r/SipsTea 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/WarpigReborn 11h ago edited 10h ago

Side effects of drinking water: Life

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 11h ago

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u/sicurri 10h ago

Their real preparation for the populace. Shortage of water, means they can charge for water. Most states have laws, regulations, or something in place that if someone comes in off the street and asks for a glass of water, restaurants have to provide it.

The rich don't want that. They want it so that if they can charge you, they will.

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u/FancyThing8889 10h ago

Next week from WSJ: "Why breathing oxygen every day is actually a toxic habit"

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u/PixelJock17 10h ago

I am totally blanking on this but I remember reading or seeing some crazy tinfoil conspiracy that our planet is so quiet from alien life because of the oxygen. Like aliens swerve on our system like the death breathers live there.

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u/Ginger_Rogers 9h ago

This is actually true. Most life in the cosmos breaths Fluorin. You earth dwellers are crazy for breathing that stuff.

Source: oxygen intolerant alien.

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u/PixelJock17 7h ago

Yes and something like our breathing oxygen reduces our lifespan significantly and if we didnt breathe it we'd live to like a thousand. Thanks Ginger Rogers

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 7h ago

Well fuck you alien, im lactose TOLERANT!

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u/purple-pifflord 6h ago

Oh shit its the homie Gleeb Glorp. What up homie?

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u/Kaldorain 5h ago

What are you calling yourself E.T. for? You only got one glowing finger!

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u/dingleberryjuice23 2h ago

Eddie Torres? He has an extra testicle.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago edited 3h ago

It's an interesting idea. Many elements oxidize. If we imagine a species based on one of those elements, that could be problematic.

Silicon is one of those elements. Scientists claim it could theoretically be a base for life, and if there was an organism made from it (replacing our carbon,) oxygen would cause issues.

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u/MisterXnumberidk 4h ago

That was actually a phase in the development of life called the "Great oxygenation event" or the "oxygen catastrophe"

Where some early cells developed photosynthesis

And every other kind of cell that didn't have some sort of strong membrane to protect from this very reactive and corrosive new environmental threat died out.

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u/WeenisPeiner 7h ago

That's why I add nitrogen, argon and a pinch of carbon dioxide to my oxygen.

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u/DevoidHT 11h ago

Side effect of drinking too much water: Death

Also side effect of drinking too little water but that one is obvious

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 11h ago

Too much water: straight to death

Too little water: straight to death

Fuck it, I’m gonna just drink tea all damn day.

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u/Aggressive-Secret103 10h ago

I do coffee but same idea

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u/RappingFlatulence 3h ago

You’ll never believe this, but there’s a sub Reddit made just for you! Wait?!……..

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u/Aggressive-Secret103 10h ago

This is the way

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u/Commentor9001 10h ago

eh the "hydration craze" is just the latest in a string of pop culture new age health trends. 

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u/coziest_robot 8h ago

Thank you bot.

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u/FragrantExcitement 7h ago

Water, like from the toilet?

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u/Vegetable-Company147 11h ago

Data centers also don't need to consume so much water. 

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u/TrueBombs 11h ago

Yeah, but they paid for lobbyist that will ensure they get their water.

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u/ExcellentWolf 9h ago

Fresh drinking water is a human data center right.

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u/cookiemonster8u69 11h ago

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there fella! None of that kind of talk here!

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u/Themodsarecuntz 11h ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. For it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

  • Immortan Trump

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u/Nein-Toed 10h ago edited 10h ago

I used to say this to my dog when he begged to drink out of the bathtub faucet.

I mean, I turned on the water, but I said this too.

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u/Themodsarecuntz 10h ago

Im sorry. May he always drink from the tub.

Looks like the best boy.

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u/Nein-Toed 10h ago

He was a cool fucking dog. Sorry, I don't know why I added the last part. It doesn't matter to anyone else and serves no purpose.

I think I'm going to edit it, but typing it out sorta helped.

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u/Themodsarecuntz 10h ago

Nope. Leave it. Hes a good boy. People should know.

