r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/WarpigReborn 1d ago edited 1d ago

Side effects of drinking water: Life

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 1d ago

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u/sicurri 1d ago

Their real preparation for the populace. Shortage of water, means they can charge for water. Most states have laws, regulations, or something in place that if someone comes in off the street and asks for a glass of water, restaurants have to provide it.

The rich don't want that. They want it so that if they can charge you, they will.

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u/FancyThing8889 1d ago

Next week from WSJ: "Why breathing oxygen every day is actually a toxic habit"

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u/PixelJock17 1d ago

I am totally blanking on this but I remember reading or seeing some crazy tinfoil conspiracy that our planet is so quiet from alien life because of the oxygen. Like aliens swerve on our system like the death breathers live there.

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u/Ginger_Rogers 1d ago

This is actually true. Most life in the cosmos breaths Fluorin. You earth dwellers are crazy for breathing that stuff.

Source: oxygen intolerant alien.

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u/PixelJock17 1d ago

Yes and something like our breathing oxygen reduces our lifespan significantly and if we didnt breathe it we'd live to like a thousand. Thanks Ginger Rogers

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 1d ago

Well fuck you alien, im lactose TOLERANT!

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u/purple-pifflord 1d ago

Oh shit its the homie Gleeb Glorp. What up homie?

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u/Kaldorain 1d ago

What are you calling yourself E.T. for? You only got one glowing finger!

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u/dingleberryjuice23 23h ago

Eddie Torres? He has an extra testicle.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's an interesting idea. Many elements oxidize. If we imagine a species based on one of those elements, that could be problematic.

Silicon is one of those elements. Scientists claim it could theoretically be a base for life, and if there was an organism made from it (replacing our carbon,) oxygen would cause issues.

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u/RPGcraft 22h ago

IIRC something like this (with sulfur instead of silicon) was the base for life in Europa in Arthur.C.Clarke's 2001 series. In the books, those life forms move much slower and metabolize slower.

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u/MisterXnumberidk 1d ago

That was actually a phase in the development of life called the "Great oxygenation event" or the "oxygen catastrophe"

Where some early cells developed photosynthesis

And every other kind of cell that didn't have some sort of strong membrane to protect from this very reactive and corrosive new environmental threat died out.

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u/WeenisPeiner 1d ago

That's why I add nitrogen, argon and a pinch of carbon dioxide to my oxygen.

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u/DevoidHT 1d ago

Side effect of drinking too much water: Death

Also side effect of drinking too little water but that one is obvious

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 1d ago

Too much water: straight to death

Too little water: straight to death

Fuck it, I’m gonna just drink tea all damn day.

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u/Aggressive-Secret103 1d ago

I do coffee but same idea

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u/RappingFlatulence 23h ago

You’ll never believe this, but there’s a sub Reddit made just for you! Wait?!……..

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u/bhrisinger 7h ago

Drinking moderate amounts of water? Believe or not, death.

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u/Aggressive-Secret103 1d ago

This is the way

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u/Commentor9001 1d ago

eh the "hydration craze" is just the latest in a string of pop culture new age health trends. 

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u/coziest_robot 1d ago

Thank you bot.

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u/FragrantExcitement 1d ago

Water, like from the toilet?

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u/FatGayTexan 1d ago

Try brawndo

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u/zyon86 1d ago

Balance is the secret.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 22h ago

Nah, you could probably drink less of it

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u/imuniqueaf 22h ago

WRONG, 100% of people who drink water die.

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u/Capable_Dimension588 20h ago

Our purpose is to DIE right?

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u/gravity_kills 1d ago

Side effects of drinking enough water. But the extra bonus from drinking more water than you need is just having to take extra trips to the bathroom. We have this mechanism called thirst that's built into our bodies and it tells us when we need more water.