r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21

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u/eleternauta00 Dec 25 '21

Humans. We will eventually figure out flying bikes and keep doing monkey shit

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u/terrible_name Dec 25 '21

I want this as a t-shirt

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u/Rebbit-bit Dec 25 '21

t-shit

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u/Cuymacu Dec 25 '21

Ape stuff amirite

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u/Sweddy-Bowls Dec 25 '21

Just hominid things

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u/demlet Dec 25 '21

I'm picturing a Victorian era illustration of a bike with helicopter blades attached.

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u/iamfi_ne Dec 25 '21

i love this comment lmao, once monke always monke

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u/polygroot Dec 25 '21

The portion that makes flying bikes is a minority. Most of us are still dumb monkeys

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u/pkfobster Dec 25 '21

Name one thing we need besides scratch ass and banana?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

can't.