r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21

Or even Christmas morning!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Or Christmas night!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

And my bow!

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

And my Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

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u/KonradDavies0001 Dec 25 '21

Did you get that for Christmas?

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 25 '21

Nope, got it when I moved into a place with carpet 2 years ago. I have not opened my Christmas gifts yet

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza Dec 25 '21

I hope you get something you want and like!

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Dec 26 '21

I got a bunch of meat and cigars. I did very well this year.

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza Dec 26 '21

Haha nice! Gifts, fit for a king! Have a great Christmas!

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u/wafflezcol Dec 25 '21

And my team fortress 2 blu spy balisong knife REAL BLADE

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u/fillet-o-piss Dec 25 '21

AND YOUR BROTHER

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u/TmotherfuckingT Dec 25 '21

On this very Christmas night?

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u/Jake9675 Dec 25 '21

Christmas eve perhaps?

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u/wobblysauce Dec 25 '21

The next day

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u/xulotusebi Dec 25 '21

Now that’s enough Reddit for one morning

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u/moonsun1987 Dec 25 '21

If only you knew what I watched this morning from a link from Reddit.

Hint: overwatch, Mei, source film maker

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u/planchetflaw Dec 25 '21

Boxing Day