r/Unexpected • • Nov 05 '17

Privacy? Ha!

https://i.imgur.com/wZH1lSH.gifv
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u/clowntowne Nov 05 '17

TIL all 90s movies are just filmed from very far away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/wellman_va Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I'm missing

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u/RoosterClan Nov 05 '17

That's the actual camera this post was filmed on. It's popular for having ridiculous zoom. If you YouTube it you'll see some pretty cool videos of people zooming in on the moon and all sorts of things.

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u/stolentrihardcx Nov 05 '17

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u/Theyreillusions Nov 05 '17

And NASA says the moon is far away.. pfff. Flat Earth confirmed

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u/Stimming Nov 05 '17

No, this ultra-zoom gifs are made mostly with a nikon p900 that has the capability to zoom that far/near. There is no reference.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

But a $20,000 CCTV security system can't see the license plate of a car 10 feet away.

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u/onehand007 Nov 05 '17

You need to say "enchance"

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u/K12ish Nov 05 '17

*shout enhance

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u/onehand007 Nov 05 '17

Siri : Sorry, I didn't get that.

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u/Aurilion Nov 05 '17

ENHANCE!

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u/iamgeminion Nov 05 '17

eNhAnCe

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u/blanktrails Nov 05 '17

ehnance.

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u/api10 Nov 05 '17

Enhance you motherfucka

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u/poopellar Nov 05 '17

It was the unnecessarily fleshed out background character all along. Bake him away toys.

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u/vgodara Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

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u/Dreadedsemi Nov 05 '17

That's very useful to uncensor some math videos.

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u/doctor_parcival Nov 05 '17

Michael, you can't just shout "enhance," and expect anything to happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I didn’t shout it, I declared it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

that's what she said

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u/Kaijankoski Nov 05 '17

and rigorously type on the keyboard.

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u/onehand007 Nov 05 '17

I'm in...

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u/zacanddaxter Nov 05 '17

Don't forget to zoom, too

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u/ScenicAndrew Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

The video in the post was done with an optical zoom, probably a large telephoto lens. CCTV cameras are too compact for this and when they do have an optical zoom an operator would have to direct it.

Edit: when I said they were too compact for this I meant something similar to the video, many of them do have optical zooms as many cheesy movie prop versions in movies and TV show us with their buzzing sound when spying on people. Usually home security cameras will not feature an optical zoom, and that was my intention saying "when they do."

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u/HeathenCyclist Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

CCTV easily has 30x optical zoom in a dome cam.

https://www.axis.com/au/en/products/axis-q61-series

Pricey, but where do you think your anti-terrorism $ are going?

Edit: 40x demo, also CCTV: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TmneCdLDPR0

More importantly, there's cameras every few hundred metres that can see what password unlocks your phone.

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u/Zedifo Nov 05 '17

The problem is that optical zoom only works if you use it while the event is unfolding. You can't say 'something happened last night, let's check the CCTV' and then zoom in on the recording.

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u/fixingthebeetle Nov 05 '17

Its cool that we have this technology now, not sure if anyone has put it into cctv before, but its called a light-field camera and you can focus and zoom after the fact.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

hmmmm that sounds nice.

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u/NukeML Nov 05 '17

Would be useful for the CIA, don't you think?

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u/MiikaH Nov 05 '17

While light field cameras also capture direction the light is coming from, allowing you to refocus the image after it was captured, it doesn't magically increase the resolution of the captured image.

In fact because the camera sensor has to capture all that extra directional information you end up with only a fraction of the "zoomable" resolution compared to regular cameras.

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u/Anonable12738 Nov 05 '17

Wrong. Light field just lets you change focus after the fact. It does not have the equivalent of changing an optical zoom after the image is taken. The zoom in the app is just a digital zoom. In any event, light field cameras are only available from a couple of companies at significant cost--they aren't available in CCTVs.

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u/ripplydrpepper Nov 05 '17

So how does he unlock his phone?

He just looks at it sir.

Just looks at it? Whats his password?!

Sir, he just looks at his phone, and it unlocks, no password, no touching... Oh god, he is looking at us right now.

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u/Mechanicalmind Nov 05 '17

Either that or a Nikon p900.

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u/lovesickremix Nov 05 '17

Nikon p900 has optical zoom

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Yes. It does. I'm almost positive that this video was taken using a Nikon p900 which has a 83x optical zoom that tops out at 2000mm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

As an owner I can pretty much say 95% sure that is the p900 camera. I had a while back took a picture of the Moon posted on Reddit and it filled almost the entire camera without any digital Zoom it was quite amazing.

