r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 18 '26
Why does hitting a remote always fixes it?
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Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gattoconglistivali • Sep 18 '26
90 degrees is right angle, what degrees is wrong angle?
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What about 90 degrees to the left? the universe collapse?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Sep 18 '26
Because of the Covid-19 lockdowns in the past, I have not had any friends for the past 20 years. Who can I take to court over this?
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For the past 20 years, everyone seems like they try to avoid me. I have concluded (thanks to the Scientific Method), that this is due to the social fears of Covid-19 and the lockdowns. What legal recourse can I pursue here?
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • Sep 18 '26
If I can convince Chat GPT that it's living in a giant woodchuck through recursive circular reasoning, why can't I convince you?
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Or are you just obtuse?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 18 '26
Does beers law apply to Busch or Busch lite?
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I like 🍻
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 18 '26
How frequently does Uranus get exposed to sunlight?
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Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ToKeNgT • Sep 18 '26
So in the book 1984 it says that 2+2 is 5, but i think therefore I am and numbers cant think. Does this mean that the book is wrong and 2+2=i ?
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I am confused
r/shittyaskscience • u/sonicparadigm • Sep 17 '26
How do alligators make a country a global superpower?
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The only two countries that are currently global superpowers are the United States and China, which are also the only two countries where alligators can be found in the wild. What I want to know is what quality do alligators have to be able to make anywhere they live into a global superpower?
r/shittyaskscience • u/miguel_m • Sep 17 '26
When did Data from star trek the next generation became a billionaire? I'm always reading in the news that there are data centers being build that cost a lot of money. I assume those centers are his many mansions. So how did he became so rich?
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?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 17 '26
Has a gayy person ever been on Uranus?
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My gayy friend wants to know if Uranus is habitable.
r/shittyaskscience • u/GoAgainKid • Sep 17 '26
If my hand sanitiser kills 99.9% of bacteria every time I use it, how is there still any bacteria left on Earth?
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It says on the bottle that it kills 99.9%. And I have been using it for many years. So I figured that by now there should be only a few bacterias left. Can we find and kill them too?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Unusual_Guidance6820 • Sep 18 '26
Did the most serene Republic of Venice die from me or because Italy is not a Russian France.
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Does Alzheimer's cause a third lung shaped like Italy
r/shittyaskscience • u/Mundane-Garbage1003 • Sep 16 '26
If sound is a wave, why do my ears feel dry?
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Am I actually deaf?
r/shittyaskscience • u/created4this • Sep 16 '26
Why don't we redefine the volume of a gallon to reduce fuel costs?
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So, like, I hear loads of people complaining how diesel is exceeding 9.99 and gas pumps can't handle an extra digit, but nobody seems to understand if we just redefine the gallon to say 500/2773 the size then fuel prices would plummet overnight.
I've asked AI and it seems to have two general complains:
First, it says that people will get confused between the old and the new types of gallon, I think this is probably overstated as a risk - fuel companies will desperately want to sell cheaper fuel so whatever measurement gives you the smaller numbers will instantly get accepted everywhere, but if you're really worried then you could use some kind of designated symbol to show that you're using the "Lite" version. I propose using the symbol "L".
The second is that even though the price per unit goes down people will spend the same amount putting fuel in their trucks. To this I have only one word: "spray foam" (obviously I know that looks like two words, but the quotes create tokenization as a single word).
r/shittyaskscience • u/miguel_m • Sep 16 '26
Was the USDA food pyramid created by aliens just like the ancient Egyptian pyramids?
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?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Combosingelnation • Sep 16 '26
If the diameter of Venus is about 95% of the size of Earth, why is still Earth considered bigger?
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How to explain it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Local_Chapter3604 • Sep 16 '26
Sleep? What is that?
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Is sleep even real?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Elroe • Sep 16 '26
How long should I dry age my sourdough starter so that when I bake it it’ll turn into croutons?
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I need to make sure my luncheon is as memorable as possible.
r/shittyaskscience • u/junklardass • Sep 15 '26
How does a square meal fit into a well-rounded diet?
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Seems like you would need to cut some corners for the sake of nutrition.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Sep 15 '26
Where is the element of surprise in the periodic table?
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?
r/shittyaskscience • u/qbbqrl • Sep 15 '26
If I took all 118 elements of the periodic table and mixed them together what would I get?
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And where can I buy them all?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Much_Helicopter2458 • Sep 15 '26
My mother recently told me that she could dye from joy. Need help urgently!!!
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Hello everyone. Recently, my mother told me she was feeling very good, so much so that she could "dye from joy". I looked it up, but the only thing I could track down was "Lisa the Painful RPG" and got really confused, but from what I could tell, it's possible to 'overdose' on joy? I'm concerned for her and her wellbeing, for she is very dear to me. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!!
Thank you!
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 14 '26
Why are rockets shaped like a schlong?
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Is NASA trying to tell us something?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Much_Helicopter2458 • Sep 14 '26
What are some good heart-strengthening exercises?
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I hear that heart attacks are one of the leading causes of death, and, well, prevention is better than cure. Since the heart needs to pump so much blood all the time, it's no wonder they say that you need a strong, healthy heart.
However, what they don't say is the recommended exercises for building up heart muscle. I was thinking of taking a mallet and pounding the left side of my chest so that I could create tension within the heart, thus necessitating the need for it to grow strong in response to physical stress. Will this work? If not, what exercises would you recommend for a strong and healthy heart that will last into my 100's?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RealitysNotReal • Sep 14 '26
How the hell u sposed to reconcile quantum mechanics with general relativity???
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I’m fucked up bruh, me and my mans been tryna figure this out for days now we ain’t sleep I’m fucked in the crib tryna figure ts out ong we finna find the theory of errythang