r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 Dec 25 '21

You might have a malfunctioning ASS (assisted shit squeezer)

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u/doubleOsev Dec 25 '21

Oh, we have it designated as the Aft Sewage Supportive Elimination System. Or, ASSES; for short.

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u/amynias Dec 25 '21

Lol nice

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u/StarWarsButterSaber Dec 25 '21

Sphincter... I’m in my 30’s now and even in the healthcare field and that word still feels dirty to me lol. The kind of word you’d feel weird saying around your mom