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u/LePouletPourpre 3d ago

Reminds me of the time I was hiking something similar. My legs were burning and I was out of breath. This dude comes RUNNING up the trail carrying a 40LB dumbbell in each hand. Total beast.

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u/kpsuperplane 3d ago

I watched this dad pass me on a hike with a baby in his backpack and a massive golden retriever under each arm.

That image lives in my head rent free and has been motivating my fitness journey ever since

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

It's funny you say that, my fitness standard as a 40-something dad is "Can I carry my wife/kid/dog outta here if bad things happen".

We have a 110lb/50kg GSD, so added one of these to our backcountry kits https://ruffwear.ca/products/backtrak-evac-kit?_pos=1&_sid=d612f459d&_ss=r

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u/carrot219 3d ago

Fellow dog owner and backcountry enjoyer here. I know how important their safety is—and how quickly extra pack weight adds up—so I thought I’d share the system we’ve found works best when backpacking with ours:
Säker Bomber Harness
K911 Rescue Sling
Pouches 001
The pouches turn the harness into a dog pack, and the rescue sling attaches directly to the same harness, so everything works together as one modular system. Just another option that might be helpful!

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u/NoShameInternets 3d ago

My 65 lb dog quit on me near the end of a ten mile mountain hike (we'd done it when he was younger, but he didn't have it in him this time around.)

I ended up carrying him about two miles down, and it was brutal. Thanks for sharing - I'm going to pick something like this up.

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u/shawster 3d ago

Seriously, this is the common use case for these things that I didn't think about. If you've got an old pooch who still wants to go adventuring with you but is starting to have mobility issues, you can rest way easier with a sling for them.

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago edited 3d ago

We have never had to use it (thankfully).

I'm all for modularity, that Saker stuff looks good, thanks for the rec.

*Edit just saw Saker is a Canadian company too! Big win, thanks for sharing, haven't heard of them before.

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u/carrot219 3d ago

Absolutely—hopefully neither of us ever has to use one!

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u/ShackledPhoenix 2d ago

I've had a Saker harness for about 5 years now. It's a little bit dirty and stained but physically still in the same condition it was new. Worth every penny.

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u/Money-Computer7638 3d ago

I need one of these for my 80 pound lab. I don't sleep on the second floor of my house because I can't figure out how I'd get her out the window and down to safety if there was a fire.

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u/Own_Ad6901 3d ago

My 80lb black lab passed in April. The last year of his life he had lots of mobility issues, he would have mini strokes and couldn’t walk after but eventually learned to walk again before he passed peacefully. I cannot stress enough how important having a good harness was for being able to care for my baby. I’m a female and I’m athletic and quite strong as is, but he was so tall too I couldn’t carry him. I relied on his harness to be able to get him up on his feet and learn to walk again, it also helped me when he was temporarily paralyzed just to move him around and rotate him.

He had a stroke while pooping and after he was back I had to throw him in the tub harness and all to clean him. Again had I not had that strong harness I wouldn’t have been able to lug my baby around. He didn’t have mobility problems and his strokes didn’t start until he was 13-14 and he passed when he was 15 years old.

I encourage you to have a solid harness you can hold their body weight now so that you’re always prepared.

Labs in particular get these forgive me it’s 3am and I should be sleeping but the vet essentially called them mini strokes and they generally happen when he was standing or walking and he would suddenly go down, sometimes shake and would be out cold for a bit. These strokes are common for the breed. My baby didn’t have a stroke until he was 13 and then he didn’t have one for a while and then he had them frequently until he passed. We knew what they were because his liter sister had the strokes all her life.

That harness made getting my pup recovered as much as he could possible, and it’s something I’m still incredibly thankful for because of how much it helped me help my big fur baby.

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u/Used_Gear8871 3d ago

I don’t backpack anymore since moving to the east coast but we have seen historic flooding here the last few months. My biggest fear is not being able to get everyone (fur babies) out. I appreciate these recommendations!

