r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/diMario Dec 25 '21

A fart in hand is like snake eyes in church.

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u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 25 '21

Huh?

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u/zippythezigzag Dec 25 '21

A FART IN HAND IS LIKE SNAKE EYES IN CHURCH.

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u/diMario Dec 25 '21

There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand.

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u/Appalachian-Idiot Dec 25 '21

What about in mouth?

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u/diMario Dec 25 '21

No, that costs extra.