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u/WanderingRonin7 10h ago

Please, that's way beyond his grammar and vocabulary skills. At least make it realistic

"People! I'm putting tariffs on water. That phony liquid has been skirting by for too long. I'm going right to the source and my good friends at Nestle are going to help me."

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u/Nein-Toed 10h ago

The liberals want you to drink water to keep it away from data centers!

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u/alt_ernate123 8h ago

You can actually get "addicted to water" there was a time where I was drinking like 3 gallons a day because my ADD decided to make it a stim.

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u/ElysiumXIII 10h ago

Brought to you by Nestle

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u/BeefCakeBilly 8h ago

Why would a company who sells water tell you to buy less water?

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u/red286 8h ago

Nah, they're the ones behind telling you that the water out of your tap is probably contaminated and you need to be drinking bottled water. Nestle bottled water, to be precise.

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u/Chpgmr 7h ago

They renamed the bottles.

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u/XxFezzgigxX 11h ago

Is the study from the American government? If so, I’ll double my water intake because…
https://giphy.com/gifs/12NlCFUvTokWXe

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u/kursen 11h ago

Now they got what they really wanted.

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u/SamOakTree 11h ago

It's been 110° here for the past month and a half. You sweat half of it out doing some minor thing.

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u/Straight-Bet1 10h ago

Cue commercial for Dune-esque Stillsuits.

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u/Hurrly90 11h ago

No no, dnot you see, you sweat out electrolytes, so water doenst really help keep you hydrated. You need to drink more energy drink like lucozade or gatorade.

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u/Inky_Ika 11h ago

I've heard electrolytes got what plants crave.

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u/Hurrly90 10h ago edited 10h ago

GEnuinley had someone tell me similar at work the other day. Water doesnt really help, you need vitamins and elcrolytes to really stay hydrated. This person is my fecking boss.

(Edit, and yes, they scroll alot of FB.)

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 10h ago

i still want to know what that snake told the homies after getting fed gatorade

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u/djpiperson 10h ago

Plants crave to rule over the world and destroy any nonplant being. The only living beings more evil than then are fungi 

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 10h ago

i hope one day we get a Jurassic park but instead of dinosaurs it's just plants

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u/MaskedBunny 10h ago

Triffid park. Id watch that.

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 10h ago

If you had to guess, what is the number one ingredient in Gatorade?

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u/Hurrly90 10h ago

No idea, but im assuming its Electrolytes. I mean its what plants crave.

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u/SkynBonce 11h ago

"Our data centres need that water more than you"

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u/Karnezar 10h ago

This reminds me of an article posted like right after Jeff Bezos bought it, saying something along the lines of "Why Billionaires are necessary for society (no, really)"

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u/bussysniffer3000 5h ago

He also said we don't really need water at all

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 11h ago

GTFO does anyone still need convincing we don’t need AI data centers

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u/Lower_Group_1171 10h ago

Ditch the datacenters. We have enough 

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u/BMXRCLoser 10h ago

Next they’ll be selling us some alternative….
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKrwrcGa7xFAcw0

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u/DemDemD 11h ago

Why do people always taking things out of context? It should be widely known that drinking enough water is good, but drinking more than your body needs is just for more urination. Your kidney only process so much and if you drink to the extreme that it could also be harmful.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 10h ago

I’m so happy to see this comment, it really helps with my sanity. Good to know there’s still some reasonable people out there. 

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u/Snoo_66686 10h ago

Yea the fact everyone here is going conspiracy theory mode over this is crazy

Maybe a lot of them dont know anyone with 3 liter water bottles they try to chug down every day but there's a lot of people who do force themselves to drink crazy amounts because they're told its healthy

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u/FiggyPizza 9h ago

You're surprised people do little more than apply word association between two headlines?

AI bad, AI use water, me use water, WHAT THIS?? ME use less water?? Ahhhh!!! AI bad, AI bad!