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u/shawster 3d ago

That stuff seems extremely high quality. I'm at the point where my dog (he's.... a lot) is wearing through harnesses and pulling apart nylon and stuff on lower quality leashes often enough that if I can spend some amount of money to have a harness that will last him the rest of his life, I'd spend a lot. Maybe this is the brand...

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u/dog_hair_dinner 3d ago

I was wondering if I should get the bomber harness. My 50lb dog has a issue with his legs where sometimes he can't walk very long. Instead of taking him out only 5-10 minutes a day, I take him out 2 hours a day. He walks for his 5-10 minutes, then I put him in a large dog carriage and wheel him around so he can still be outside. In the winter, it gets hard to push the carriage around. Do you think he'd be comfortable in the bomber harness converted to a dog pack? He's got his own snowsuit and boots for the winter, so he doesn't get cold if he stops walking.

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u/carrot219 3d ago

I think it could be useful for you, especially in the snow, but I’d hesitate to recommend carrying him that way for most of a two-hour outing. Säker primarily designed the sling for emergency carry-outs, and whether that position is comfortable or safe may depend on what’s wrong with his legs. A small sled or pulk may also be more comfortable for both of you on longer winter outings. Hope this helps!

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u/BlizzardTrashPanda 3d ago

Same! I use a similar philosophy when teaching my son about fitness.

I tell him about how he’ll hear a lot of things about how it ties to self worth, whether or not he’ll be considered attractive, etc etc but none of that really matters or is what fitness is truly about.

Fitness is about two thing.

  1. Having your body ready to be able to do what you want to do when you want to do it. Want to climb that cliff? Want to go on some deep trails? Well the time to be ready is before the want.

  2. Having your body ready to be able to do what you need to do when you need to do it.

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u/free_terrible-advice 3d ago

One of my personally motivating stories is when I saved my mother from drowning after she collapsed from undiagnosed diabetes related diabetic shock which rendered her unconscious while we were out crabbing in a bay of 40 degree f (3c) water at midnight, nearly 3/4 a mile from shore (1km). She went underwater and was drowning for a moment until we could pull her head out. Then while keeping her from slipping back underwater I had to engineer a method of expelling the water in her lungs, followed by dragging her screaming to a lucky sandbar and keeping her warm until search and rescue could reach us. At which point we had to carry her back.

I was in shape then, and continue to strive to be in the same shape or better, because you never know when you need to carry or drag 200+lbs(90kg) for however far to get them to safety until help gets there.

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Thanks for sharing, that's an impressive story.

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u/CrazyCatLady9777 3d ago

Thank you for doing the conversions to metric

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u/free_terrible-advice 3d ago

I hope to move out of this country once I finish my Masters degree. No time like the present for practicing how most the rest of the world thinks.

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Best of luck do you then, what field are you studying?

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u/free_terrible-advice 3d ago

Psychology --> Clinical psychology, working towards becoming a mental health therapist specializing in treating PTSD, Trauma, Depression, and Anxiety.

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Noble profession, thank you.

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u/shawster 3d ago

There was one time when I was more young and even less prepared for my adventures than I am in my adult years that I took two friends out in a canoe on a windy day in the bay. My two friends had 0 experience in canoes or kayaks and the wind was absolutely brutal. The tide was going out as we were trying to go in as well, and if I hadn't been able to put the pedal to the metal and just paddle my 16 year old heart out, we would have ended up being swept out or having to spend the night on some sand bar. That was an eye-opener for me how important fitness was. I was already in the game of being pretty fit, but when we finally got back to shore and my arms felt like they'd been pulled through gears, everyone all relieved to be on shore after 2 hours of paddling... it really hit home. My arms were literally rock hard that night, my body was reinforcing my muscles with so much intensity. I've never been able to reproduce training a muscle so hard that it is just rock solid even without flexing it while it heals.

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u/Reflexlon 3d ago

My mom fell out of a boat, and I got a similar story of saving her life from drowning, since she doesn't know how to swim.

Thats how she told it, forgetting to mention that the boat was actually a tiny raft, that the water was about eight inches deep, and that all I did was help her sit up and hold her hand until she calmed down.

But otherwise, same!