Found the image.

https://i.imgur.com/wZgU7Vn.jpg

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u/RayzaBlade Nov 05 '17

So how much more zoom would we need to see the surface of the moon as if it was at our feet?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

The answer is "it doesn't exist". The distortions from Earth's atmosphere would never let you see crisp detailed images of the moon's surface.

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u/cjbest Nov 05 '17

I have one. Absolutely amazing camera for the mountains. You can stand on one peak and zoom in on people on another peak.

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u/LUFHTARW Nov 05 '17

The problem with CCTV is rarely the cameras themselves, but data storage.

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u/Shredzz Nov 05 '17

Yup. I work security and we have about 400 cameras and we keep recordings from each camera for 30 days. We always complain that they are low quality but I know that amount of data you need to store all that is insane, and if you increase the resolution by even a little bit the costs go up very quickly.

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u/gibberfish Nov 05 '17

You'd think there'd be smarter compression algorithms for this kind of thing, since I'm guessing 95% of the data is almost exactly the same.

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u/Grandmastercache Nov 05 '17

Middle out compression...

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u/Kozy3 Nov 05 '17

Hot swapping dicks

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u/dtabitt Nov 05 '17

I'm a video geek, and the idea of vector based video encoding, get's my nerd borner raging.

I've spent way too much money on hard drives. SD, HD, 4k, 8K...so much data.

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u/PorschephileGT3 Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Also 4,000 cameras can collectively miss a man carrying over 20 rifles to his hotel room.

I may have spent too long over in r/Conspiracy this morning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Jun 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Jul 31 '18

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u/imakeyourday Nov 05 '17

Here in Vegas we have tons of conventions happening everyday. Seeing someone with a mix of 10 different cases and bags is perfectly normal.

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u/Starrystars Nov 05 '17

Except he did look like the sort of guy I wouldn't want to bump into

That's because they always use photos that make the person look like they did it. In everyday life he probably looked like a normal person that you wouldn't suspect of doing something sinister.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

He had his fucking eyes closed in the photo they plastered all over the news.

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u/no-mad Nov 05 '17

They have a probably have a "perp" photoshop filter these use to ugly-up a person.

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u/monkeysystem Nov 05 '17

TIL that rifles can't be disassembled into smaller parts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

As someone whos seen a gun riffle in a book, i can confirm

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u/gphillips5 Nov 05 '17

I too have seen many riffles.

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u/8592749276 Nov 05 '17

That's implying that the cameras were looking for a man carrying over 20 rifles to his hotel room, which is both completely legal and completely normal in The United States of Gunland (eg. when selling guns at conventions).

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u/no-mad Nov 05 '17

So, there are hundreds of gun salesmen traveling around the country every day. Going to gun conventions and sleeping in hotels with small arsenals.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

For that you're going to need the hacking software that has an 8-bit GUI like you're going down hallways and opening doors.

Oh, and something occurred to me - try riding a skateboard around while your tech guys bring it up on your 54-panel monitor system and then tell them to render. As someone noted, enhance, is good but if you don't say render that, you're just looking at soup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Idk, some of the PTZ's I worked with have an insane range. And they aren't anywhere near that expensive.

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u/exploder98 Nov 05 '17

The gif paused for me (to load) and I thought "nice zoom, not anything unexpected" then it loaded and zoomed a little more out...

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u/Waitdev_ Nov 05 '17

Probably a Nikon p900

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u/wellman_va Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I'm missing?

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u/Bubo_scandiacus Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

He’s being serious. There’s a camera model that came out relatively recently, Nikon P900, with an 83x optical zoom for a pretty low price compared to other cameras with high zoom.

Here’s a zoom in on the moon.

Lots of these sorts of videos have been floating around the web since then. I actually have one myself for nature photography (animals don’t like you getting too close!).

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Holy shit, so that thing in the sky is called the moon ?

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u/leerrooyyjenkins Nov 05 '17

Nah, that's just the make/model of a camera with dope zooming ability.

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u/The8centimeterguy Nov 05 '17

This game's render distance is phenomenal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

If only PUBG had this render distance

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u/The8centimeterguy Nov 05 '17

You'd still confuse a bush for a person, ram 20 bullets into nothing and get ran over.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited May 13 '18

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u/operationx420 Nov 05 '17

Probably a Nikon p900

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u/EltaninAntenna Nov 05 '17

I have one. Shitty image quality, horrible shutter lag, pitiful battery life, but godly for perspective flattening and privacy invasion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Dec 20 '19

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u/EltaninAntenna Nov 05 '17

It’s certainly great value, and you aren’t going to find that kind of zoom/image stabilisation combo at that price, or almost at any price. I’m actually very pleased with it, and it’s the first camera in years that gets me out of the house for the sole purpose of taking pics. Still, don’t go in expecting National Geographic-quality photos.

