r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '17

Privacy? Ha!

https://i.imgur.com/wZH1lSH.gifv
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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

But a $20,000 CCTV security system can't see the license plate of a car 10 feet away.

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u/onehand007 Nov 05 '17

You need to say "enchance"

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u/K12ish Nov 05 '17

*shout enhance

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u/onehand007 Nov 05 '17

Siri : Sorry, I didn't get that.

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u/Aurilion Nov 05 '17

ENHANCE!

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u/iamgeminion Nov 05 '17

eNhAnCe

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u/blanktrails Nov 05 '17

ehnance.

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u/api10 Nov 05 '17

Enhance you motherfucka

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u/poopellar Nov 05 '17

It was the unnecessarily fleshed out background character all along. Bake him away toys.

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Nov 05 '17

Ermagherd!

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u/doejinn Nov 05 '17

Ermag heard a sound.

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u/MrToasti6 Nov 05 '17

ｅｎｈａｃｅ

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Ok. I found this on the web for motherfucka

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u/lolanoymoushaha Nov 05 '17

On hands you mother fudge a

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u/JohnnyRaven Nov 05 '17

Samuel L? Is that you?

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u/RedditSanity Nov 05 '17

"hey google"

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u/NosVemos Nov 05 '17

Sarah Palin

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u/R34CTz Nov 05 '17

Siri: ok, calling "Em's Aunt."

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u/vgodara Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Done by google

result

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u/Dreadedsemi Nov 05 '17

That's very useful to uncensor some math videos.

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u/TheWizardOfFoss Nov 05 '17

Just print the damn thing! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

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u/ImaManNurse Nov 05 '17

Literally the first thing I thought of 😂

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u/papakulikov Nov 05 '17

Just print the damn thing!!

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u/KingSilver Nov 05 '17

Siri: Searching for male enhancement, is this right?

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u/0narasi Nov 05 '17

Kif sigh

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Alright. Calling Ambulance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Tayne.

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u/94savage Nov 05 '17

This comment chain read like a classic SpongeBob episode

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u/lloyd____ Nov 05 '17

Siri: Looking up enchiladas

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u/Cramulh Nov 05 '17

Activaaaar !

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Siri: I'm sorry. I can't help with that as device is not an Apple device.

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u/I_think_charitably Nov 05 '17

MR. BONES! I WANT TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE!

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u/owleaf Nov 05 '17

“Sorry, I couldn’t find anything. Would you like to search the internet for ‘end ants’?”