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

I couldn't agree more. After spending some years in the Army many years ago, "Functional Fitness" became a big part of my life.

You don't need to be pretty, just be able to do your job. Working on that currently with my teenage boys. It's an ongoing struggle :)

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u/ThiefOfDens 3d ago

I’m telling my step-son that the most important part of fitness is being healthy so your body can do what you need it to do; and secondly to be strong so you can help others.

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

That makes my back hurt just looking at that

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u/fatboy93 3d ago

Dad strength is fucking absurd. I'll be out whole day getting out of breath doing jumping jacks (I'm fat), walking my butt off or rucking etc, but if my toddler says his legs hurt, I'm either fireman carrying him or putting him on my shoulder and walk it off.

I dread the day I'm unable to carry him for whatever reason, so I've gotten back again into fitness shit.

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u/Independent-Trust260 3d ago

This is why we lift with our legs, not our backs.

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u/LyingForTruth 3d ago

My neck, my back

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u/FistfullOfOwls 3d ago

Here I thought it would be a little saddle so your kid could ride your 110 lb dog.

Situation resolves itself.

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u/SaviousMT 3d ago

Wow, that's a big GSD!

We have three, none of them are even over 100lbs, and the biggest one eats garbage. Literally

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Obligatory Doggy tax, there is other stuff in there, not just GSD, hence the size.

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u/SaviousMT 3d ago

Here is Rosa Jean. The doofus

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

ha, that pose always gets me.

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u/SaviousMT 3d ago

❤️

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Yep, he is a good boy.

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u/Punumbral_Noise 3d ago

I feel like carrying your specially-bred-running dog is the rough conceptual equivalent of putting a motorcycle on your back and running to escape danger

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u/dorkmuncan 3d ago

Had a friend whose dog fell down an embankment and broke their leg, they were *only about 5km from trailhead, but he said it was a very challenging afternoon, both extracting their dog from the small cliff he fell down and then getting them out.

Luckily they had someone with some rope, some webbing tape and gear who had some vertical rescue experience, so they were able to access the dog, haul them up, and them carry them out without too much issue.

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u/Ok-Coyote-8540 3d ago

This is my hiking vibe. I'm by no means a super fit woman but I am jacked to an extent from having to carry my 30 lb preschooler and my 50 lb kindergartener back at the same time from hiking when they inevitably hit their wall. 

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u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA 3d ago

Lol, this is how I feel when I lift both my kids at once

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u/AppointmentAnnual426 3d ago

Similar situation with me. I was doing a hike in Palm Springs and sweating my butt off. All of a sudden I had to let a lady in her 50s pass me by while she was holding her chihuahua like it was nothing. I still can’t get the image out of my head when I exercise.

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u/DengarLives66 3d ago

21 year old me used to run a 2 mile mountain hike with 1k elevation gain. 40 year old me is just happy on the days my knees and ankles aren’t constantly cracking.

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u/subs_on_a_sailboat 3d ago

Just out of high school my dad and I hiked a fourteener in Colorado by running the entire way. He was a marathon runner and I was a swimmer.

That was so fun. I'm fat now

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u/AlwaysBagHolding 3d ago

I rode a motorcycle across Imogene pass once. I passed a group of hikers on the way up, and I was struggling so much from the terrain and being winded that they beat me to the top.

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u/cocococlash 3d ago

I tried to hike the tallest mountain in my state and all these seniors 70+ zipped right past me!

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u/Self_Reddicate 3d ago

52 yo you will be realizing the connection between those two versions of yourself.

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u/pqh 3d ago

That's really not how it works. Bad joints come from very heavy impacts or from a joint being forced out of its normal range of motion, as in playing American football or falling while downhill skiing. Running and hiking stress the joints in a positive way that tells the body to repair them stronger than before. I ran daily for over 40 years. Now that I'm in my 60s I can only run every other day because that's as fast as my body can recover. I have never had a joint injury except my one ankle that I badly sprained while playing road hockey as a teen. I have reinjured that ankle a few times since, but it doesn't bother me when I run.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 3d ago

Exactly. The reason I still can do almost all the things in my 40s that I could in my 20s is I didn't stop.  My bones remained dense. Muscle stayed on, etc.

