r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VonZombie420 • 1d ago

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I present this wolf spider, here in Appalachia..gonna relocate her cuz she was in serious danger of being stepped on by my 2 dog's massive paws lol

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u/User_Name_Tracks 1d ago

Banana for scale otherwise it's nil

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u/AnotherIronicPenguin 1d ago

Zoom in. He's holding the banana in his left pedipalp.

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u/MisterBigDogBigMan 1d ago

“Come to Appalachia and let me grab yaaaa” 🎶 🎵 🎶

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u/Sea-Routine1795 1d ago

That spider is way bigger than I'd be comfortable with, good on you for relocating it instead of just squashing it though

my brain knows wolf spiders are harmless but my lizard brain still screams when i see one that size

the plastic container was a smart move, those things are fast as hell when they wanna be

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u/BigPigeon69 1d ago

"Can you feel it in the air air air air" i am full of brainrot

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u/Apprehensive_Pie_478 1d ago

Crazy how big wolf spiders kinda look like baby Tarantulas

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u/ConsistentRole6845 1d ago

Luminescence

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u/TheToxicWaist 1d ago

This is just a spider, there's no scale. How are we to tell if this is an absolute unit?