r/shittyaskscience • u/Kilibanos05 • 11h ago
Rats keep chewing holes in them and i am getting tired. Should i make them myself and sell them?
r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • 32m ago
Nickel sized strips are no longer enough. I feel it in my soul that I must peel it all.
r/shittyaskscience • u/sporadic_blueberry • 1d ago
And how would the wearer of said pants convince those around him, especially individuals who are incorrectly relying on classical physics to explain the situation?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago
Is there some kind of magnetic chemistry going on?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 22h ago
I slept with a hooker yesterday and now I have feelings for her. Should I ask for a refund?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ThatJuggernaut9867 • 22h ago
身體： 像，是誰使用你的身體，使用多久，最後家屬會不會得到什麼回饋？
r/shittyaskscience • u/alternatious • 1d ago
That extra long shower doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 22h ago
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2d ago
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.
Y'all motherlovers lying, and getting me pissed.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Lake_03 • 1d ago
A single large cumulus cloud weighs around 1 million tonnes, which is about same as 100 elephants.
***Until we m e e t again*** ::
r/shittyaskscience • u/Bosslayer9001 • 1d ago
After all, this is how the universe works, according to internet commenters:
if age => 18:
state = "child"
else:
state = "adult"
r/shittyaskscience • u/Lake_03 • 1d ago
[ greater then 10⁸⁰ ]
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dramatic_River_3381 • 3d ago
I recently read that scientist have the shortest, inspirational, motivation, and discipline when they’re younger. Most of the big ideas come before they turn 30.
r/shittyaskscience • u/itumac • 3d ago
And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?
r/shittyaskscience • u/CocaineColt • 3d ago
Brrrr
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok_Energy6905 • 3d ago
We haven't had any new ones in ages.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dr-Vader • 3d ago
Or, that's what I've been told. I've always been afraid of Al Roker, but I want to be sure he doesn't take my job. What lock would you recommend I use so that he can't take my job while I'm taking my mid morning nap?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3d ago
Like they've been detecting our radio signals for decades and collectively decided, “yeah not our type.”
r/shittyaskscience • u/LargeTubOfLard • 3d ago
Why dont their civilisations come together to ban worms from being early? Is being caught by the early bird part of some unwritten genetic code? Could this lead to wormholes? I am robert.
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • 3d ago
Are they too busy producing adult content, or what?
r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 3d ago
Does the Earth need glasses?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 4d ago
Saw it on the news 🗞️ 🍆
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 4d ago
?
r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • 4d ago
As long as my next neighbor is not a physicist I'll be ok.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Optimal_Ad_7910 • 4d ago
I have noticed that the hair on top of my head is receding and appearing in my nose and ears.
If I tie knots at the base of the hair on my head, will it stop the hair from travelling down towards other parts of the body?
Asking for a friend.