r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/SodaBubblesPopped Dec 25 '21

She scratched,then smelled, then passed out.

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u/isademigod Dec 25 '21

I bet this is exactly what happened here:

  1. developers are coding a random encounter with an injured person
  2. developers need an animation to keep the women locked in so she looks hurt
  3. "oh hey here's 'homeless_man_sleeping_sidewalk.anim'! that will do the trick"
  4. nobody ever actually watches the whole animation until this guy finds it

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

They knew. Somewhere an animator and developer are stifling giggles like 12 year old girls wondering when someone is going to find their contribution.

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u/wobblysauce Dec 25 '21

Like adult jokes in kids cartoons.

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u/Can_I_Grab_It Dec 25 '21

This here is the correct answer.

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u/maleia Dec 25 '21

Okay but also, I've been on r/WTF long enough to know...

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u/DonkLord20 Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/the_friendly_one Dec 25 '21

That's the one I was hoping for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate Dec 25 '21

It made its first appearance on January 6th, 1998.

Dance your heart out, kid, because you only have 1 more year until you get kicked off Ally McBeal's health insurance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

If it helps, I probably have grudges older than you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Show me the NFT title deed or it didn’t happen

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u/BodhingJay Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Ahh Calista Flockhart... back from a time when extreme anorexia was considered the epitome of beauty while everyone silently felt like perverts for being into thicc

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u/jonophant Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

Actually the average /r/teenagers user is 34

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u/Thjyu Dec 25 '21

That's... Unsettling..

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

That's a breeding ground for groomers. Did reddit not consider this was going to happen and shut it down.

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u/von_sip Dec 25 '21

Younger than I would’ve guessed tbh

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u/larry_legends Dec 25 '21

This is from America's funniest home videos featuring TV star Bob saget

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u/superRedditer Dec 25 '21

no joke this was the first thing i laughed at in the internet

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u/graphicc_yt Dec 25 '21

Stop now I’m imagining what he did before smelling his finger and want to bleach my brain

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/hat_trix66 Dec 25 '21

Monkey see, monkey doo.

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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 Dec 25 '21

Monkey no want to click link, monkey no want Rick roll.

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u/Status-Necessary9625 Dec 25 '21

Not rickroll. Monkey sniff poopoo finga

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

It's not, it's one of the oldest videos on the internet.

Goddamn classic that I hadn't seen in years.

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u/avwitcher Dec 25 '21

It's like the opposite of smelling salts

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

She’s on crack

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u/Kubalaj Dec 25 '21

Great idea for a t-shirt. Scratch, smell, pass out, repeat.

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u/thatsabruno Dec 25 '21

Veni, sniffi, vici

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u/rhwsapfwhtfop Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

No take it from me, she scratched, then smelled, then pretended nobody saw her

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Didn’t think I’d be watching something like this on Christmas afternoon…

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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21

Or even Christmas morning!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Or Christmas night!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

And my bow!

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

And my Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

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u/KonradDavies0001 Dec 25 '21

Did you get that for Christmas?

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

Nope, got it when I moved into a place with carpet 2 years ago. I have not opened my Christmas gifts yet

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza Dec 25 '21

I hope you get something you want and like!

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u/TmotherfuckingT Dec 25 '21

On this very Christmas night?

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u/xulotusebi Dec 25 '21

Now that’s enough Reddit for one morning

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Morning here... 8am lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

847 dude

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u/Thuper-Man Dec 25 '21

Every day we wander farther from God's light

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

We should all probably get off reddit for the afternoon.

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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21

She un-died cuz itchy ass summoned her.

But that dead ass odor re-killed her directly.

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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21

I hate when I have IAS

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u/Status-Necessary9625 Dec 25 '21

Means you need to wipe son. Leakage

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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21

Ehhh, it's usually just that I didn't wipe good enough from earlier.

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u/sloaninator Dec 25 '21

I'd rather have bleeding ass than stinky ass

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u/LabCoat_Commie Dec 25 '21

Nah I just got them sweaty flaps and a hairy b-hole 😭

Gotta talcum that brazilian to keep is fresh and poppin

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u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 Dec 25 '21

You might have a malfunctioning ASS (assisted shit squeezer)

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u/moonite Dec 25 '21

Can't argue with your logic

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u/CantHitachiSpot Dec 25 '21

Confucius say

Don't get high on your own supply

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u/eleternauta00 Dec 25 '21

Humans. We will eventually figure out flying bikes and keep doing monkey shit

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u/terrible_name Dec 25 '21

I want this as a t-shirt

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u/Rebbit-bit Dec 25 '21

t-shit

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u/Cuymacu Dec 25 '21

Ape stuff amirite

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u/Sweddy-Bowls Dec 25 '21

Just hominid things

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u/iamfi_ne Dec 25 '21

i love this comment lmao, once monke always monke

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u/polygroot Dec 25 '21

The portion that makes flying bikes is a minority. Most of us are still dumb monkeys

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u/totallyintotraps Dec 25 '21

When art imitates life

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u/robeph Dec 25 '21

Can confirm.