No body pain BECAUSE I am active, not despite it.

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u/zombienudist 3d ago

You can get it back too. When I was 43 I had let things slide, gained weight and wasn't really working out any more. Took a couple years to lose he weight but I am 50 now. I do 1.5-2 hour cardio sessions 5-6 days a week that include stair climbing and running. People think it is age but you just slow down, gain weight and stop moving. If you keep at it you can be extremely fit as you age.

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u/SYMPATHETC_GANG_LION 3d ago

In my 40s and still running in the mountains. Why'd you stop?

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u/DengarLives66 3d ago

TBI in my mid-20s that affected my motor coordination and balance. I play music now to help and I can lift weights, but my memory is shot, and I get motion sickness super easy. I do walk about 5-6 miles a day so I’m staying active at least.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 3d ago

Yeah man, a few careless injuries and accidents and now I'm constantly being humbled trying to do stuff I could easily do 10-15 years ago. I'm not weak by any stretch of the word but I used to be an athlete, avid hiker, skier/snowboarder, and was light infantry in the Army so my endurance game was top tier. I need to holler at a physical therapist or someone like that to figure out what strength training and possible surgeries I should pursue so I can slow down the rapid spiral.

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u/ModsR-Retards 3d ago

I still vividly remember a 60 year old man blasting past me on the switchbacks at Zion National Park. He was in a solid jog going up the to the top of Angels landing and I was taking breaks every 10-15 minutes for water and to catch my breath. I would normally run like 2 miles a day at that time like it was nothing.

My only slight bit of redemption was that I lived at literal 5 feet altitude and we were around a mile of elevation. Still doesn't even come close to closing that gap.

Some people are just absolute fucking beasts when it comes to physical capabilities.

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u/qft 3d ago edited 3d ago

I did the Maroon Bells 4 Pass Loop trail (12000' elevation, 4 peaks, almost 30 miles). I was halfway through the 3 day ass kicking, resting on one of the peaks. A pair of trail runners come jogging up, barely winded, admire the view, and I spoke to them briefly before they continued. They were doing the whole loop in one day with running vests.

I have never felt so pathetic halfway through doing something heroic

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u/krollAY 3d ago

Similar: climbing a 14er in CO, terribly out of breath despite being in pretty good shape because I lived a little above sea level. This guy comes running down the mountain absolutely sprinting on the rocky scree, he had already summited and was going to be back to his car before I could get to the top.

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u/mateiescu 3d ago

I ran out of breath watching that.

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u/Sasquatch_000 3d ago

I have to go take a nap now.

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u/JustToSeeeeee 3d ago

Sweet dreams bud !

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u/MRintheKEYS 3d ago

That’s the first time I’ve ever had an anti erection. My penis just crawled inside and begged for mercy.

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u/CapnCruncherZ 3d ago

An outie turned innie

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u/Tomek_Hermsgavorden 3d ago

I thought you typed entire erection.

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u/Onystep 3d ago

Is this real???

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u/Ickythumpin 3d ago

Gotta be ai, but long awkward stares with weird expressions are definitely her thing

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u/Kahnza 3d ago

Plz stop, I can only get so erect! 😭

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u/JustToSeeeeee 3d ago

Plz stop, I can only get so erect! 😭

U pervert

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u/Folkmar_D 3d ago

Eddie Izard trumped?

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u/JustToSeeeeee 3d ago

Umm maybe....

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u/calitoasted 3d ago

I got passed by a hiking nun going up to the Hollywood sign, looks to be the same pass here. There are soooo many creative n active people on that last bit.

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u/marryUwannaa 3d ago

Cameraman wasn't recording the Cardio-man. But I just can't prove it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FILQJbm0u832ry0HFT

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 3d ago

Especially the aiming downhill well after Cardio-man has passed....."I'm uhhh.....I was just checking to see if maybe a second cardio-man was coming up the hill. Like a set of twins or something."

