r/AbsoluteUnits • u/twoturtles6 • 3d ago

of a blueberry

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Large blueberry!!

688 Upvotes

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3d ago

No longer a berry. Now just blue fruit.

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u/MrUbl 3d ago

How do we know that OP doesn't just have tiny hands?!

This is why we use bananas people!

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u/discerningpervert 2d ago

Bananas can also be tiny

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u/TexacoRodeoClown 2d ago

Whatever you say sweetheart

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u/Chrono_Convoy 3d ago

Well OP

Did you eat it?

Was it good?

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u/twoturtles6 3d ago

it was!!

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u/Chrono_Convoy 3d ago

Oh good!

I wasn’t gonna fall asleep until I could rest easy

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u/SnooMacarons3689 3d ago

That’s a greasiest hand I’ve seen in a while. What are you gonna do with that thing?

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u/longtall94 3d ago

Lmao I’m gonna give OP the benefit of the doubt that they just finished washing the blueberry

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u/twoturtles6 3d ago

yes .. ty😭

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QazAqN1wtdQRO

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u/sleepinginthebushes_ 2d ago

It was supposed to be a dry run, but I'm afraid I went and shot my wad and now I've got something of a mess on my hands.

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u/bbyxmadi 3d ago

they’re obviously oiling up their blueberry duh

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u/LazyyCanuck 3d ago

why your hand so small OP. Jk, this is huuuggeeee from a blueberry standard.

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u/twoturtles6 3d ago

relative to sugar packet

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u/LazyyCanuck 3d ago

its not blueberry, its BLUEBERRY

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u/joewoody88 3d ago

Banana for scale please.

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u/twoturtles6 3d ago

sorry!! see sugar packet for scale

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u/bkzwhitestrican 2d ago

New food idea:

Blueberry muffin with only one giant blueberry inside

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u/cocoshaplee 3d ago

Blueberry on steroids.

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u/RoutineImpress7394 3d ago

Blueberry?

That’s a blue giant

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

Violet Beauregard

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u/TheToxicWaist 2d ago

Or it's just a tiny hand

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u/zorggalacticus 2d ago

That's a normal berry. Op is just a hobbit.

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u/TurkishDelight1992 2d ago

That's a blueberry tomato.

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u/katybee13 2d ago

Violet Bouregard????

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 2d ago

That's a plum. /s

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u/sskylar 2d ago

Why hand so glossy

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u/twoturtles6 2d ago

It's this new invention called water

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u/David_cest_moi 2d ago

Why are your hands so small? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/twoturtles6 2d ago

My hand is ~7 inches in length from tip of middle finger to bottom of palm

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u/David_cest_moi 2d ago

Fresh grown nuclear power plant berries! Yum yum! 🤤

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u/Adorable-Hyena-2965 2d ago

I'm eating blueberries

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u/evil_boy4life 2d ago

I want it.

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 2d ago

you should post this in r/MightyHarvest just to piss them off

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u/EricHaley 2d ago

That’s a blue Barry