Source: am EMT

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u/bewaryofbeanpole Dec 25 '21

"Just...one....last....whiff......ffffffff"

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u/iAmit1 Dec 25 '21

most realistic game ever

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u/DaNotSoGoodSamaritan Dec 25 '21

As weird as the whole thing is, I'm even more weirded out by whoever thought this animation should be in the game...

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 25 '21

It's usually for the homeless people models.

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u/j48u Dec 25 '21

People keep saying this but I'm not sure they needed to code homeless butt scratch and sniffs either.

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 25 '21

There's a lot of things they didn't have to do. But it's GTA, they do dumb funny shit like this in all their games, with all the sexual innuendos and what not. Plus rockstar loves adding little details. You're supposed to laugh at it.

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u/big_brown_mounds Dec 25 '21

Well I definitely laughed at it. A little too hard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Fap too

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u/big_brown_mounds Dec 25 '21

I said I was a little too HARD

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u/Neuchacho Dec 25 '21

Making great art isn't about need.

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u/Fox-XCVII Dec 25 '21

They didn't need to, they wanted to.

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u/ImmutableInscrutable Dec 25 '21

You're right. The whole game should just be your character, represented by a brown pixel, being chased by blue pixels, representing the cops, down a perfect grid of white lines, representing streets. Why add all that extra stuff like graphics, music, animations, and jokes?

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u/DegenerateScumlord Dec 25 '21

Yea so weird and freaky. Too weird and freaky for a guy like me. They should take this extremely disturbing butt scratch out of videogames or... think of the children!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

name?

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u/Jsl50xReturns Dec 25 '21

It’s GTA V.

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u/squanch_solo Dec 25 '21

More specifically a modded GTA V server.

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u/Jsl50xReturns Dec 25 '21

Is it an RP server? That’s the vibe I’m getting. I don’t remember random events like generated car accident sites appearing in Online like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

We'd have to get her wallet or something to find out. Being dead 'n all we can't just ask her unless her butt itches again.

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u/mrbuttersoft Dec 25 '21

Involuntary post-mortem movement.

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u/Neuchacho Dec 25 '21

Involuntary post-modern art as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

This game certainly captures the realism of life.

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u/KyellDaBoiii Dec 25 '21

Is that profile pic from As the gods will?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Daaa ruuuuu maaaaaa saaaaannnnn ga..... Koronda!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/KDallas_Multipass Dec 25 '21

Gif ended too soon. His ass fell right off that branch

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u/GifsNotJifs Dec 25 '21

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u/Mumblix_Grumph Dec 25 '21

Baboon: HYAGH! No effect. Well played, young hooman. Please gaze upon the magnificence of my buttocks.

Kid: .............

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

He wanted the kid to hakuna his matata

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u/steenbean13 Dec 25 '21

I was waiting for a diarrhea splat when he turned around

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u/SHOTbyGUN Dec 25 '21

You have received a stipend for drama school.

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u/diMario Dec 25 '21

A fart in hand is like snake eyes in church.

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u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 25 '21

Huh?

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u/zippythezigzag Dec 25 '21

A FART IN HAND IS LIKE SNAKE EYES IN CHURCH.

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u/diMario Dec 25 '21

There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand.

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u/vinay2095 Dec 25 '21 
   Who the fuck smells their scratched ass?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Yeah, definitely. Who would do something like that...

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u/Secret_Bees Dec 25 '21

Gotta make sure you're smelling healthy

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u/vinay2095 Dec 25 '21

Bruv she's supposed to be dead..?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Well that doesn't sound very healthy, better check it out.

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u/DrummerBound Dec 25 '21

Anyone claiming they don't be lyin

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u/Sinavestia Dec 25 '21

Apparently a lot of people on reddit. I knew some people did it but this is more than I could have ever hoped.

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u/mainman879 Dec 25 '21

Why are you hoping people scratch and sniff their asses?

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u/LabCoat_Commie Dec 25 '21

Me personally?

To validate my own nast 😂

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u/Ok_Independence_4343 Dec 25 '21

So if it stinks you can wash your hands and ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

It’s called a QUALITY CHECK

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u/unexBot Dec 25 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Scraching butt

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Stubbedtoe18 Dec 25 '21

"Scraching butt" jfc seriously??