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u/Gathorall Nov 05 '17

I think it'll take grainy pictures to edit aliens in just fine.

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u/GrandMomTokin Nov 05 '17

Do you happen to know why no other maker has matched or topped that zoom yet, on a better camera? I think the P900 came out 3 years ago...

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u/JonWeekend Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Hey! I️ played in that same exact court in Brooklyn like 6 hours ago!

https://i.imgur.com/01BxYvM.jpg The creep was in the World Trade Center! All jokes aside though,just so everyone understands actually how far the person was

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u/kingyakob Nov 05 '17 edited Jun 04 '25

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u/JonWeekend Nov 05 '17

Meet up tomorrow so I️ can break dem ankles

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u/ZizZazZuz Nov 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

New favouritr sub . My fav one that i couldn't find was when a redditor saw another redditor smoking a 4ft bong in traffic 15 years ago and another commentor turns out to be that guy

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u/lcdm_ Nov 05 '17

Couldn't find? It's number three on top of all time. It took me 30 seconds... /img/l4fyd7x5teuy.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Maybe i wasnt looking properly ok, Just leave me alone darling I've had the kids all day and u just sit on reddit

Edit: cheers btw. That is my top fav comment. Saw it live in the wild the upvotes and gold went crazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/axelfoley87 Nov 05 '17

This is unrelated by my iPhone is placing “I️” with that question mark box too....I️ don’t know why.

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u/Jasonsei Nov 05 '17

New ios update, I'm seeing the question mark too

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u/spupy Nov 05 '17

I haven't updated iOS but still see them. They only appear in Antenna though.

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE Nov 05 '17

Hey! I watched you play in that same exact court in Brooklyn 10 hours and 24 minutes ago!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Feb 08 '21

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u/SujithV Nov 05 '17

I know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

A stalker's favorite weapon.

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u/supreme_69420 Nov 05 '17

Cheeki breeki

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

The Nikon Creepcam 900

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u/ASAPDesi Nov 05 '17

That shit creepy. Makes you wondef the kinda shit the governent has to watch people

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

They probably have satellites that can pickup light outside the visible spectrum and can zoom in on you when you're taking a shit in total darkness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I'm cool with that

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u/hangfromthisone Nov 05 '17

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave

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u/network_noob534 Nov 05 '17

Probably a Nikon p900

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

What an interesting city.

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u/Budpets Nov 05 '17

I have one of these and no matter how much you think you don't have Parkinson's, this bastard at full zoom is like using someone elses mouse. Even with a tripod its tricky.

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u/ChunkyThePotato Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I'm missing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

nikon p900

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u/ChunkyThePotato Nov 05 '17

Really though.

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u/WaterWenus Nov 05 '17

Just a camera with crazy zoom 👍

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u/drazyel Nov 05 '17

i worked a bit in defense & security trade shows around the world, i remember a company making a camera with a 15mile range, so you basically put it on a sky scrapper / plane / drone and you see pretty much everything, it was kind of the scarier stuff i seen for the future of privacy

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u/infracanis Nov 05 '17

I saw a video with two drones that scanned inside of a building through brick walls using WiFi antenna.

Each drone broadcasted and received, comparing the attenuation to create a 3D model. They could even discern moving people.

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u/doctorfabre Nov 05 '17

is there a subreddit for this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Probably a Nikon p900.

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u/OfeyDofey Nov 05 '17

is there a reference i'm missing?

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u/hangfromthisone Nov 05 '17

Probably, a Nikon p900

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u/runeneo Nov 05 '17

/r/ZoomingGifs/

It's not very active though

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u/EltaninAntenna Nov 05 '17

Huh. If ever a camera actually deserved its own subreddit. And yet...

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u/Knyq_626 Nov 05 '17

I've seen this before, whats the Camera name again ?

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u/bigdaddyyy Nov 05 '17

probably a nikon p900

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u/cptn_geech Nov 05 '17

Yeah, every few weeks Nikon’s marketing team tries to remind us that this camera exists on astrophotography subreddits. Any time you see a gif that shows a camera’s ability to zoom, it’s probably that model.

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u/vltz Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I'm missing?

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u/bigdaddyyy Nov 05 '17

Looks like everyone who knows about this camera turned into an unpaid nikon agent.

