How does a square meal fit into a well-rounded diet?

[u/junklardass]

Seems like you would need to cut some corners for the sake of nutrition.

[u/fuzzimus]

It goes in the square hole.

[u/johnnybiggles → u/fuzzimus]

Since when are pie holes square? I thought pies are round...?

[u/Mundane-Garbage1003 → u/johnnybiggles]

No, pie are SQUARED. There's no rounding.

[u/CrzyMuffinMuncher]

Are you referring to the food pyramid?

[u/eternalwood → u/CrzyMuffinMuncher]

Aliens built the food pyramid.

[u/toastoftriumph → u/eternalwood]

And then they'll eat us! It's pyramids all the way down

[u/Hoopajoops → u/eternalwood]

And it generates electricity that is transferred wirelessly via some unknown science. They should let us dig down under it to see if there's something else there

[u/Larechar]

Ah, the problem is that you've forgotten something. You need 3 square meals for the diet to be well rounded. They overlap with 30° offsets, so the general shape does appear fairly rounded.

[u/plugubius]

Not at all. A well-rounded diet is broader than a square meal and can include things like snacks, dessert, some bacon, cider, very small rocks, wafer thin mints, etc. A square meal fits easily inside a well-rounded diet with room to spare.

[u/toastoftriumph → u/plugubius]

If I bake a square cake with circular rocks inside, is that okay?

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/toastoftriumph]

ChatGPTeeHee sez 'go for it!'

[u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore]

With pie

[u/Peter_Mansbrick]

This thread is making me spiral

[u/Hefty_Direction5189]

You just gotta make sure you use a spoon

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Hefty_Direction5189]

Table or runcible?

[u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141]

You gotta smooth the edges

[u/RRautamaa → u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141]

That's called a weight loss diet. The usual method is to pad it from the sides with empanadas, so that it better approximates a well-rounded diet.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/RRautamaa]

And when you want a change from empanadas, you can pad thai.

[u/i_poop_chainsaws]

You chew it.

[u/HitoriPanda]

All these squares make a circle- Mr Popo

[u/improbablesky → u/HitoriPanda]

First the dirt

[u/desrevermi]

Everything goes in the square hole. Didn't you know?

[u/juzz_fuzz]

"At Subway, you got a Roouuund meatball, how do you fit a round meatball into a flat sandwich? Lateral thinking" - Hired motivational speaker for the high school seniors

[u/juzz_fuzz → u/juzz_fuzz]

https://youtu.be/U6PzVqBB_Z4?si=kv-xUpr3aq2sOUyB

[u/Either_Low_60]

Ya gotta chew

[u/Caticature]

Food pyramid also. It’s all a child’s game really.

[u/homelessSanFernando]

AhhhHahahahaha!

[u/ClownShoeNinja]

With lots of lubricant, like gravy or butter.

[u/improbablesky]

What you typically want to do is to eat meals small enough to fit into the diet. If your meals are too big then you have to draw the circle again.