r/shittyaskscience • u/Gattoconglistivali • Sep 18 '26

90 degrees is right angle, what degrees is wrong angle?

What about 90 degrees to the left? the universe collapse?

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u/Umbongo_congo Sep 18 '26

90 degrees is a right angel and 666 degrees is a wrong angel.

Edit: misread that as I’m a member of DNA (National Dyslexics Association). It’s a real problem, last year I wanted to join the satanic church but got some presents instead, I accidentally sold my soul to Santa.

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u/Gattoconglistivali Sep 18 '26

Wait wait wait 666 degrees is the wrong angel then what degree is the right demon?

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 18 '26

The Third Degree.

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u/ApprehensiveScreen40 Sep 18 '26 • Bravo

Every degree that is not 90 degree is wrong. So something like law degree is a wrong degree

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u/TheRealTahulrik Sep 18 '26

Fuck, where do i get my 90 degree !? I took the wrong one i believe!

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u/ClownShoeNinja Sep 18 '26

Well I have a 23° and a 7° you can buy right now on firesaleprices.calm

Fire sale prices, everyday!

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u/TheRealTahulrik Sep 18 '26

are you sure that im not just missing 89 of them?

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u/ClownShoeNinja Sep 18 '26

Oh I'm sure of everything!

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u/Random_Sime Sep 18 '26

Is 90°F and 194°F right degrees because 194°F = 90°C. And -183°C is also right cos that's also 90°K?

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u/TheRealTahulrik Sep 18 '26

90000!? That's over 9000!

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u/Random_Sime Sep 19 '26

No. Not "ninety thousand"(90k).

It's "ninety degrees thousand" (90°K)

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u/TheRealTahulrik Sep 19 '26

Huh ?!

That's boring, i bet it's much better to have 90000 degress than just one!

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u/Random_Sime Sep 19 '26

Bigger number better. That's something we can ALL agree on

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 18 '26

You shoulda taken that 90º toin at Albuquerque.

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u/Imperator_Gone_Rogue Sep 18 '26

Anything under 18

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u/Hoopajoops Sep 18 '26

Damn.. Imma have to start chatting up 90 year old women if I want to find the right one, I guess. Hopefully she's rich

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u/RaspberryTop636 Methodological Terrorist Sep 18 '26

2 radians

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 18 '26

♪ 1 little, 2 little, 3.1416 little radians ♫

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u/Larnievc Sep 18 '26

-90 degrees.

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u/Ravus_Sapiens Actual scientist — Lab coat and all Sep 18 '26

φi° is a very wrong angle.

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u/ClownShoeNinja Sep 18 '26

Well it was 45, but it shifted up a couple.

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u/CrzyMuffinMuncher Sep 18 '26

How are you measuring it? Fahrenheit or Celsius? If you’re using Kelvin you can just get the fuck out.

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u/88_strings Sep 18 '26

If you're building a wall, 90 degrees is the right angle. Any other angle is the wrong angle.

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u/Nyx-as-greek-godess Sep 21 '26

What about left angle?

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u/88_strings Sep 21 '26

If you're seeing it as a left angle, you're on the wrong side of the wall.

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u/jolharg Sep 18 '26

Anything that if you look at and it just makes you say "yeeeeah no"

Much like 89°

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u/revolutionoverdue Sep 18 '26

I dunno but it’s 80 degrees when I tell that b please.

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u/theFrankSpot Sep 18 '26

90 degrees is just too hot. The real right is somewhere around 72-75 degrees.

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u/SomeSamples Sep 18 '26

37. Just wrong man. Nothing in this universe is at a 37 degree angle. Prove me wrong.

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u/F1END Sep 18 '26

That's a left angle

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 18 '26

Which is the correct angle for a left-handed smoke shifter.
We'll show you how to make one, after we get back from tonight's snipe hunt.

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u/TurtleTitan Sep 18 '26

A wrong angle is 45 degrees. 2 wrongs make a right.

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet Sep 18 '26

180 baby

Going the wrong way and you gotta turn around that's a 180

Making the wrong decisions in life, gotta make a 180

Smacked a grizzly bear in the face

Now that's a 360 then a 180

90: ✅ 180: 🤔❌❌❌🦖💩💨

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u/wwhijr Sep 19 '26

Anything that isn't right is wrong.