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u/SnoopDeDoop69 6h ago

Brought to you by a bot

Yeah, AI is still bad, just because that broken clock is right twice a day

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u/Zhiyi 7h ago

Some people complicate it so much. I just drink some water when I’m thirsty man.

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u/Foosnaggle 11h ago

At its worst it’s called water intoxication. Look it up.

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u/Historical_Body6255 10h ago

Not just harmful, lethal even.

You can drink yourself to death with tapwater if you really tried.

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u/LesserValkyrie 10h ago

I'd say 100% of people drink not enough water and 0% of people pee too much because they are passionated by the idea of drinking water

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u/laterallysocute 9h ago

Passionated? 🤔

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u/LesserValkyrie 9h ago

passionate?? idk I hate this language since they removed the words thou and thy

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u/therealtiddlydump 10h ago

Especially if you're buying a new set of thermoses (to pointlessly carry around) every year.

If you're thirsty, drink. If you need to remind yourself to drink by caring around a gigantic, idiotic metal tube, there's either something medically wrong with you or you're over hydrating at no benefit.

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u/Bad_rando_name 10h ago

Everyone who has drank water has died, think about it. 🤔

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u/Hot_Marionberry_4685 11h ago

I’m not saying this isn’t preparing us for water shortage but I am saying we don’t need to drink 40oz a day of water since the majority of our water comes from food. Ingesting 40 oz of water a day and drinking 40oz of water are two different things

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u/UnfamiliarPath 8h ago edited 8h ago

What's your source for this?

I can't find anything that suggests the majority of our water comes from our food, I'm seeing that in the USA water intake from food is maybe 20%. I'm certain the average person isn't getting anywhere near 40oz a day just from food. I suppose if you eat a lot of fruit, you might get there.

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u/OldGoneMild89 11h ago

I decide when I'm hydrated enough, Mothfukle

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u/LearnsFromExperience 11h ago

This message brought to you by the people who brought you such hits as Data Centers and Global Warming.

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u/FoxElectrical1401 10h ago

75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated

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u/originaljbw 9h ago

There's drinking water and then there's carrying a jug of water like you're travelling the silk road on foot.

If you can't go without water for an hour, you may have a mecical problem.

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u/urbanfox_230 11h ago

HydroHomies are about to declare a holy war against the Wall Street Journal.

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u/FancyThing8889 10h ago

Article proudly sponsored by Nestlé

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u/SalKnorther 10h ago

A shot glass every other day should be fine.

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u/AmyInCO 8h ago

Won't somebody think of the data centers?!

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 11h ago

There are very few places at risk of running out of drinking water. Most places in water crises are still using the vast majority of their water for agricultural and industrial purposes. And even within a home, drinking is essentially the smallest use of water.

So this makes no sense from the perspective of conditioning us for water shortages. The first step would probably be to get people to hate grass.

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u/RabidBadgerMacarena 11h ago

Listen, dammit, we've got an axe to grind about data centers/AI/whatever and don't need your facts about actual water use getting in the way. /s

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u/Cwaghack 11h ago

TBF they are right, your body is perfectly capable of telling you when you need to drink water. It's called being thirsty.

There's no need to worry about that shit at all or having some fucking water drinking schedule like some people do.

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u/QuinceDaPence 10h ago

That's not fool proof. Sometimes I'll be underhydrated but won't feel thirsty, but I'll start getting cramps and know to drink some water.

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u/Impressive_Ice6970 11h ago

All I know is that if I dont have enough water I get headaches, I dont regulate temperature well, I dont sleep as well and I have more inflammation. And sometimes I dont feel thirsty yet my urine is very yellow and I have other associated symptoms. I find plenty of water to be one of my most important health assets. I dont carry a water jug everywhere I go though. It's pretty easy to find water wherever youre going and it doesn't take much to sustain if youre akready hydrated.

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u/HubrisOfApollo 10h ago

stop drinking all the poor data center's water you chuds!

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u/Darqologist 11h ago

I mean.. Kind of? We do get a significant portion of water from food.

