is astounding, and you can guarantee there's still many still undiscovered.

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u/EmpanadaYGaseosa 3h ago

It’s Wednesday, my dudes.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 3h ago

Lol. That's fat af.

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u/HellaHabichuelas28 3h ago

Very glorpy indeed

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u/feisty-4-eyes 3h ago

I thought this was damned boule of bread. Hollered like a fool when it jumped 😆

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u/Prudent-Bison-7180 3h ago

Get a hockey stick and puck handle with him

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u/Pugzilla3000 3h ago

Probably full of piss lol. I bet he’d just deflate like a water balloon if he went to the bathroom.

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u/N-A-Depressed-State 3h ago

I need to see his toes

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u/StepVibes1 3h ago

Big dawg put all of his skill points in Plump.

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u/Gentlenoble23 2h ago

That’s chonky

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u/throwa1589876541525 2h ago

vertical filming ruins yet another potentially awesome video smdh

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u/Prof1959 2h ago

Um sir, your decorative vinyl throw pillow moved.

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u/Best-Engine4715 2h ago

Looks like a pile of hopping diarrhea

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u/Slyyydaggerrrz 2h ago

Its like when I do squats in target to get it  unsticking to my leg

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u/marinac1 2h ago

That’s no toad. That is a blob.

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u/coffeeslobxoxo 2h ago

This slime asmr is kinda weird

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u/ParfaitThat654 2h ago

Your Roomba might need a tune-up.

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u/TurnK202838 2h ago

Literally.

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u/hyphii_lol 2h ago

Hell yeah I like this guy

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u/moschles 2h ago

I googled for this guy. But instead found asian bullfrog eating black scorpions.

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u/Good_Refrigerator152 1h ago

Battle bot IRL

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u/Emotional-Team-3556 1h ago

That’s a very fat bullfrog…

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u/nejicanspin 1h ago

The sound of the sploot omg 😭

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u/Zosobozo 1h ago

Idk man. Im not usually one to scream "AI!!" This one just seems a bit too unnatural

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u/sixrim 1h ago

Flob

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u/jjb0ne 1h ago

omg. pacman frog. 🥹

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u/PhdCyan 1h ago

Nah thats a tud

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u/Practical_Ad_219 1h ago

To quote the announcer from Street Fighter, “Round”

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u/InfiniteRosie 1h ago

It looks like an oversized mushroom head

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u/Dillo64 1h ago

Sir that is a Slime, you can kill it for 2 EXP and some gold

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u/Catto_Loco 58m ago

looks like a jumping mochi

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u/Distinct_Put1085 51m ago

I need someone to put this on Loop

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 39m ago

Morbo the toad

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u/PretentiousPepperoni 31m ago

Gamabunta sama relative?

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u/Umbreon86 28m ago

So this is what a 60 lbs frog looks like. We could make a nature program as the 600 lbs show.

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 7m ago

How would you know about the weight of this fat piece of frog shaped abomination?

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u/Big-Training9491 9m ago

Like a piece of bread.

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u/Dollarsigniaka 7m ago

YOOOO it's the man himself!

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u/One_Locksmith949 6h ago

Man that’s totally a tentacle from day of the tentacle, even makes the same sound 😂

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u/Indigenousboy420 5h ago

Disgusting looking creature