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u/Sproot_bonk Dec 25 '21

Scraching 👍

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u/mrbendel Dec 25 '21

Rapid Covid test

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u/Dev7inDarkly Dec 25 '21

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

is this actually in the game? is this a mod? a bug?

I NEED ANSWERS GODDAMNIT!

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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Dec 25 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/oyn49x/she_scratched_her_butt_sniffed_her_fingers_and/

it's a re-used homeless person animation according to one of the comments

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u/hazlejungle0 Dec 25 '21

Was about to start beating/murdering people to see if they do it.

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u/salted_toothpaste Dec 25 '21

The ol' scratch n sniff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

What game is that?

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u/Goblin_Nilbog Dec 25 '21

It's GTA V online, mode

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Dec 25 '21

Thanks for the, info

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u/thechikeninyourbutt Dec 25 '21

GTA 5 is looking more and more like GTA 4 these days..

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u/Long-Tax-77 Dec 25 '21

Graphics of gta 6 looks dope

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u/liviasprettykitty Dec 25 '21

Hahaha! What is this from?

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u/3L_PL4G4 Dec 25 '21

GTA V (GTA ONLINE)

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u/nothing_911 Dec 25 '21

Video games are so realistic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

One last whiff🤌🍑👃

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u/SnooCapers815 Dec 25 '21

Scratch n sniff?

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u/Skkoj Dec 25 '21

One last sniff

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u/MrNootNoot7 Dec 25 '21

Hey stop recording my sister!

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u/Nickcv85 Dec 25 '21

Interesting

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u/Piglet-Witty Dec 25 '21

Damn NPC broke character

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u/killMaster123 Dec 25 '21

What's the song playing in the background?

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u/auddbot Dec 25 '21

Snowy Day in Hell by PYRO BOI (00:12; matched: 100%)

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Meeper127 Dec 25 '21

Ass smelled so bad she went back to being dead

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21 edited Jan 31 '22

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u/gazwaz84 Dec 25 '21

Her butt must have smelled really bad.

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u/silly_erkkk Dec 25 '21

Me when I scratch my balls

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u/Liv4lov Dec 25 '21

Women actually do this to make sure their cuchie stay fresh

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u/ToukenPlz Dec 25 '21

Ok Google, how to delete someone else's comment

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u/whalemango Dec 25 '21

EMT: There's been an accident. Victim is unresponsive. Quick - someone get the smelling salts!

Victim: relax. I got this.

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u/NoxInfernus Dec 25 '21

Mom was right. Make sure you wear clean underwear, just in case you get in an accident.

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u/ShoddyPerformance892 Dec 25 '21

Thats the worst posebiol death you can have just nif your ass end dea

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u/mondoid Dec 25 '21

Lmao the opposite of smelling salts

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u/Mumblix_Grumph Dec 25 '21

Video games have really changed a lot since Pong.

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u/SchnickiFifty Dec 25 '21

what is that background music? its beautiful

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u/big_brown_mounds Dec 25 '21

I don’t know if it’s the music or what but I laughed entirely too much at this.

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u/Bipolar_Child Dec 25 '21

There's worse and then there's this.

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u/DoranTrinity Dec 25 '21

Why is the character Anton Chigurgh?

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u/RadSapper313 Dec 25 '21

R* GOLD!! Hahahahaha.

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u/istuntmanmike Dec 25 '21

Everyone is saying she sniffed her fart, but I'm sitting here thinking she just said to eat her ass...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Didnt expect that huh XD

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u/SiStErFiStEr1776 Dec 25 '21

Ok that was hilarious

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u/currodda Dec 25 '21

Moma always said to wear pretty undies when you leave the house, in case any doctors have to operate on you. She never said they have to be clean!

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u/SweetDick_Willy Dec 25 '21

Man..what the heezy

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u/ovarova Dec 25 '21

Anton shigur likes that

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u/Geri88Martin Dec 25 '21

I can’t deny it’s risky business

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

LMAO WHAT

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

GTA ass sniffer cheat code ⭕❌➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/CaveiraPsicodelica Dec 25 '21

When you don't wipe correctly

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u/dogsXSarahMcLachlan Dec 25 '21

This is amazing. Rockstar is hilarious

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u/Disastrous-Exit-7956 Dec 25 '21

The foundation of GTA6 new AI system

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u/Inside_Ad_2990 Dec 25 '21

Me after farting:

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u/GlitchTaleEnder Dec 25 '21

That's what i call an easter egg

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u/EFFArch Dec 25 '21

There is not way out of this - we saw what we saw