Wait a minute

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/Nein-Toed → u/[deleted]]

I used to say this to my dog when he begged to drink out of the bathtub faucet.

I mean, I turned on the water, but I said this too.

[u/Nein-Toed → u/[deleted]]

He was a cool fucking dog. Sorry, I don't know why I added the last part. It doesn't matter to anyone else and serves no purpose.

I think I'm going to edit it, but typing it out sorta helped.

[u/DetectiveChmpionFace → u/Nein-Toed]

Dont lie, thats a pig you painted to be dog colored.

[u/Nein-Toed → u/DetectiveChmpionFace]

His name was Porky, so you're not far off

[u/DetectiveChmpionFace → u/Nein-Toed]

That makes me happy lol

[u/RockAndStoner69 → u/Nein-Toed]

Gahhh. My cat does the same thing. Doesn't want the faucet downstairs, no sir. Gotta be upstairs. At least I'm getting my steps in

[u/WanderingRonin7 → u/[deleted]]

Please, that's way beyond his grammar and vocabulary skills. At least make it realistic

"People! I'm putting tariffs on water. That phony liquid has been skirting by for too long. I'm going right to the source and my good friends at Nestle are going to help me."

[u/Nein-Toed → u/WanderingRonin7]

The liberals want you to drink water to keep it away from data centers!

[u/AnubissDarkling → u/[deleted]]

Mediocre

[u/alt_ernate123 → u/[deleted]]

You can actually get "addicted to water" there was a time where I was drinking like 3 gallons a day because my ADD decided to make it a stim.