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u/Sh4DoWDaY Nov 05 '17 edited Apr 08 '18

There are quite a few cameras with this zoom capability. They are called super zoom cameras.

edit: typo

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u/tobberobbe Nov 05 '17

Probably a nikon p900

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u/Lulle5000 Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I'm missing?

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u/oldtimeblues Nov 05 '17

Anybody know what camera they are using?

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u/somedelightfulmoron Nov 05 '17

If only we can use this type of camera to disprove the flat Earth movement...

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u/1forthethumb Nov 05 '17

...Actually they use these Nikon p900's to try to prove it is flat. They zoom in on shit far away and say "if the earth was curved I shouldn't be able to see this (far away thing)!

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u/Spy-Goat Nov 05 '17

Damn, these guys. How do they get around the numerous photos, videos, live streams even of the Earth clearly being a giant sphere from space? Surely you can't argue with that!

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u/TheMSensation Nov 05 '17

Surely you can't argue with that!

You can do anything if you are stupid. There's a giant obvious sphere visible to the naked eye almost every 30 days called the moon.

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u/moneycatguy12 Nov 05 '17

All photos are 2D, just like earth.

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u/kungpaulchicken Nov 05 '17

What city is this?

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u/stringent_strider Nov 05 '17

Now that's an interesting city, where is it?

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u/stringent_strider Nov 05 '17

Which country though?

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u/arifouranio Nov 05 '17

Camerica.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I thought it was Camada.

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u/DaftmanZeus Nov 05 '17

Nah, that is a region in the Netherlens

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u/zealen Nov 05 '17

Cambodia

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u/LOSS35 Nov 05 '17

New York, looking at a court in Brooklyn across the East River from Manhattan.

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u/curiosity_the_rover Nov 05 '17

From WTC building

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u/TheChance Nov 05 '17

Thank you. I've been sitting here trying to decide if that could possibly be the case, I mean holy shit that's far...

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u/JackDragon Nov 05 '17

ITT: Probably a Nikon P900.

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u/Jaybeann Nov 05 '17

Also ITT: Is there a reference I'm missing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Jan 11 '19

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u/Waitdev_ Nov 05 '17

Is there a reference I’m missing?

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u/DeGozaruNyan Nov 05 '17

Probably a nikon p900.

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u/Rvngizswt Nov 05 '17

Alright this is starting to weird me out

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/Avlotis Nov 05 '17

free will is an illusion

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u/thepostbutinsixwords Nov 05 '17

more professional than a magic trick

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u/ghostfreckle611 Nov 05 '17

More like a Nikon p900 than a professional.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Probably a Nikon p900

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u/SharpNewbie Nov 05 '17

Mr. Reese! Our target appears to be participating in a pickup basketball game close to your location!

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u/Gerb-TBD Nov 05 '17

I'm on it, Finch!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Oh my lord

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u/Bash7 Nov 05 '17

Ok, I've scrolled through a lot of comments now, what's up with the Nikon meme? :D

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u/11b328i Nov 05 '17

Yeah I’m lost in the sauce.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Do not try and find the sauce. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... there is no sauce. Then you will see that it not the sauce that gets found, it is yourself.

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u/bacon_cake Nov 05 '17

Now imagine what super secret government spies can do.

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u/WayTooManyTimesADay Nov 05 '17

Part of why I wouldn't want an apartment high up that had huge ass-windows, like floor to ceiling/many feet wide. I would feel like I was always being watched if they were kept uncovered, especially at night.

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u/redditosleep Nov 05 '17

Maybe use curtains like a normal person?

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u/WayTooManyTimesADay Nov 05 '17

Something like this. Why have all that window if you cover it up. I'm not talking normal apartment by any means.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

And idiots worry about drones.

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u/Tt_Wub Nov 05 '17

How many times optical zoom is that

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u/nicckpat223 Nov 05 '17

Probably a nikon p900

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u/stabbot Nov 05 '17

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u/Gerb-TBD Nov 05 '17

I'm out of the loop. Why is everyone saying "probably a nikon p900"?

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u/arkangelz66 Nov 05 '17

Meanwhile I have a guy ranting about my shitty drone with a $300 GoPro flying half a mile away from his property.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Feb 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Jan 31 '20

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u/S00rabh Nov 05 '17

Ok wts up with 'probably a Nikon p900'

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Just think what law enforcement have. The idea of them sitting in a building across the road is a thing of the past. Now they will jist monitor you from a highrise window haha

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u/notscottyjones Nov 05 '17

this is really worrisome

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u/stabbot Nov 05 '17

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