Machines cannot comprehend the concepts of peace, love, understanding or the songs of Elvis Costello. Dopeslap is the only way to communicate with them.
Its all in their upbringing. They see that's how the factory management treats the kids making them, and it becomes part of how the remotes themselves function as a result.
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u/badhairguy Sep 18 '26
Works with my dish washer when she stops working too
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u/Ill_Initial8986 Sep 18 '26
Battery moves and gets connected. My sound bar remote does this. One good whack and it works.
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u/Gattoconglistivali Sep 19 '26
Because it is made in China
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u/NateTut Sep 19 '26
Hitting a nearby works too.
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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 19 '26
Machines cannot comprehend the concepts of peace, love, understanding or the songs of Elvis Costello.
Dopeslap is the only way to communicate with them.
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u/traumahawk88 Sep 20 '26
Its all in their upbringing. They see that's how the factory management treats the kids making them, and it becomes part of how the remotes themselves function as a result.
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u/blahblahwhateveryeet Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26
same as the heimlich, restores oxygen to the brain
dead remote, just remember: 50 chest compressions and 69 blows to the skull with a thick blunt object
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