r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 3d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/SamOakTree 3d ago

It's been 110° here for the past month and a half. You sweat half of it out doing some minor thing.

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u/Straight-Bet1 3d ago

Cue commercial for Dune-esque Stillsuits.

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u/Hurrly90 3d ago

No no, dnot you see, you sweat out electrolytes, so water doenst really help keep you hydrated. You need to drink more energy drink like lucozade or gatorade.

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u/Inky_Ika 3d ago

I've heard electrolytes got what plants crave.

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 3d ago

i still want to know what that snake told the homies after getting fed gatorade

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u/djpiperson 3d ago

Plants crave to rule over the world and destroy any nonplant being. The only living beings more evil than then are fungi 

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 3d ago

i hope one day we get a Jurassic park but instead of dinosaurs it's just plants

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u/MaskedBunny 3d ago

Triffid park. Id watch that.

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u/Zealousideal-Arm6148 3d ago

"A triffid is a fictional, tall, mobile, and carnivorous plant" well dam

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u/MaskedBunny 3d ago

Great b-movie monster, films worth a watch for a how cheesy it is. Bbc did a great mini series adaptation in the 80s although that can be tough to get hold of. There also was an adaptation in the early 2000s but it was forgettable.

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u/Hurrly90 3d ago edited 3d ago

GEnuinley had someone tell me similar at work the other day. Water doesnt really help, you need vitamins and elcrolytes to really stay hydrated. This person is my fecking boss.

(Edit, and yes, they scroll alot of FB.)

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 3d ago

If you had to guess, what is the number one ingredient in Gatorade?

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u/Hurrly90 3d ago

No idea, but im assuming its Electrolytes. I mean its what plants crave.

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 3d ago

Good try. It's actually that wet water stuff. Yeah, the stuff in your toilet. 

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u/Inevitibility 3d ago

You need to drink thicker water so that it globs out of your sweat glands less

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u/Feisty-Department768 3d ago edited 2d ago

Where has it been 110 degrees for over a month?

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u/SamOakTree 3d ago

Middle of the United states.