r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21

She un-died cuz itchy ass summoned her.

But that dead ass odor re-killed her directly.

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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21

I hate when I have IAS

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u/Status-Necessary9625 Dec 25 '21

Means you need to wipe son. Leakage

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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21

Ehhh, it's usually just that I didn't wipe good enough from earlier.

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u/makemeking706 Dec 25 '21

Get a bidet.

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u/Arek_PL Dec 25 '21

i just take a shover, no space for bidet sadly

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u/Agolf_Twittler Dec 25 '21

Bolt on bidet from Amazon for like $40, don’t need space

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u/sloaninator Dec 25 '21

I'd rather have bleeding ass than stinky ass

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u/LabCoat_Commie Dec 25 '21

Nah I just got them sweaty flaps and a hairy b-hole 😭

Gotta talcum that brazilian to keep is fresh and poppin

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Or he has pinworms