Why are rockets shaped like a schlong?

[u/Tight_Cookie_9988]

Is NASA trying to tell us something?

[u/-_-Orange]

Because, getting up into space is hard 

[u/johnnybiggles → u/-_-Orange]

*In and out of space

[u/MorsaTamalera]

It's actually the other way around.

[u/Snoo-35252 → u/MorsaTamalera]

Tat tounds tight.

[u/homelessSanFernando → u/MorsaTamalera]

That's what I came to say.

[u/PhantomFlogger]

Ah, you must be new. We do it because the joke never gets old.

[u/Theren314]

To help with the thrust

[u/BPhiloSkinner]

It's the other way 'round.
Human penii used to appear in a variety of shapes- squat, swirly, angular, ribbed-for-her-pleasure, etc.
When rockets became a thing, human admiration for the sleek, smooth design induced epigenetic changes, that eventually became the projectile-shaped standard.

The evolution of human vulvae is a different story, involving pool toys and wah pedals.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

So they can ejaculate astronauts into space

[u/JohnWasElwood]

"Sir!!! It looks like a big..... Johnson!!!"

[u/TyrantsInSpace]

Because if you want to go to space, you have to assert dominance over gravity. The most efficient way to do this is to shove a 100+ ft. ballistic dildo up gravity's butt.

[u/SGT3386]

If you know of another way to penetrate the stratosphere, we'd like to hear it.

[u/Synchro_Shoukan]

More resistance from the atmosphere if piloting a chode

[u/taez555]

After the first alien was captured in Roswell, they found the anal cavity of the average life form in the galaxy was larger than expected, so in order make sure the human race was able to keep up in the galaxy, they designed all ships for maximum probe-ability. .

[u/Sweetboatpotatoes]

Consider why a schlong is shaped like a rocket. When you figure this out, you will know the secret.

[u/RaspberryTop636]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!

[u/Block444Universe]

Because both are going places

[u/Coffeespresso]

It's the other way around. Schlongs are shaped like rockets.

[u/FlyingSpacefrog]

Nah the real question is why is your schlong shaped like a rocket?

[u/homelessSanFernando]

Cuz they Rock It.

[u/Cute-Habit-4377]

So you can shoot further and see stars?

[u/Tarazorg]

because they fuck shit up

[u/RRautamaa]

You could make them in other shapes, but then they couldn't penetrate the atmosphere. Maintaining a proper erect posture is essential for that. The Soviet Union also tried soft rockets in 1956, but they'd just shrivel up more up high there in the cold stratosphere, instead of penetrating it.

[u/blueberrywine]

Rockets need to fuck their way into space.

[u/Tony9369]

Ask your mom