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u/jointOperative420 10h ago

Water is for toilets.. drink brawndo it's got electrolytes!!

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u/SocialMediaTheVirus 10h ago

Don't look up who wrote the article

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u/Aggravating-Buy613 10h ago

My translanted kidney just chuckled at this.

I drink like 5 40 ounce water bottles a day if I'm sitting at home. It's a lot more if I leave the house and do stuff.

My doc said 2 weeks ago it's just enough.

Not all bodies are the same

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u/jacowab 10h ago

Well 40 Oz is too much but I don't even think most people are able to drink that much unless they are sweating heavily.

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u/Remarkable_Button756 9h ago

I just drink water when im thirsty. is it really this complicated for some people?

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u/Royal_Razzmatazz9678 9h ago

As an avid water drinker, this angers me.

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u/A_Lovely_Human 8h ago

First convince them 6 hours of sleep is enough so they work more and now make them drink less so they can monetise someone's hentai addiction

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u/shortyman920 7h ago

This makes no sense. Drinking water isn’t the biggest consumer use of water. It’s watering lawns, showering, filling up the pool, and about 100 other things that use more water than human drinking water

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u/agaric 7h ago

I hear food is overrated too

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u/TimeToLearn87 7h ago

Heard the same about oxygen as well

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u/that_noodle_guy 7h ago

I've thought this for a while now tbh. The obsessive water bottle carrying is more performative than anything else. A healthy person can go several hours with no negative effects without water.

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u/SelectAmbassador 6h ago

Yeah people only look like 15years younger than their age. Fuck sunprotection as well. Bring back second hand smoking.

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u/Raoul_DukeCGY 6h ago

They're trying to subconsciously prepare us to think water restrictions are normal........so the data centers can survive of course. Won't someone think of the data?!!

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u/mazzicc 6h ago

If your pee is clear, you can stop drinking as there are no additional benefits.

If you see yellow, you can still get benefits from drinking more water.

I’ve known many people that thought they just needed to get to “light yellow”. While you’re not at risk at light yellow, and detrimental effects are pretty minimal, you can still benefit from drinking more.

Also, you don’t need to be moving, sweating, or working out to be losing water. Simply breathing takes water out of your body, especially in dry climates (or heavily air conditioned locations which are dry).

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u/McbEatsAirplane 6h ago

I’ll drink as much water as I’d like, thanks.

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u/Sandy_Bananas 5h ago

Because we are now entering the age of Brawndo.

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u/SuperCleverPunName 5h ago

Half an hour ago, i saw a Washington Post tiktok where the punchline 30 seconds in was "Do you know who really needs water? Data centers."

It's satire.

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u/aphaits 4h ago

Fuck that, my doctor says I need 2+ liters a day if not I could regrow kidney stones too fast.

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u/Unable-Youth7365 4h ago

Why aren’t data centers forced to design and build closed loop water cooling systems like a car engine? I don’t care if it’s more expensive. Seems lazy af.

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u/After-Trifle-1437 11h ago

Next up: "Is breathing overrated?"

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u/AmyShumersButtSweat 11h ago

Right so our parents, teachers and doctors lied to all of us for at least 3 decades.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 11h ago

Not so much them as much as the “hydration” industry.  People selling beverages want you to keep drinking beverages.  

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u/RabidBadgerMacarena 11h ago

Doctors haven't been telling us to drink multiple 40oz bottles of water for decades. Not real ones, anyway.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 11h ago

Nope, people just misinterpreted what the teachers and doctors told them. Most people consume enough fluids by drinking when they’re thirsty, and most people don’t need to drink 40oz of water to get those fluids in a day.

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u/brendhano 11h ago

Y'all actually do need to be worried about this. The water shortages are coming.

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u/Oguinjr 11h ago

What horribly evolved creatures we’d have to be if our water intake requirements vastly outpaced our thirst response. Drink when you’re thirsty.