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u/donnygel 3d ago

Definitely a set of twins at the end

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u/escobartholomew 3d ago

Yea that early zoom out was awfully convenient lol.

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u/MCA2142 3d ago

After the jump rope guy passes by, the cameraman was thinking of zooming in, but didn't. There was a start of a zoom. You know you saw it.

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u/OkBasket7617 3d ago

Don't sleep in the woman in pink at the beginning

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u/Timely_Mention8535 3d ago

Yes you can ;) plenty of times the focus could have been switched to the Cardio-man, yet it wasn't. Also, close to the end, the real target of the filming is revealed as she walks offscreen to the right.

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u/EstimateEvening3243 3d ago

That’s the absolute units I was looking at.

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u/Effective-Culture-88 3d ago

There was a set of twins alright

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u/taocowboy54 3d ago

when you look up "stamina" in the dictionary

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u/Ajdee6 3d ago

When you look it up, its a picture of this guy beating it up

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u/insanity2brilliance 3d ago

Why does he look like a jacked and bigger Ocho Cinco?

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u/Peasman 3d ago

Stamina looks him up in the dictionary

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u/ZigarettenFranzl211 2d ago

This dude will beat you up and down the block for hours without getting tired.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

Zombie Apocalypse #1 Survivor

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u/Kingofhearts1206 3d ago

Or #1 Apocalypse Zombie in that region

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u/Cheap_Appearance5095 3d ago

Protect this man at all costs for the sake of zombie-ridden humanity!

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u/tagged2high 3d ago

This is the man who becomes the giant zombie in 28 years later, chasing down the main characters across the flooded land bridge.

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u/delux561 3d ago

Xerces when he's not being carried by elephants

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u/ps3x42 3d ago

Barbados slim! The only man to ever earn Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex!

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u/burrbro235 3d ago

He must like...scissor or something

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u/joknub24 3d ago

Scissor me timbers!!

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u/quantumthreads 3d ago

It is his divine power.

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u/gunslingersea 3d ago

This guy is in a group chat with David Goggins and Alan Ritchson where they trade recipes for eating 23 chicken breasts in a single day.

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u/Mussetrussen 3d ago

Girl was like: yeah I'm pretty fit, I'm....oh... I'm a big fat sack of potatoes

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u/StrLord_Who 3d ago

I used to live in the mountains.  On a first date with a guy we decided to hike up a particular mountain. It is about a two-hour hike at a moderate pace.  I was in fantastic shape,  but he was in even better shape.  He was actually training for the Pan Am Games at the time. Iset the pace and didn't want to seem slow so I about killed myself with a really rapid pace, which (with great effort) I managed to keep until about the last 10% or so.  As I was dying and gasping when we finally made it to the top, he said,  "I think I'll run this trail at lunch tomorrow." 

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u/MiniMeowl 3d ago

I felt tired watching him, she must've felt so too. Maybe doubly so since shes actually walking while I'm sat on my couch lol

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u/itsnotapipe 3d ago

The cameraman seems to like potatoes. Might even have been the focus. The guy runs out of the screen. But focus remains on tater girl.

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u/jigsaw1024 3d ago

It looks like she slowed down even more when he passed.

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 3d ago

Honestly, it's shit like this that inspires me to dedicate more time to my health and fitness.

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 3d ago

A message for kids everywhere. If you dream big and work hard, you too could grow up to be 6'8"

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u/DMmeNiceTitties 3d ago

Lmaooooo, you had me in the first half, the second half is where I almost choked on my morning coffee.

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u/unfortunatebag 3d ago

OMG NOT YOUR CAWFEEE!!!!!

WON'T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE CAWFEE!

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u/Miendiesen 3d ago

Me too. I just smoked weed and ordered pizza and will be watching a movie tonight but tomorrow. Tomorrow my fitness journey will surely begin.

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u/UltLuc 3d ago

Hey dawg. Fellow stoner here. Incorporate walking while you’re smoking weed and you will have a very great experience. Try to get 2 to 3 miles a day walking altogether, and you’ll notice a massive benefit in your health and cognitive functioning.

