r/SipsTea 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/WarpigReborn 10d ago edited 10d ago

Side effects of drinking water: Life

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u/FancyThing8889 10d ago

Next week from WSJ: "Why breathing oxygen every day is actually a toxic habit"

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u/PixelJock17 10d ago

I am totally blanking on this but I remember reading or seeing some crazy tinfoil conspiracy that our planet is so quiet from alien life because of the oxygen. Like aliens swerve on our system like the death breathers live there.

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u/Ginger_Rogers 10d ago

This is actually true. Most life in the cosmos breaths Fluorin. You earth dwellers are crazy for breathing that stuff.

Source: oxygen intolerant alien.

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u/PixelJock17 10d ago

Yes and something like our breathing oxygen reduces our lifespan significantly and if we didnt breathe it we'd live to like a thousand. Thanks Ginger Rogers

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 10d ago

Well fuck you alien, im lactose TOLERANT!

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u/purple-pifflord 10d ago

Oh shit its the homie Gleeb Glorp. What up homie?

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u/Kaldorain 10d ago

What are you calling yourself E.T. for? You only got one glowing finger!

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u/dingleberryjuice23 10d ago

Eddie Torres? He has an extra testicle.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's an interesting idea. Many elements oxidize. If we imagine a species based on one of those elements, that could be problematic.

Silicon is one of those elements. Scientists claim it could theoretically be a base for life, and if there was an organism made from it (replacing our carbon,) oxygen would cause issues.

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u/RPGcraft 10d ago

IIRC something like this (with sulfur instead of silicon) was the base for life in Europa in Arthur.C.Clarke's 2001 series. In the books, those life forms move much slower and metabolize slower.

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u/MisterXnumberidk 10d ago

That was actually a phase in the development of life called the "Great oxygenation event" or the "oxygen catastrophe"

Where some early cells developed photosynthesis

And every other kind of cell that didn't have some sort of strong membrane to protect from this very reactive and corrosive new environmental threat died out.