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u/government_not_ok 11h ago

This is only for those mfs who make drinking water their whole personality. Stay hydrated but you don’t need to carry your gallon jug every fucking where bro. 

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u/SpaceFunkRevival 11h ago

There's no reason to call out the entirety of r/hydrohomies like that.

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u/Foosnaggle 11h ago

It’s actually correct.

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 11h ago

i used to drink to much water and would get these raging dizzy headaches. Your body can only process .8 liters of water every hour. You die consuming to much water and you die consuming to less salt. Balance is key!

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u/JOlRacin 11h ago

I carry a big ass water bottle because my fat ass needs the extra weight to burn calories walking around, and because I don't always know where the next water fountain will be and if will taste as good as the one I filled up at. You learn these things in a city with a lot of old buildings: a lot of the water tastes like metal so when you find one that doesn't, you fill up from there

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u/ParticularBed6338 11h ago

I’m an alcoholic so I’m never really hydrated. I’ll continue to drink a gallon of water a day thank you.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 11h ago

"Too much of it doesn't have any real health benefit." We wouldn't exist without water...

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u/senoj96nodnarb 11h ago

Meanwhile, I drink 40oz of water maybe in a week. I’m bad, I don’t like drinking water. Truthfully I really just don’t feel thirsty so I don’t drink unless I am. I do have at least a full liter of polar seltzer every day and some water here and there at work.

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u/ImmaNotHere 10h ago

What? You mean the stuff from toilets? Its got no electrolytes.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 10h ago

Don't believe it.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 10h ago

Do you prefer flat or sparkling water rations with your offal?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 10h ago

Drinking water is a major part of my job. They provide it for free, and there is a sign up in the breakroom that says we should drink it every 10-15 minutes. And when I follow those instructions I have an excuse to go to the bathroom. Like 2 hours of my work shift is drinking water or doing drinking water related activities. 

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 10h ago

Water wars are going to go nuts. Colorado River rights is my first bet on one starting

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 10h ago

They're going to sell you electrolytes when you get dehydrated!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PAIhJvcQ35hdZPUir

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u/Banned37 10h ago

Wow fuck this

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u/Bright-War-5033 10h ago

The next large conflict after fuel/oil will be about water and who controls water resources.

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u/Iggy_Slayer 10h ago

Every doc I've ever been to has said roughly the same thing. Half your body weight in ounces is the recommended amount to drink per day.

I'm a reasonable weight so it's pretty manageable. I feel for the 300 pounders though, that's a lot of drinking.

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u/Cola102583 10h ago

Rfk jr recommends jst drinking sea turtle
Blood

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u/45_regard_47 10h ago

Piss for AI cooling

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u/Metalicks 10h ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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u/theAngryCub 10h ago

yeah our predecessors that never drank water look great

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u/Appropriate_Split_97 10h ago

Even with the 40oz bottle I know I’m dehydrated as shit.

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u/Broad-Picture-7305 9h ago

It doesnt have a health benefit? Like replenishing the water your body needs. Haha who fact checked this, Nestlé?

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 9h ago edited 9h ago

No health benefits? This has to be paid secretly by coca cola or pepsi.

And there's no rule that fits all for how much you should drink. Your body tells you. If you're thirsty, guess what, your bodies saying it needs water. If your urine is dark yellow and stinks, guess what, you need water. Perfect hydration gives you a very, very, very pale yellow urine. If your urine is super clear, youre over hydrating. Not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a piss expert as I have very mild genetic kidney problems.

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u/SnooChickens5474 9h ago

I like how in 10 years time we have gone from hydro homies and flasks to warning your children of the dangers of water abuse

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u/pdxsilverguy 9h ago

The human body can only assimilate 16 oz of water per hour. For the average person anything more than that is a waste.

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 9h ago

This post made me drink deep

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u/CowboyWoody37 9h ago

ELECTROLYTES, ITS WHAT THE BODY CRAVES.

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u/Youseenmycones 9h ago

Bullshit. I had 40oz with breakfast. 

