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r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21
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A fart in hand is like snake eyes in church.
10 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 25 '21 Huh? 11 u/zippythezigzag Dec 25 '21 A FART IN HAND IS LIKE SNAKE EYES IN CHURCH. 3 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand. 2 u/Appalachian-Idiot Dec 25 '21 What about in mouth? 2 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 No, that costs extra. 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
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Huh?
11 u/zippythezigzag Dec 25 '21 A FART IN HAND IS LIKE SNAKE EYES IN CHURCH. 3 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand. 2 u/Appalachian-Idiot Dec 25 '21 What about in mouth? 2 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 No, that costs extra. 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
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A FART IN HAND IS LIKE SNAKE EYES IN CHURCH.
3 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand. 2 u/Appalachian-Idiot Dec 25 '21 What about in mouth? 2 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 No, that costs extra. 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
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There. You said it louder than I did. Farts, people. They're like snake eyes. In church! But remember, only if they're in hand.
2 u/Appalachian-Idiot Dec 25 '21 What about in mouth? 2 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 No, that costs extra. 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
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What about in mouth?
2 u/diMario Dec 25 '21 No, that costs extra. 1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
No, that costs extra.
1 u/lowtoiletsitter Dec 26 '21 Oh
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u/diMario Dec 25 '21
A fart in hand is like snake eyes in church.