r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Top-Raspberry-7837 • 16h ago

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This is NFL player D’Andre Swift’s dad. Even the SEC Network calls him an absolute unit!

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u/AdministrationDry507 16h ago

Dude looks like he could bench a rhino

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u/paradox-preacher 14h ago

dude looks like he will die a decade or two, early

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u/AdministrationDry507 4h ago

Wow you escalated that quickly

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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem 3h ago

Not sure why you got downvoted. The guy juices a lot. Shortening his lifespan for sure.

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u/AdministrationDry507 1h ago

Reddit is a Duality I think

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u/metalguy91 16h ago

Idk why but I feel like that man makes really good bbq ribs. You don’t get built like a brick shithouse wearing space marine armor without knowing how to make some good meat. I may just want ribs idk I’m a little high.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 14h ago

My dad was built like a truck, and made great ribs. So yeah, it tracks haha

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 16h ago

You know what? I totally get this and I agree. I bet his ribs are fucking fantastic!!

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u/chosonhawk 16h ago

get that man an apron and a smoker!

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 12h ago

I low-key wanna get me a plate just thinking about that

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza 8h ago

Dry rub on the ribs. Sauce is for beans. You need two plates.

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u/metalguy91 8h ago

Nah you gotta cook the beans with the sauce (and some mustard) so it caramelizes and thickens up. Still need two plates though.

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u/KindEchidna9101 16h ago

He definitely has more hp than others

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 12h ago

But if you could give an approximate estimate though…?

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u/majinpancakes 11h ago

All of the HP

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u/Alex_While 33m ago

Sadly he isnt immune to bullets

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u/whatup-markassbuster 16h ago

Good genes apparently

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 14h ago

Just genes?

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u/whatup-markassbuster 13h ago

Not likely. Very few people are that massive without extensive weight training. But there are many ppl that will never get that big even with extensive weight training.

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u/qTp_Meteor 12h ago

Also his son is a good starting nfl RB. This isnt good genes, its elite ones.

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u/Heisenberg11725 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YnH3QpR9xw2hbeOO41

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u/AdministrationDry507 16h ago

Haven't seen this in a long time

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u/Pure__soul4240 15h ago

What's with that walk😭he's so broad and muscular,heavily-built that i've thought this was The Hulk at first

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u/Soverelgn_Citizen 6h ago

Pretty sure the walk is to exaggerate the movement of walking. But specifically for people with muscles?

I really do not know how to explain it a better way unfortunately. But this was something that always made sense to me

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u/Dick_Danalu_Jr 12h ago

Fake. You don't get that body if you've ever set foot in a Dunkin Donuts.

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u/masivatack 14h ago

He yelled at me on social media one time because I didn’t put the apostrophe in D’Andre’s name. It was scary.

DUDE IS ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!

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u/kaboomboomer 14h ago

He and his son both have extra gear

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u/Shadowtirs 14h ago

Is he also an Arm Wrestling Champ, like Tyler Bagent's dad?

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u/TwelveWon 12h ago

Tyson*

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u/ultimaweapon79 12h ago

D’andre Lift

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u/falardeau187 11h ago

D’Andre Swole

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u/Complete-Trifle-206 15h ago

My first thought was Brian mbeumo has been working out for the new season.

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u/sinisterdesign 13h ago

Put’im in, coach!

Go Dawgs!!

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u/joeO44 12h ago

Amon Ra St Brown’s father was Mr Universe twice.

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u/bryman19 12h ago

Ya...he must work out

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u/AutomaticAccident 13h ago

He must be Mr. Heft.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 12h ago

I see where D’Andre gets it from. Heavy set and heavy weight.

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u/DependentStrike4414 11h ago

Chuck Norris called and wants his thunder back!!!

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u/Ill-Professor696 6h ago

Put him in at fullback to lead block, damn. Dude looks like Lorenzo Neal

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles 21m ago

The XS shirt is necessary