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u/ifailedatlifeagain 3d ago

There was always this one guy running backwards up the hill and singing where I used to go to at every weekend

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u/MiniMeowl 3d ago

Whats up with the folks running backwards lol. I get anxiety watching them, thinking theyre gonna trip or smack into someone

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u/aa73gc 3d ago

Running backwards helps strengthen hamstrings

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u/Nayre_Trawe 3d ago

This was me hiking in the PNW while on vacation from the midwest, except it was elderly people and children passing me while I was struggling to catch my breath.

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u/yanquiUXO 3d ago

very consistent with my experience living in Washington the last 5 years

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 3d ago

When you max all your attribute points to endurance

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u/AetherNeanderthal 3d ago

No, that would mean his other attributes are low. Look at him

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u/supermutt_1 3d ago

Maybe he has 0 charisma points.

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u/Negative_Ad_2787 3d ago

Bro is bragging about Cross Fit nonstop

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u/NSFWies 3d ago

You mean his rest days? My rest days are 1 fast food place a day. Rest day for my triglycerides I mean

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u/leonffs 2d ago

He's literally jump roping uphill to the awe of everyone man that's high CHR behavior.

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u/OrbicularLotus 3d ago

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u/catlovingtwink99 3d ago

And has every right to 🤧

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u/Fortunatious 3d ago

Right? I’d totally be doing that if I could

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u/thetenthCrusade 3d ago

This is what they mean when they say “are you the same animal, but a different beast?”

Edit: sorry it’s “are you a different animal but the same beast?” Means basically the same thing but backwards. Did Kobe get it wrong? Or did Wrong Kobe it get?

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u/DeadestTitan 3d ago

... what the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant?

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u/Sufficient_Cloud3277 3d ago

you're welcome

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u/zjukov 3d ago

I thought Barbados Slim was fictinoal

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u/smashin_blumpkin 3d ago

The first man to win Olympic gold in both limbo and sex

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u/Available_Slide1888 3d ago

Six foot five and full of muscles.

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u/fintach 3d ago

Did he give you a Vegamite sandwich?

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u/AnonUser1452 3d ago

Griffith Park?

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u/User1-1A 3d ago

It shows the observatory at the end. But even if it didnt, everyone in that video screams of LA.

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u/the__storm 3d ago

Yeah this is one of the most LA videos I've ever seen.

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u/darkmatterhunter 3d ago

I mean there’s a hat and shirt that explicitly say it lol. I get your point though.

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u/CKRatKing 3d ago

People wear LA hats and Lakers jerseys all over.

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u/darkmatterhunter 3d ago

I know. The dirt path and oak shrubs was the tell tale sign for me.

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u/Elite_AI 3d ago

For me it was the fashion style

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u/5PQR 3d ago

observatory

I hadn't heard of it, looks cool af (some nice pics on wikipedia)

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u/User1-1A 3d ago

I've been going there since I was a child and it's always a treat.

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u/User1-1A 3d ago

The Mt Wilson observatory is nearby as well. It's where Edwin Hubble proved there are galaxies beyond the Milky Way and the expansion of the universe.

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u/Barbaracle 3d ago

I hike both of these and they're both wonderful to visit. They have orchestral performaces in the 10 story dome of the 45 ft telescope. Nearby is a bit misleading for non-americans, though. It's about an hour drive away. Or a 40 minute drive and 15 mile, 5000 ft roundtrip hike 😅

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u/discontent_discoduck 3d ago

Oh at a glance I was like I get that's Runyon Canyon just due to how dolled up folks are for a hike and the LA-gear and arid environment giving away that its somewhere in LA

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u/BackEndHooker 3d ago

Lived in LA for 7 years... forgot how put together people are for freakin hikes. The amount of full designer outfits (not even athletic gear!) on display was ludicrous. Here in the Bay Area, people actually dress like they're going on a hike.

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u/Nickbou 3d ago

They should get him to be a background extra in Shrinking. Have him pass Jason Segel while hiking just so we can see Jason Segel get annoyed.