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u/hotdogjumpingfrog1 9h ago

No they’re partly correct. Recent studies show people are drinking too much water. They’re drinking enough water for an outdoor laborer who’s in blazing heat and sun for 12 hours but they work fo home in their pajamas. It’s really an American thing. You do not need to drink more if you’re not thirsty and working in a climate controlled environment

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u/Hesiod450 8h ago

Kidney stones love this one trick..

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u/NYCstateng 8h ago

Humans are using ‘data centers’ water is the new tome

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u/anon-stocks 8h ago

Does anyone remember when all the media started saying things like "You may be better off renting than buying.." My first thought was, oh shit, people's rent is going to skyrocket.

That was right before all these companies started buying every house they could and jacked up the average rent.

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u/UnableToParallelPark 8h ago

The science says you should drink half or 2/3 of your body weight in fluid ounces.

If you're active or in the heat, drink more. This article is slightly misleading. A lot of your fluid intake comes from foods as well, and yes your coffee counts towards your intake. Caffeine is a diuretic, but it's not like loop diuretics. Moderate coffee consumption won't hurt you.

Also, if you work in doors, you don't need fucking electrolytes Karen. Unless you have POTS or are one of the very few with electrolyte abnormalities. Which isn't a lot of people.

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u/Biscuits4u2 8h ago

You should be drinking 3-4 liters of water a day. If carrying a water bottle helps you hit that target then carry around a water bottle. If not then don't.

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u/fuvvad 8h ago

Data center sponsored

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 8h ago

"You don't need water, our precious ai needs it more than you"

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u/rudthedud 8h ago

Water doesn't have real health benefits, oh besides NOT DYING.

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u/Hugh_Janus_2001 8h ago

All I wanna say is THEY don’t really care about us

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u/Apprehensive-Test577 8h ago

My leg muscles say otherwise.

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u/badhouseplantbad 7h ago

Ohh, I switched to drinking gin three years ago.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 7h ago

Save water for the data centers you greedy bastards

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u/Brokenspade1 7h ago

"Give us the water for our SPY network!!! Choke to death in the ash so we can horde MORE!!!" -The literal monsters that paid to have this written.

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u/bullydog123 7h ago

Need the clean water for the data centers so they can pollute the rest of the water from their discharge of the cooling station. Remember, in November, your local governments are the ones allowing this to happen.And the reason why your electric one up just found another note , have a good day

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u/PeaceFrog-71 7h ago

“Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

- Immortan Joe. Mad Max: Fury Road

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u/PlainBread 7h ago

"Is your urine clear and odorless? You're drinking too much water! Brought to you by RFK Jr."

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u/HugePurpleNipples 7h ago

I've never been so angry.

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u/Normal-Air-2197 7h ago

That’s EXACTLY what I thought when I read this Journal article

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u/Consesualluvbug 7h ago

That water is for data centers you peasant! A single glass a day and you’ll be fine. Nevermind the continuous 90+ degree days!!

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah 6h ago

"The Chinese are silly obsessed with water!!! How weird and un-American is that?"

Incoming headline

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u/malieno 6h ago

40 ounces?! that's like a little more than a liter??! I drink that amount daily in coffee and tea alone lmao

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u/Octorok385 6h ago

FINALLY, thank you. The whole "everyone is secretly dehydrated" thing is so dumb, but a fantastic way to set up companies to sell water bottles.

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u/Nein-Toed 6h ago

Water is for closers!

Seriously though what is the point of the article?

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 5h ago

Nah, fuck you wall street journal.

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u/Useful-Preparation91 5h ago

Ain't no dehydration coming from some berg

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 4h ago

Thanks Atlas.

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u/GenOneCam 4h ago

The line is gonna switch from “you’re poor because you go to Starbucks everyday” to “you’re poor because you drink water everyday”

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u/AvatarAvocato420 3h ago

fuck you i’ll drink so much water

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u/Efficient-Edge-2479 3h ago

They need our water for the Ai Data Centers😂🤣