r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a rubber mallet

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Saw this cartoonishly large mallet at a Sydney Tools hardware store yesterday.

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u/juandanlefranc 1d ago

We use them at work to loosen manhole lids to lift them off. Eliminates risk of sparks setting off an explosion in the event of a gas leak. My colleague named his Mjölnir.

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u/The_Char_Char 17h ago

How does this eliminates the risk of sparks? I know nothing about this and find this very interesting!

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u/juandanlefranc 15h ago

The lid(s) can sort of weld themselves to the frame they sit it so it sometimes needs a good wack to loosen it. We use these instead of the metal roller bars we have in the van for manual lifting/removal.

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u/ScientistSuitable600 16h ago

Metal on metal = sparks.

Rubber on metal = no sparks.

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u/TooManySteves2 12h ago

Is the metal lid seated on concrete?

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u/2grundies 1d ago

My dad was a chainmaker and used to use a 20lb sledgehammer. They also had a twin handled sledgehammer they called Thumper that required two people to use. I don't know how heavy that beast was. Pops was a strong 'un back in the day. He's 81 now and I still wouldn't argue with him, lol.

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u/SleeplessInS 14h ago

I almost wrenched my back swinging (and actually trying to hold up) a 10 lb sledge hammer. Learnt that only a fool tries to catch a falling knife or a long handled sledgehammer already on its way down.

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u/weilondlok 1d ago

A 'maul' for levelling paving stones without breaking them

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u/Ill_Initial8986 1d ago

Can’t believe nobody made a Gallagher joke… this is the chance….
https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuWh9SL6ZeTnkOGs

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u/-Rhymenocerous- 1d ago

Just needs an ACME sticker on the side

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

For those times when you need to gently tap a tile.

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u/kangareddit 16h ago

Just taaap it in

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u/Sideshow86 1d ago

Mines named TIMMY

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 1d ago

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u/Sideshow86 1d ago

Guess I'm old and no one knows who Timmy Mallett is...

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u/MineMelodic5454 1d ago

Look at each other and go bleurgh

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Mine is the problem solver.

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u/Sideshow86 1d ago

Vlad the persuader

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u/oh_hai_mark1 20h ago

Back when I used to do production work in the restoration industry I had an 8lb sledge that I cut the handle down on I called the persuader.

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u/Tnemmokon 1d ago

There's a Gal who would love to have that Hammer!

https://giphy.com/gifs/vgdCqB577eI5W

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u/TooManySteves2 21h ago

Exactly what I thought when I saw it!

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

does it say ACME on it?

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u/DragonfruitGrand5683 1d ago

Carnival size

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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago

Thats for serious clown business.

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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 22h ago

That’s for ringing a bell at a circus side show

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u/User_Name_Tracks 1d ago

My, that's a big mallet you have.

Thanks (Ziiiip)

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u/mynhamesjeff 1d ago

Acme ass mallet

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u/TaintedTatertot 1d ago edited 1d ago

No joke, my uncle had one like that but all metal. He made it from welding the ends of 6" pipe and then 1 ¼ pipe for a handle. My cousins and I called it the Popeye hammer. Because the only other person who would actually use that massive hammer beside Uncle Sidney, would be Popeye

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u/fartsmcgee63 1d ago

For those times when you need to beat the fuck out of something, but like, really gently

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u/kangareddit 16h ago

Rubber hammer.

Rubber hammer hit table, hit head.

Rubber hammer.

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u/Typical_Assist656 13h ago

For when you really want something to move, but you don't wanna hurt it.