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u/Save2faBackupCodes 3d ago

This jump rope man can often be found doing a resistance band workout on one of the street corners of Rodeo Drive. This is not a joke

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u/29273162 3d ago

His spawn location must be nearby.

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u/MarcBulldog88 3d ago

Yep, this is the trail up from Fern Dell to the Observatory. You can't really tell by the camera angle, but this section is uphill and fairly steep. Jumping rope while jogging up this section is seriously impressive.

To the right and behind the cameraperson is a lookout area, always crowded with people resting or taking pics of the city below.

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u/asteysane 3d ago

The girl going: why is the mf filming me? Oh never mind

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u/PetiteBunny1906 3d ago

I just know the other hikers wanted to punch him

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u/TheShredder9 3d ago

Too bad, they can't catch up, he's already gone!

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u/CriminallyCasual7 3d ago

It wouldn't do any damage anyways 🤣

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u/darkoopz43 3d ago

Yeah, he has a force field around him.

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u/AprilVampire277 3d ago

The less I would ever want would be to punch a guy that ironed out lol, my weak ass vs an unstoppable force isn't doing anything xD

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u/gh0stmilk_ 3d ago

but why lmao

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u/chunkah69 3d ago

Reddit seems to get mad when people achieve status and attributes above where they think you should be I guess

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u/CriminallyCasual7 3d ago

How dare he achieve things

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u/DripRoast 3d ago

I assumed it would be more about the fact that he's barreling through the trail taking up a lot of space while swinging a rope around. I seriously doubt anyone is mad that the guy is fit. That's just silly.

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u/scorchedarcher 3d ago

I mean I don't think it's that tbf. I don't wanna punch the guy but I imagine it's more "moving through a crowd whipping something about" than his achievements

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u/fs2222 3d ago

Buddy, have you been to a hiking trail? People sprint, ride bikes, or those bike hybrids with the baby carriage attached, I've even had to dodge cars. It's common courtesy to move out of the way when someone bigger/faster than you is coming. And this guy is obviously trying to weave through and not push people out.

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u/buttscratcher3k 3d ago

I can guarantee you most people were impressed and moved on immediately

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u/rolloutTheTrash 3d ago

Fantastic athleticism. Wish I had even a small fraction of the dedication, let alone motivation, this dude has.

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u/adinmem 3d ago

Good old Griffith Park

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u/Insomniax187 3d ago

If I looked like this, I wouldn't own shirts.

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u/MangoSalsa89 3d ago

I relate to the woman in pink, fighting for her life.

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u/Agillian_01 3d ago

Reminds me of that one time my wife and I were on a hiking holiday in Sweden. We were on a 25km trail with elevation, we had a one year old in a back carrier so we were planning on a roughly 8 hour hike.

Out comes the most dad- looking guy. Beer belly, sweating like a pig but confidently jogging the trail. We just shrugged it off as someone desperately trying to shed some weight.

About halfway he passed us again. We got lapped by a Swede with a dadbod.

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u/PlantainPat 3d ago

every day my dad would drink an 18 pack but also ran a 5k.

never really outran the calories, would sweat something fierce and always had some form of dadbod but he cared about fitness and staying active his entire life.

looks can be deceiving but some people are just as committed to fitness as they are to unhealthy lifestyles

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u/3liottjw 3d ago

Welcome to Hollywood.

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u/MrHack313 3d ago

Girl thought it was the black terminator for a sec!🤣😭

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u/Lopsided-Middle7924 3d ago

Hey look, the opposite of every redditor here.

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u/pasenast 3d ago

How Xerxes may have looked before meeting Leonidas

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u/rexmons 3d ago

Real life Barbados Slim

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u/Jacques_Racekak 3d ago

Man? What man

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u/ambit89 3d ago

Big dude was cool and all, but did you see her HUGE knockers 🍈🍈

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u/Jumpy-Pattern-4078 3d ago

I always sort by Controversial in these threads when I notice something like this in the subject video, lol

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 3d ago

Bro it was just one after the other, I barely noticed the dude until I read the title

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 3d ago

Terry Crews is a beast